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door the jaar 2030 technology wasn't the only thing growing in Equestria, so was the sexism between mares, and stallions. It went so far that the genders of ponies killed each other. One pony however would not let them kill her. That pony was regenboog Dash, and here's her story.
Hearts & Hooves day, 2030.
Stallion 54: Bring those mares over here.
Stallions: verplaats it.
Fluttershy: Bye regenboog Dash.
regenboog Dash: See ya Fluttershy.
Stallion 54: Allright let's move.
regenboog Dash: Yeah, lets. *kicks Stallion*
Stallion 54: Asshole! Get her!
Stallion 33: Stop. *points gun* of your dead!
regenboog Dash: *puts up hooves*
The stallions brought regenboog Dash into Manehattan where other Mares were being kept until they died. That's when Dash thought of her plan.
regenboog Dash: I'm getting out of here.
Mare 45: How? There's no way to escape.
regenboog Dash: Yeah well, ponies with glass ceilings should go fuck theirselves. *flies through ceiling*
Stallion 33: What happened?!
Mare: The ceiling broke.
Stallion 33: *kills mare* All units, we've got a mare that escaped!
Later at another part in Manehattan
regenboog Dash: *flying fast* Fuck Stallions!
Roseluck: Yeah!
Vinyl Scratch: Go regenboog Dash!
Bonbon: Kill some for me!
Lyra: And me!
regenboog Dash: Will do.
Stallions: Shut the fuck up! All of u get back in line! I just saw regenboog Dash. She's leaving Manehattan.
There was one place in Equestria where no ponies were being sexist. That place was San Franciscolt. Along the way Dash will encounter many ponies that want her dead, and others that will help her out.
It was a nice sunny day. Then regenboog Dash flew door with two cars following her, while the ponies in the cars were shooting at her.
Stallion 42: Keep firing!
Stallion 88: I'm almost out of ammo!
regenboog Dash: They've got good aim, but I make great turns.
Stallion 42: Stay on her!
While the stallions were chasing regenboog Dash a green Mare named Jade saw what was happening.
Stallion 95: She's leaving the road!
Stallion 57: Keep following her!
Jade: *kicks car*
Stallion 95: We're flying. great *hits ground*
Stallion 42: Good thing that wasn't us.
Train engineer: *blows whistle*
regenboog Dash: *flies past train*
Stallion 88: We're gonna hit the train!!
Stallion 42: *brakes* Oh, SHIT ezel teef FUCK teef ezel FUCK ezel SHIT FUCK ezel teef JUMP!! *hits train*
regenboog Dash: Too much profanity if u ask me.
After being chased, regenboog Dash got to Sweet appel, apple Acres. It was good to see Applejack, and her family. As well as knowing that she would be with ponies she could trust. But later that night.
Stallion 65: You're not even a pony. Why do u want to kill mares?
Griffon 4445: Remember how regenboog Dash nearly killed our kind?
Stallion 65: I don't blame you.
Big Mac: What do y'all want?
Stallion 65: u got any mares here?
Big Mac: Nope.
Griffon 4445: Are u sure?
Big Mac: Eeyup.
Stallion 65: Let us check *pushes Big Mac*
Big Mac: No one pushes me, and gets away with it.
Griffon 4445: I found regenboog Dash!
regenboog Dash: *wakes up* wha?
Big Mac: *kills griffon* Dash run!
regenboog Dash: Oh jeez *flies off*
Stallion 65: Get back here! *fires gun*
Applejack: *breaks stallion's neck*
Applebloom: What happened here?
Applejack: Someone tried to kill regenboog Dash sweetie.
Applebloom: Are u guys ok?
Big Mac: Eeyup. Now u go back to bed.
After what happened at Sweet appel, apple Acres, regenboog Dash had to continue on her way to San Franciscolt, but tomorrow she would do something unexpected.
After escaping a near death situation regenboog Dash was taking a nap in a wolk when she heard some ponies talking.
Stallion 43: I found her!
regenboog Dash: Oh shit
Stallion 35: Get back here Fluttershy!
Fluttershy: I don't want u to kill me.
Stallion 43: Well I'm sorry.
Fluttershy: Someone help!
Stallion 43: *hits Fluttershy* Shut up!
regenboog Dash: I'll help you.
Dash followed the ponies toward a slaughterhouse which was where the stallions were going to kill Fluttershy.
Fluttershy: Oh my.
Stallion 35: Nice isn't it? Don't worry we'll have one of these nice new machines rip u in half.
regenboog Dash: Not on my watch. *hides*
Stallion 62: Easy with the box!
Stallion 89: Why don't u carry it if you're worried about the weapons?
regenboog Dash: Now to save Fluttershy.
Fluttershy: Why do u want to kill all mares?
Stallion 43: Because we can.
Stallion 35: There's meer of u then there are of us. We wanna change that.
regenboog Dash: Fluttershy? Get over here.
Fluttershy: *walks*
Stallion 35: Where are u going?! *breaks Fluttershy's neck*
regenboog Dash: D:
Stallion 43: Cremate her.
