"(Snore...Snore...) OW!!!" Starlite yelled, something had hit her head while she was sleeping. She rubbed her eyes and then opened them. Her beak dropped. It was a oasis, the gras was go green u would say it was plastic, palm trees and fruit trees surrounded a crystal-clear river, the river was fed door a beautiful waterfall. If u could call it that, the waterfall was only a metre high. "Am i in heaven?" She whispered as she looked at the vis swimming in the crystal water. "No, because u don't belong there." She heard a familiar voice say, Skipper came swooping in via a vine, he was dripping....

Dreaming in Black ‘N’ White

Chapter 2 – The Competition

    Back at the Central Park Zoo, Kowalski, Rico and Private were desperately trying to think of ways to change Skipper’s mind. “What are we going to do?!” Private asked the others, with a concerned look on his face, “This is only one night of the entire year. Skipper can’t afford to miss it.” “Don’t worry Private. I’m sure Skipper will come tonight. He just need time to think this through is all.” Kowalski assured him. “Do u think he would?” “Affirmative. However, if you’re not positively...

Liberty was deep into a painting when it happened. She loved painting. It help soothe her when things went wrong. She loved the gentle strokes of her brush as her masterpeices took form. Today a radiant image of the African plain glowed before her. She was almost done. The last thing to do was the sky. Suddenly she heard a familiar voice, "Am I interrupting something?"
Liberty gasped, looking around, her amber eyes darting to the entrance of her cave. A streak of sky blue slashed across the african plain. She looked back in dismay. Her homeland was ruined. She turned to see who'd been the cause...

Private's PoV
It's 6:30 a. m., and I'm wide awake. This is nothing unusual; Skipper usually makes us rise before the sun. I don't mind though; I like spending time with my friends, even if it's while doing drills and practice. After that was done, we combed the zoo for any suspicious activity. Finding none, we headed back to our enclosure to do random stuff. The first thing Kowalski did was go to work on his new invention. I'm not sure what it's supposed to do; all I know is he says it's his "best ever" and that it'll "change history". I've heard it all before. We all have. Kowalski makes a...

In the POM universe
P: Wow! We're actually in OUR universe for the race!
S: Focus, Private, we're here to race!
P: Right. (they drive up to the Masked Power Racer's car)
Power Racer: I see, we're in your universe, guys.
S: Yea! Our universe, our territory! If u wanna battle, we'll battle!
K: We can be really fierce!
Power Racer: Look, guys, as wierd as it may seem, I don't want to hurt u guys.
S: We didn't come for a soap opera, we came to race! (Team MAD's car is right behind them)
Ramsay: Got the laser lights ready?
Jack: Ready! (flaming lasers come out of the car lights and the Power Racer uses...

In the Family Guy universe
Peter: I got the fuel we need. (pulls out some cans of beer)
Cleveland: Quick question, is the bier for the fuel of for you?
Peter: For the fuel, Cleveland. (runs over a skeleton on a motorcycle) Sorry, Ghost Rider!
P: We're seem to be making meer progress than Johnny Test and Robot Chicken.
K: Seems like Susan is making something to keep everything Johnny can hear censored.
S: u can tell from the rearview mirror?
K: Well, yea, and I have a feeling that some foul language is gonna come along. (the Masked Power Racer's car comes door the penguins' car and the window is down)...

skipper and his palls sat at their beds, they just had arough dag they fught with each other, but Skipper was alert, like always, thenb, he could hear someone knocking the door, of the fishbowl, he runned towards the enter, he hoped to see a lemur and otter of even Mandy, but what he saw was something that ruined his happiness: Hans the Denmark puffin.

"Hans?!"

"hey Skipper, I need your help, could u come out here?"

"why should I?"

"because last time we met I didn't try to kill you?"

"maybe because u were fighting androids?"

"look, I changed, and I have a deal!"

"a deal was what made me public...

Skipper's sense of adventure rised, he always wanted to be on a sky-high fight,

and his dream was finally coming true! He looked for any button, he finally saw one with wings,

after activating it he heard the voice of the computer


"deploying wings" Skipper moved what seemed to be a manuver lever, he saw one, and pressed the big

red button in the top, boven of the lever,

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM the ship was destroyed door the missle Skipper shoot, suddently a voice came

"help! they're on me!" it was marlene,

Skipper wasn't an idiot, maybe he could gain her atention through the classic one: heroic accion!


"don't worry,...

I come across Kowalski constructing a new invention while he's listening to music.
Me: Kowalski?
K: (drops ipod) Aaagh! (looks behind him) Oh, Monique, it's you.
Me: What's the invention this time?
K: Well, it's the Vocaltunage Imagery Ray.
Me: Judging door the name, does it turn songs into actions depending on the song?
K: Actually yes. Now let me set up a song and shoot a laser in the sky. (shoots laser in the sky surrounding the zoo)
Me: What song is it?
K: You'll see.
Jessica: Grandma Monique! (walks towards me and Kowalski)
Me: I told you, Jessica, just call me "Monique".
Jessica: Alright, Monique,...

the datum is august 25,2009 the dag started out as usual for the penguins private on the other hand has been acting very odd so the vet decided to put private on happy pills....

skipper:you know kowalski private hasn't been acting the same ever since he went on those pills.

kowalski: i agree with u skipper he's been acting very very odd u know i've caught him talking to a uithangbord when his alone.

skipper:really?

kowalski:yeah and he's been saying some odd words too.
(private comes into H.Q. all bloody)

skipper:private are u okay?

private:sure i am skippa i just went to see alice that's all but she...

