~You know, u have a very strong arm, princess. Wait, please! Put the monkey down!!!
~You will enjoy it, I guarantee. All women enjoy the kiss of Prince Naveen. Come, we pucker... that's new...
~(to Lawrence)For a man who can not see his feet, you're very light on them!... Ah, Lawrence, it seems u have finally gotten into the music! Do u catch my drift? because you're head, it is in a tuba.
~(Ray sings "Je t'adore) I adore u (ray sings "Je t'aime) I love you.. What? I'm just translating!
~(repeated line) I am Prince Naveen *splat!*... of Maldonia
~It is not slime! u are secreting mucus!...