.... ♪Awkwaaaard~♪ XD

Awkward, Private, it's awkward! There's no other word for it, AWK! WAAARD!!

( look at the photo. I can't stand how you guys make one pairing into an entire political movement and obsess over it)

*Randomly* Hi! I'm Francis!

"Don't give me that look Winky man! I earned this... I earned this."

Lobster: :D *eats cheesy bits* >:( *spits out*-*gets hit by Mindjacker* :D *eats cheesy bits* >:( *spits out*

Tatatatata Circus! Tatatatata Afro Circus Afro Circus Afro! Polka dot polka dot polka dot Afro!" :D

*falls over laughing hysterically* (I know I used it on the last page but I couldn't resist XD)

...Kaboom...Kaboom ...Kaboom...

*laughs evilly*

"...And you become... SCARY!"

*shakes booty*

R/K/P: D:
S: ...Wait a minute, why are you all staring behind me as if fixated on something I'm heretofore oblivious to?

No. T_T

*makes cute eyes*

Well, now I feel like a jerk...

P: It's ok, Skipper. We all make mistakes.
S: Yeah, but you boys make 'em all the time. It's new for me.

We've been ratted out, boys. *raises flippers in surrender*

8( (That face is so adorable and sad at the same moment. :3)

K: There are two unaccounted for, Skipper.
S: That's a number I can live with! Who says a penguin can't fly? ;) *high fives*

A: ...I broke your Ipod!
M: WHAT?!
A: The buttons were so small! It made me mad!
M: Oh no! The HORROR!

Bad kitty...>:O

M: Be cool, be cool! ...Hi officer! Is there a problem?
A: ...Hi!

This is awkward...We can hear everything they're saying...

"Hey, you guys! That room has some nifty little sinks you can wash up in, and look! Free mints!"

Happy birthday to you! You live in a zoo! You look like a monkey! Aaaaaaaaaand you smell like one, too! :D

M: La la la la la la. La la la la la la. La la la. La la--
J: Mort! Stop it!
M: Hihihi! :D

* "what the?" face engage*

P: Can I kiss the bride, Skipper?
S: *slaps* No. Music! *More Than A Feeling by Boston starts playing* (I love that song! :D)

Lola: *head gets blown off*
Skipper: NO!! Medic!!! D:
Rico: *pulls out duct tape*

Paparazzi! :D

I believe that's checkmate.

♪Everybody dance now! Yeah yeah yeah yeah! Everybody dance now!♪

You call this layin' low?

"I'm impressed!"

Alex: Hey, happy slappers! Is there some reason to celebrate? Look at the plane!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: How are you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lot of duct tape. We should be up and running in, say, six to nine months.
Alex: Sixty-nine months?!
Skipper No, six to nine months. Kowalski, I say we use this setback to our advantage.
Alex: Where'd you get that number?
Skipper: I want you to reconfigure the design.
Alex: How do you estimate that?
Skipper: Pretty boy! Why don't you and your friends dig a latrine.
Alex: Hold on, who made you king of the plane wreck?
Skipper: Excuse me? Fine. You can be in charge. You fix the plane.
Alex: Who gives you the authority to put me in charge?
Skipper: OK, then I'll remain in charge.
Alex: Yeah, you will remain in charge.
Skipper: You and your hippie friends stay out of our hair.
Alex: Correcto-mundo. Because I decided to.
Skipper: Good for you.
Alex: Well, this discussion isn't over.
(sorry for the longness...I couldn't resist..XD)

',:)

Attentioné! This is your captain speaking. I have good news and bad news. The good news is we'll be landing immediately. The bad news is...We're crash-landing. Now, when it comes to air travel, we know you have no choice whatsoever. But thank you for choosing Air Penguin.

O__O (Sorry gotta go now. See ya! ^_^)

Chantal Dubois: *grabs collar of bellhop* How could *slaps* you let *slaps* them get *slaps* away!!!! >:( *lets go*
Bellhop: Oh, my face! *falls*

uh...isn't this conversation in POM quotes? last time i checked Madagascar 3 ain't POM

(I love this quote) XD

My sacrifice goes in the volcano. Then, the friendly Gods eat up my sacrifice... "Mmm, very nice, thank you for the sacrifice..." "Please have another sacrifice!" "No, I've had enough for today..." "Listen I'm gonna be very insulted unless you have another." "I don't WANT ANOTHER SACRIFICE OK!?!?" "Look at you, you look skinny!" "No, I THINK I'VE HAD ENOUGH, IS THAT CLEAR?!"

....

S: Lemme see that manual!
R: *gives manual*
S: *looks at it* Mmhm. *smashes light with it* There we go. Problem solved.

Kowalski: Skipper! We`ve lost engine 1... and engine 2 is no longer on fire...

Hi! *does knife trick*

ahh! Gremlin! ( too lazy to use a picture)

"Where is Lemur Pride?! Have you no cowardy?"

That was the best speech ever!!!! ....*facetable*