Do witch's poop in mid air like bird's do ? ~LOL~

Of course!
Instead of having birds pooping on humans, we have humans pooping on birds.

It's nothing but fair.

No, because their robes are in their way, and OF COURSE they can't get their robes dirty. I mean, what's a witch with a messed up robe? Really...

Probably.
I'm always on the look-out for witches.
OH CRAP! THERE'S ONE NOW!
TUCK AND ROLL!

it goes right in their stockings
...mashing in between their cheeks...
...getting all caked up...
*hurls everywhere*
sorry that was gross, I know xD

LOL.

No idea.

Hopefully not.
I'm just going to bring my umbrella with me in case....

Yes, but they change their shit to human hair. Duh. Why else do kids freak out when they see a strand of hair?

Ew.

u know im kinda glad u brought this up...because the other dag i saw something red...and shaped like curvy ice cream come flying towards me and i didnt know what it was...then it hit me XD

your strange...Bellatrix is mad at you.
Happy Halloween-mudblood! HA HA. Kidding.

Yeah, I wont be able to look at witches the same now without thinking of this strange thought