*Six hours no longer seems like a long time.

*You begin to wonder why all films are not six episodes long.

*You have memorized where the commercial breaks come as well as the order of the commercials in each break.

*You watch the movie all the way through non-stop - then rewind it and start all over again.

*The movie just keeps on getting better every time u watch it.

*On a recent visit to a local lake, u were inspired to dive in and go swimming fully clothed.

*Your relatives and vrienden no longer think that u are strange for asking them to call u "Lizzy".

*You sing along with the...

from the Huffington Post:

I've published twenty boeken in genres from memoir to mystery but I never thought of doing an Austen mashup until I read Pride and Prejudice and Zombies.

While I enjoyed Zombies at first because it was surprising and funny, eventually it started to feel like a one-note protest against all the decorous PBS Austen series and all the die-hard Austen fans around the world. Dude, forget carriages and bonnets, gimme brains!

Zombies reads like graffiti, which can be ugly of beautiful depending on your point of view. u see that spleet, split on amazon.com, where half the reviewers give...