The third unavoidable question! >:3

Really? Youn need to stop falling for these sheesh! We've already established that this is well aviodable...
ANYWAY! Moveing on................................
thi be my question:
If u could be ANYONE, -and I mean ANYONE- who would u be? Eh thats pretty normal right?
WRONG!!! Heres the catch:
This person u want to be can in fact be anyone... BUT they have to be the oppisite of your gender. And if your a hermaphrodite..... well um.... just tell me who u want to be period.
I'd be um.... I would pick a guy from Death Note but things don't end well for them... XD I'd be erm oh screw it Light Yagami. And then I would rape L.