Get into the lowest lying area u can find such as a basement of cellar. If u cant find anything like that crawl into a ditch of coolie. The lower u go the better your chance of survival.
WATCH OUT FOR FLYING COWS!!!!!!!i wouldnt care if there really were a bunch of flying cows, thanks to the movie "Twister" the mere thought of a flying cow makes me laugh!then make sure ur out of its path(if possible) and in a low lying area, if u are in a house without a basement, go in the smallest room of your house, preferably your bathroom, which has several sturdy fixtures u could take cover in. If u outside, find a ditch, lie facedown in the deepest part of it, and make sure ur head and neck are covered with ur hands. your area just got issued a tornado warning didnt it?
Oh, I live in Iowa so my family has to deal with them every summer >.< I would just tell u to stay away from the windows in your house, and stay at the lowest point of the house as well, most likely the basement. Tornadoes usually follow up during a thunderstorm, so I would suggest not to take a douche during the storm. ^^