Stallion 35: Yes sir.
With one of her vrienden dead regenboog Dash decided to leave the slaughter house.
regenboog Dash: *opens door*
Stallion 71: I found regenboog Dash!
regenboog Dash: But u won't catch me *flies away*
Stallion 71: *chases regenboog Dash* Come on, I'm not gonna hurt ya.
regenboog Dash: Then what's with the gun?
Stallion 71: so i can Shoot your head off *shoots gun*
Stallion 62: u almost caused an explosion!!
Stallion 71: Yeah well I'm chasing someone here.
regenboog Dash: *goes right*
Stallion 71: Oh- *hits barrels*
The explosion not only killed several stallions, but made it easier for regenboog Dash to escape. volgende time however will not be so easy.
The sun was rising in Baltimare, as a few stallions were cleaning their house. regenboog Dash was asleep in that building, and still is. She got there after Fluttershy was killed. But later on
Stallion 63: Lets go. verplaats it!
Celestia: u broke our wings. We can't verplaats as fast as you.
Luna: You'll be sorry if u kill us.
Stallion 54: Just keep moving. Wait a minute.
Stallion 63: What is it?
Stallion 54: I just thought I saw regenboog Crash.
Nice Stallion: uh oh.
Stallion 54: *tries to look through window*
Nerdy pony: Hey! Guess what? I just invented a new thing called Multiplying! It's like adding, but u get more, and it's much easier then-
Stallion 54: Get the fuck out of here!
Stallion 63: Did u find her?
Stallion 54: No, just my imagination.
regenboog Dash: God that was close.
30 minuten later, regenboog Dash continued on her journey to San Franciscolt.
regenboog Dash: So many stallions. I better lay low.
Stallion 71: Can u get me some steal?
Stallion 59: There's some behind you.
Stallion 71: Oh, thanks.
regenboog Dash: *flying high & slowly*
Stallion 18: I found regenboog Dash!
Stallion 59: Excellent!
Stallion 71: Get down here!!
regenboog Dash: No.
Stallion 18: Either u do, of we force u down. What's it going to be?
regenboog Dash: *flies low*
Stallion 18: *points knife* Any last words?
Wonderbolts: From her? She's got a lot to say after we kill you.
Stallion 59: I am out of here *runs away*
Soarin: *shoots runaway*
Spitfire: *shoots explosive barrels killing other stallions.*
regenboog Dash: Thanks u guys.
Spitfire: Were just returning the favor. Bye.
After being saved door the wonderbolts Dash tried to hang out with them, but was not able to. They were too busy, and left regenboog Dash alone to continue her journey to San Franciscolt.
It was very hot in Equestria, and regenboog Dash was tired. She was only 40 miles from San Franciscolt, but she saw something that made her stop. Half a mile ahead was a roadblock, formed door Snips & Snails.
Snails: No one is getting past.
Snips: And if any mares toon up, we'll kill them.
Snails: I think I see regenboog Dash over there.
Snips: Really? Let me see *looks through binoculars*
Snails: You're looking through them the wrong way.
Snips: I am? Well she just left anyway so I'm not sure what to so now.
regenboog Dash was flying past the barricade without Snips of Snails noticing. Then she saw her brother.
Shredder: *driving past*
Colin: I don't see why stallions are trying to kill mares.
Ian: They're just sexist pricks.
regenboog Dash: They're driving pretty fast toward that roadblock. *follows*
Colin: I think I just saw a sign.
Shredder: Oh really? Let's go faster.
regenboog Dash: They're going too fast!
Ian: Did u hear something?
Shredder: Nope. What's that in front of us?
Ian: Looks like a roadblock with explosive barrels.
Colin: Shit man u better stop!
But when Shredder hit the brakes, nothing happened
Shredder: WE DON'T HAVE ANY BRAKES!!
regenboog Dash: *slows down car*
Colin: Why are we stopping?
Shredder: Thank god, it's my sister.
regenboog Dash: *stops car*
Snips: u nearly blew us up!!
Ian: Why did u set up a roadblock in the first place?
Shredder: Forget that dude. My sister just saved our lives. Where ya headin Dash?
regenboog Dash: San Franciscolt.
Colin: So are we! Why don't we give u a lift?
regenboog Dash: Aww yeah. A free ride with Green Hay.
After rescuing Shredder, and his band regenboog Dash earned herself a free ride toward San Franciscolt. Will they make it all the way? I hope so.
It was a warm night in Las Pegasus as the sun was setting with a oranje sky, and roze clouds. Shredder was still giving his sister a free ride toward San Franciscolt.
Ian: So why are u heading to San Fran?
regenboog Dash: It's the only place in Equestria with no sexism.
Shredder: Well we should get there in at least 14 hours. Heck, we can even stop here and play cards.
Colin: How many bits do we have?
Shredder: I don't know like 40?
regenboog Dash: Yeah, lets not gamble.
Shredder: Well at least were in one of the greatest cities in Equestria.
Colin & Ian: true
They kept driving though Las Pegasus, and when they left the car got a flat tire.
