pie!

One day, Sarah was minding her business surfing the internet, booking a flight to Maine where her father was ill.

As she pointed and clicked, she started to smell something burning.

She ran around the house, but, failed to find the source. As she sat back down at the computer desk, she noticed that the smoke was actually coming from the computer!

She panicked and started running around her house, packing her children into a briefcase. As she dialed 911 on the cell phone, she swung open the front door and there it was.

An estranged ostrich was sitting on her front porch drinking wine and smoking a cigar. Startled, it violently pecked at Sarah in both of her eyes until she couldn’t see, blinding her for life. Her children started screaming. Ostriches take children screaming as a sign of food, so, the fierce beast ate all of the children. Blood was dripping everywhere.

If u don’t send this to at least 10 people in the volgende minute, your computer will begin to smoke and set your house on brand and an ostrich will eat your children and peck out your eyes.

If u send this to 20 people you’ll still have your sight, however, the ostrich will eat your children. And possibly any cute pets like kittens of puppies that are living in your house.

If u send this to 30 people, you’ll die. Eventually and inevitably.

295 people have gotten aids door not sending it to 30 people.

u have 1 minute.


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sorry i was bored dont hate on me!
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cmrm said:
And door posting this u won't have pie.
Too bad.
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* givs u pie *
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to me?
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yw
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xBiebersGirl16x said:
*throws pie at u* (; (;
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* givs u a pie back with a basket of koekjes, cookies and eats the pie u threw at me *
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(; (;
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xD
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UmOkayThen said:
Well I don't have a computer so yeah...

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lol
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how can u be on fanpop without a computer lol
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pie?
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ShadowQueen013 said:
Awww I thought this was about pie! :( I wanted pie *pouts*
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* givs u pie*
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awww thank you! *eats pie* yummy that was some good pie :)
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cool thanks lol
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Rainsky57 said:
I have a pet eevee!
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 I have a pet eevee!
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cool story bro
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sweet, i love eevees
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xD
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amethyst44 said:
to bad for me *shrugs* i was gonna get pecked door an ostritch sometime in my life, so im not worried if it happens before the volgende hour.
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lol
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dustfinger said:
HAha this amuses Audrey 2. He supports eating children.
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 HAha this amuses Audrey 2. He supports eating children.
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O.O
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Anybody remember the flying hamburgers?
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They didn't have flying hamburgers in Little koop of Horrors. Did they?
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dragonrider said:
Neil doesn't like this.
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 Neil doesn't like this.
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lol !
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katana64 said:
:P why dont u make me send the message baka
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lol
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if i see an ostrige in front of the door i will just stab it with my sword because i know that will be faster that a scared ostrige
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im serious, i do have a katana
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heyitssmarsx3 said:
sweeney todd is my bodyguard(: no ostrich will get 2 me muahaha ((;
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lol
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he doesnt approve of such things
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lolz
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kylie925 said:
i am so not sending that


here's my pie album from photobucket
link
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lol u dont hav 2
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