GIVE ME YOUR CHEESIEST PICKUP LINES!!!!!!!!

give me the funniest of cheesiest pickup line u can think of!! if u like someone elses pickup line, commentaar "like" :) the top, boven 15 will be entered in a contest :D if youre one of the 15, i will message u and let u know! u CAN enter meer than one pickup line. winner gets props! :D have fun!! cant wait to read them!!!
 booklover13 posted een jaar geleden
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r-pattz said:
Is that a can of Campbell's soep in your back pocket? Cuz your butt is looking mmm-mmm good!
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thats actually one i havent heard b4.. ima vote u #1
RaydKaydiroxs posted een jaar geleden
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lmao love it!!
booklover13 posted een jaar geleden
JB4E said:
i am not saying them to u i am just telling u about them. k? k.

1. Can I take a picture of you, so I can toon Santa just what I want for Christmas?
2. Hey, can u see me? (Of course...) How about tomorrow night?
3. Are u as beautiful on the inside as u are on the outside?
4. Excuse me, can u empty your pockets? I believe you've stolen my heart.
5. I just had to come and talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
6. When I saw u from across the room, I passed out and hit my head on the floor...I'm going to need your name and number for in surance reasons.
7. u must be quite a thief, because u stal my hart-, hart from across the room.
8. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
9. I'm new in town. Could u give me directions to your house?
10. u are the reason men fall in love.
11. My buddies over there bet I couldn't talk to the most beautiful girl in the room. Wanna' go on a datum with their money?
12. I lost my teddy bear. Can I cuddle with u instead?
13. Ouch. I just bit my lip...would u kiss it and make it better?
14. I'll make u a bet- $50 says you'll turn me down.
15. I memorized every number in the phone book, but i managed to lose yours. I gonna need to get that.
16. If I followed u home, would u keep me?
17. (hold out hand) Would u hold this for me while I go for a walk?
18. Be unique and different...say yes.
19. u look a lot like my volgende girlfriend.
20. Kiss me if I'm wrong, but have we met before?

I have WAYYYYYYYYYY meer than wat i put down so if u want meer just tell me and i will put them on ur wall. k?

p.s. i would never use these, but they may work on other girls and of guys.
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lmao love them!!!! my faves are numbers 11,13,15,and 17. :D
booklover13 posted een jaar geleden
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I would like some meer lol if your even still online
DomaUpperMoon2 posted ·8 dagen geleden
Snugglebum said:
"If I had written the alphabet I would've put "u" and "i" together.."
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InvaderStickly said:
"im gonna kiss u til u run outta breath and die" (PLZ!! dont put me in a contest im just doing this for fun :_____(
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haha okay :)
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xXSweeneyXx said:
Nice legs, when do they open? ;)
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RaydKaydiroxs said:
i hope u know cpr because u take my breath away

i lost my phone # can i have urs??
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LunaShay said:
If u were a booger id pick u first XD.
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ewwww!!! hahahahaahahahah
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