A fatal Dispute

When they got back to the oak, they were welcomed door the others. Glad that they had found what they needed, they began to divide up the food. In fact it were only the fruits that had to be shared; the penguins and the otter had brought their own food, and Burt was anyway eating from the trees – although he quite missed his peanuts. But the chimpanzees, lemurs and baboons had the same nurture and so they had to share fairly. This wouldn't have been a problem, if it hadn't been for Julien. The amount of food for them was little and he insisted of getting meer than the others....

In the City

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The wind was slightly shaking the trees as the group of five animals went over the gras in the cover of the trunks' shadows.

Marlene would have preferred that Private had stayed at the oak but he had zei he wanted to help. Rico had wanted to come with them, but Mason had been adamant that he stayed in bed for two meer days. Finally Rico had gegeven in. Marlene had been puzzled of the intensity with that Rico wanted to stay at Private's side…

As they approached the streets of New York they noticed at once that something was wrong.

Marlene, Private, King Julien, Maurice and Mort...

Moving in the Danger Zone

When Kowalski entered the zoo again, he made himself clear that he had to be even meer careful then before. If Skipper caught him now, Private was lost…

But he knew what to do. Something told him that Rico was still here… somewhere. And he was alive. Kowalski thought about that gut feeling. Surely, it was just a hope his mind was clinging to, not to give up. Skipper had always told him to listen to his gut. Skipper… Kowalski's stomach cramped. The old Skipper. Nothing was left of their leader, their protector. He was now the greatest danger of all.

Kowalski...

“Blowhole free us from this trap now” Skipper demanded.

“For what? So that u can get your way out of here? Never” Dr. Blowhole said.

“This no time to fight Blowhole, we need to help each other. Release us and we’ll help u get outta here” Skipper rebutted.

Blowhole is having seconde thought on what Skipper zei and he then decided to set them free. The liar is about to blow out, Skipper and the rest help blowhole to get out of the liar and they finally made it out before the liar had been destroyed.

“My liar, my beautiful liar” Blowhole shouted as his liar has been destroyed....

Alex:sooooo what should we do now?
Ron:we go throw peanuts a the olifant
Alex:YEAH!
(Alex and Ron went a threw peanuts at Burt but Burt kept on catching them and eating them)
Alex:ah came on he keeps on catching them let's go Ron
(they left and got a popcorn and at the HQ)
Skipper:alright men today were are doing special cute and cuddly today
Private:how came skippah?
Skipper:um....well.....because......that's classified
(they went up on there island and did extra cute and cuddly,skipper noticed a girl with jet-black hair ,blue eyes and a scar on her forehead he hear what she was talking about)...

Sooooo Sorry for the long wait. School got in the way of it all. So yeah blame school X3. OK maybe

blame half of school I just had writers block. Then I lost interest in it, then ideas came back and here we

are today. X3 enjoy!!!
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Chapter 3: Back at HQ and so Forth

    Private smiled with glee and he waddled over to Cadet, who was now door the boom as Rico had left her to hear what Skipper and Kowalski were conversing about. "Great news, Cadet, Skipper zei that u can come and stay with us!"

Cadet looked shocked. "Stay with...

When Private ran back into the HQ with Rico, Rico wasn't moving, he was breathing and his hart-, hart was pounding, but he was stiff as a rock. His eyes were wide open, the feathers that made up his mohawk had literaly turned white with fear. "What happened to u Rico?! Speak to me sergeant!!!" yelled Skipper. Rico remained there, like a stone wall, then he yelped. "DEADLIGHTS!!!!" yelled Rico, running around and crashing into a wall. "What does he mean Private? What Dead-lights?" asked Kowalski. "He's talking about those piercing, blinding, alluring lights that came when a giant.....thing, came...

This is my first fan fiction ever! So it might be good of it might be bad.


Kowalski: Okay people, everyone out!

Skipper: Whoa, Kowalski. Before u can start kicking people out their house's u have to have reason.

Kowalski: Actually, it's a good thing u asked because I'm going to start working on a highly radio-active experimant.

Skipper: That's a good reason. But wait; what about Private, he's still inside.

Kowalski: Don't u remember. Private stayed up all last night watching a Lunicorn marathon. So he'll probably just be asleep through the whole thing.

Skipper: Well that makes sense. Rico,...

"Earth?" asked Private. "Is it like our planet?" Kowalski paused, then he continued. "Originally it was a beautiful blue and green planet. Millions of lush plants and and polar ice badges were on the planet, it had vast oceans, like ours, that would roll and rumble across the sandy beach. Many things lived there, us penguins, otters, and even this group called, humans," zei Kowalski. "Then why is it called, the Black Star?" asked Private. Kowalski sadly sighed. "Too much work," zei Kowalski. "What happened?" asked Private. "You see, humans are greedy, evil, never-satisfied beings that always...

As continued, Kowalski found a magical tonic that makes people smart and wants to drink it but Skipper wont allow him to drink some ,since he might get parilized.The stemmen are clear that I should continue, enjoy! :D

Kowalski sat on his bed in depress and mumbled "It's just not fair." Over and over to himself.Skipper looked at Kowalski and then stared down on the floor. Private walked cautionary near Kowalski and zei "When Skipper zei u can't drink it, it really was for your own good." soothing Kowalski a bit,"I know but he wont even allow me to look at it of read who it was from."Kowalski...