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posted by slytherin360

Found this on the net ;)

29 Annoying Ways to Order a pizza

1. Start the conversation with "My call to (Pizza Place), take one... and... ACTION!"

2. If using a touch-tone phone, press random numbers while ordering. Tell the person taking the order, "would u please stop doing that...?"

3. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

4. Do not name your toppings; rather, spell them out.

5. Ask what the order taker is wearing.

6. Order 52 pepperoni slices arranged in a fractal pattern following from an equation u are about to dictate. Ask if they're getting all of this...

pizza Peps

posted by Hellowittykitty

Okay, this is a song my friend and I made together and I was the real creator! If u want, fan her @DexterBrawnian!

Talking this time:
Do u like pizza?
I like pizza.
Do u like pepperoni?
Uh.....yes?
Can u pee on pizza?
WHAT KIND OF vraag IS THAT?!?!?
Can u have French toast?
............
Let's put this in a 50 seconde song! (Maybe)
...........Fine.

-singing now!-

Do u like pizza?
(I like pizza!)
Then just be a diva!
(Be a diva!)
Max out the roni!
(Out the roni)
But don't tell Tony!
(Ssshhhhh)

Come on ever boy and girl
Let's go to the joyous parlor
Let's top, boven off the spices and dices
Put on some meer pepperoni!
Cause we all like pizza!
(YAYA!)

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How The pizza Butler was Started

posted by ThePizzaButler

Manny and “The pizza Butler™”

Six years geleden my family and I moved to Tampa, Florida where for the first time in my
life, I got involved in the restaurant business. As the owner of an extremely well
known and populair 80‐seat restaurant called Formaggios Pizzeria Restaurant, I
quickly realized that owning a restaurant was a 24‐hour, 7‐day‐a‐week business that
demanded tremendous attention.
One Sunday evening at Formaggios I saw one of my waiters struggling to balance an
18” pie with one hand while trying to reposition items on the avondeten, diner tafel, tabel with his
other so that the additional...

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40 ways to make the pizza delivery man nervous

posted by emmett

1. While u are u are making an order, randomly start pressing the numbers on the phone and tell the guy to stop doing it.

2. Make up a credit card name and ask if they accept it.

3. Ask for a Big Mac, French fries and a Large Coke.

4. Finish the order with: “Remember, this conversation never happened”.

5. Tell him you’ve got another pizza delivery on the other line and you’re buying from the one who offers the lowest price.

6. Just give him your address and say “Surprise me”. Then hang up.

7. Answer his vragen with other questions.

8. Spell the ingredients.

9. Stutter every time...

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Is pizza expensive? Hell naw.

posted by kevinlordbarry

pizza was originally made as a food for the poor. It still is a great value, even if it's meer upper class.

How much do u spend on food everyday? If u eat out cheaply, u pretty much have to spend about $5 per meal; think macdonalds, a sandwich, halal food. pizza seems the same way, no? In fact, pizza can be cheaper than groceries!

Think about it. If you're a bachelor, if u order a pizza, it's worth four meals (2 slices a meal). Josephine's large pie is 9.99. That's 2.50 a meal. If u buy your own brood and coldcuts and swiss cheese, it will come to 2.50 a meal. A single small package...

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Is pizza bad for you? Hell naw.

posted by kevinlordbarry

pizza certainly arrives quickly and conveniently, but the crux of the matter is how good it is for you. Did u know that pizza is a full meal? And not just one with fancy toppings; any pizza has all the major food groups. The dough is filling carbohydrates. The sauce offers protein, surprisingly enough, and a host of other features. The cheese offers dairy, bringing calcium and Vitamin D. A slice is only 300 calories. Josephine's pizza also offers whole-wheat pies with vegetable toppings. This is probably one of the healthiest things u can put in your body! Weightlifters especially can benefit from the nutrients in pizza.

big mac vs Pizza? One is far less expensive, far less calories, and meer filling. Pizza, of course! It's a great treat that won't break your diet.

This and meer like it at link

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pizza toppings and u

posted by kevinlordbarry

The art of taste involves a subtle mixing of flavors. Is there a better food for this than pizza?

I daresay the most common pizza topping in America (besides sauce and cheese) is pepperoni. All pepperoni is not made the same, of course. Pepperoni can be soft and full of their succulent, spicy flavor. They can be crisp and lifting at the edges, tempting u to pick them off and pop their crispy goodness in your mouth. Some people don't mind eating half of the pepperoni's well known circles in a bite; others must eat a cirkel at a time.

These choices exist for a single topping, and hundreds exist....