Shredder: Well this can't be good.
regenboog Dash: I should get going.
Colin: Why don't u stay?
regenboog Dash: If I stay, then all four of us die.
Colin: Allright then.
Ian: Good luck regenboog Dash
regenboog Dash: *flies away*
regenboog Dash was only ten miles from San Franciscolt when she heard the engine of a '69 corvette. Driving it was a hedgehog.
Sean: Hi Dash.
regenboog Dash: Sean? I thought u weren't going to be here anymore.
Sean: Well Rarity, and Twilight told me that something wrong was happening, and I had to see how u were doing.
regenboog Dash: Where are the others?
Stallion 56: I still don't know why were doing this.
Stallion 54: We find regenboog Dash, and bring her to our boss then we get paid 500 bits. Keep looking.
regenboog Dash: Fluttershy's still alive? I saw another pony break her neck.
Sean: I guess someone brought her back to life after that.
Stallion 54: Hey! Who's car is that? *points at corvette*
Drunk pony: I'm not a car. Piss off!
Stallion 56: It looks like Sean the hedgehog's.
Stallion 54: Hes' dating regenboog Dash. We gotta kill 'em both.
Sean: We got company. *drives off*
regenboog Dash: *flies away*
We were being followed door the two stallions, as both of us were doing 180.
Stallion 56: Get Sean first, then grab Dash!
Sean: *shoots gun*
Stallion 54: Return fire! *shoots tires*
Sean: Oh crap! *jumps out of car*
regenboog Dash: Sean?!
Sean: DASH!!
Stallion 56: *kills me*
Stallion 54: Stupid mare! Give up!!
regenboog Dash: No. I can fly, and u can't.
Stallion 54: Oh yeah? Well I'll get ponies that can fly!
Stallion 48: We're on it!
Stallion 65: *grabs regenboog Dash*
regenboog Dash: What the fuck?!
Stallion 48: *K.O's Dash*
The stallions were bringing her back to Manehattan, but they only drove a few miles when this happened.
Stallion 54: Of all the stupid ponies I've encountered. regenboog Dash is No. 1
Stallion 56: You've zei it. She'll never get to San Franciscolt now.
regenboog Dash: (They think I'm asleep)
Stallion 54: And if she does escape those two pegasi know what to do.
Stallion 48: Yes we do.
Stallion 65: I think I just heard something.
regenboog Dash: *flies out of trunk*
Stallion 54: She just ruined my Coltillac! Get her!!
Stallion 48 & 65: Yessir!
regenboog Dash: You'll never get me *flies in a circle*
Stallion 48: What is she doing?
Stallion 54: She's behind us now.
Stallion 56: Slow down, I'm gonna shoot her.
regenboog Dash: *pushes car*
Stallion 54: What the hell?!?
Stallion 56: STOP THE CAR!
Stallion 54: I'm trying!!
regenboog Dash: Of all the stupid ponies I've ever encountered, it's u two cunts. *pushes car down cliff*
Stallions 54 & 56: AAAHHHHHHHH!!!! *hits bottom*
Stallion 65: Where are the others?
Stallion 48: Who cares? Stop her. Grab her! Throw her to the ground!
Stallion 65: I'm on it.
Not far away from them
delivery truck driver: I cannot believe I'm delivering 12 foallaris to a dealership.
Stallion 65: I almost got her!
regenboog Dash: *avoids hooves*
Stallion 48: Try again!!
Stallion 65: *grabs regenboog Dash*
Stallion 48: Pull her down!
Stallion 65: I can't!
regenboog Dash: *flies faster*
DTD: What are those ponies doing?
Stallion 48: Pull her down. Do it!!
Stallion 65: She's going lower
regenboog Dash: *flies over 300 miles an hour*
Stallion 65: *breaks wings* FUCK!
Stallion 48: I have to do everything don't I?
DTD: *honks horn*
Stallion 48: *grabs regenboog Dash*
Stallion 65: Oh no.
regenboog Dash: oh boy
DTD: Look out!!
regenboog Dash: *does sonic rainboom causing a huge explosion blowing up the truck with Foallaris*
Realising she wouldn't win, regenboog Dash killed herself crashing into the truck. The damage she caused costed nearly 45,000 bits. As the days went on, the sexism increased until Equestria started freezing due to the hatred caused door so many ponies. Then they all realized something, just because someone is a different gender then u doesn't mean u have to hate them. To me it doesn't matter the gender, just their mind.
A dag after Dash's suicide
regenboog Dash: Thanks for bringing us back to life Twilight.
Sean: Yeah, thanks.
Twilight: No problem u guys, but if it weren't for Jade I probably wouldn't have found you.
regenboog Dash: Wait a minute, I remember you.
Jade: Yeah ah helped kill some ponies that were chasing you.
Sean: And I just finished making a story out of what just happened.
regenboog Dash: Really? What's it called?
Sean: *shows book* The Pegasus That Wouldn't Quit.
My story became very popular, and ended the sexism between mares, and stallions. Now if u want to go fight someone just because they're a different gender then you, don't. There's no need for it, and it's pointless.
The End.
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