"You won't get away with this, I won't let you!!!" "Ahhh, but I already have darling." zei a tall, skinny pinguïn with green eyes and straight black feathers for hair. Her name was Voliet. She was very pretty. That was how she almost always ended the world. "Don't call me that." "Darling, Darling, Darling." "Besides I have a nice, long ride all set up for you, Kaitlyn." She zei that with glee in her voice. Kaitlyn was a pinguïn with curly white feathers for hair and shiney blue 'n purple eyes. "We'll meet again though, trust me." "The last thing I'd ever do is trust you!" Kaitlyn spat into her face. Voliet punched Kaitlyn knocking her to the ground and managed to tranquilize her. The last thing thing Kaitlyn remembered was being drug at roughly and thrown into to a large, damp, wooden krat before she passed out.
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"Hello?" Kaitlyn zei exhastedily. No reply. She had a 5 seconde panic attack and fell to the ground because her vision was still uneven. They eventually adjusted and Kaitlyn eventually became aware of her surroundings. It was a damp crate. Then it struck her *flashback* "Because I have a nice, long trip all set up for you." "I wonder where." Kaitlyn thought out loud. She sat down in the corner, thinking hard, and passed back out.
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"Kowalski, analysis." ordered a voice from outside. "It appears to be a crate, Skipper." "Yeah, I see that, but I mean what's in it." "A female penguin, sir." "Hello?" Kaitlyn said. I tried to make my voice sound stronger than I really felt. "Rico, crowbar." Kaitlyn heard the sound of vomiting. She made a face and thought, "Did he just do what I thought." Her conconcius spoke up. "No!" But deep inside her, she knew she was wrong. The door was pryed open. "Ummmm, hi." Kaitlyn zei nervously. Skipper took a quick glance at her then shouted, "SPY!!!!" " What! Where?!" They pointed at me. I did a sarcastic laugh. "I am not." Then the boys huddled together, murmuring stuff. "I wish this was some whacked out conspiracy." Kaitlyn thought, looking around.
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"Hello?" Kaitlyn zei exhastedily. No reply. She had a 5 seconde panic attack and fell to the ground because her vision was still uneven. They eventually adjusted and Kaitlyn eventually became aware of her surroundings. It was a damp crate. Then it struck her *flashback* "Because I have a nice, long trip all set up for you." "I wonder where." Kaitlyn thought out loud. She sat down in the corner, thinking hard, and passed back out.
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"Kowalski, analysis." ordered a voice from outside. "It appears to be a crate, Skipper." "Yeah, I see that, but I mean what's in it." "A female penguin, sir." "Hello?" Kaitlyn said. I tried to make my voice sound stronger than I really felt. "Rico, crowbar." Kaitlyn heard the sound of vomiting. She made a face and thought, "Did he just do what I thought." Her conconcius spoke up. "No!" But deep inside her, she knew she was wrong. The door was pryed open. "Ummmm, hi." Kaitlyn zei nervously. Skipper took a quick glance at her then shouted, "SPY!!!!" " What! Where?!" They pointed at me. I did a sarcastic laugh. "I am not." Then the boys huddled together, murmuring stuff. "I wish this was some whacked out conspiracy." Kaitlyn thought, looking around.
Spying is rude:
There was a Zookeeper named Alice,
Who came out of the bath quite towel-less.
The penguins did learn,
As their stomachs churned,
To Avoid the Alice when Towel-less!
Ticking off the Pen-goo-ins*:
Bowhole says "penguins" quite strange
But not becasue he's dearnged
This word he won't doff
Just to tick his foes off
But we all know that villian won't change
Man on the other side of the Radio:
The Zookeeper man number two,
Did not know what to do!
The man was quite sad,
For his screentime was bad,
His face was not there-Boohoo!
*Kowalksi informs us that Blowhole missprounounces the word just to tick them off in one of the promos to Operation:Blowhole
There was a Zookeeper named Alice,
Who came out of the bath quite towel-less.
The penguins did learn,
As their stomachs churned,
To Avoid the Alice when Towel-less!
Ticking off the Pen-goo-ins*:
Bowhole says "penguins" quite strange
But not becasue he's dearnged
This word he won't doff
Just to tick his foes off
But we all know that villian won't change
Man on the other side of the Radio:
The Zookeeper man number two,
Did not know what to do!
The man was quite sad,
For his screentime was bad,
His face was not there-Boohoo!
*Kowalksi informs us that Blowhole missprounounces the word just to tick them off in one of the promos to Operation:Blowhole
Dear Diary, I am so PISSED AT HOW DR FUCKING BLOWHOLE HAS TO BE RETARDED AND USE CHROME INSTEAD OF SOMETHING LIKE TITANIUM :P IT IS FKIN STRONGER! Anyway, I have the feeling that I am being watched. Oh brb. Back. I brbed coz i thought HE WAS USING MY GUN AND HE WAS SO I JUST TRIED TO SHOOT HIM BUT HE USED ALL OF THE FUCKING BULLETS :L So i have a new pack of bullets right here in my flipper at this here very moment, and I might just refill my gun with bullets and try to shoot Dr Bastardhole :P So erm... I'm gonna finish writing now, coz SOME RANDOM FAG ON FANPOP IS READING MY DIARY PAGE >:L But I really gotta stop overusing the :L face. :L DAMN IM DOING IT AGAIN!!!!!! Bye.