What's the weirdest thingh that happened to u today?

So in my 2nd hour, Science class, we get 15 minuten to talk at the end of class (because the teacher is tired of dealing with us) so this girl, Kayla, was making these paper frogs that jump when u push on the back of them.
So, this guy, Michael, tried to make one for himself, but he didn't do it right, so he pushed on the back of it over and over until he zei "Aw, it didn't work.. But hey! I get to rub it's butt crack! :D"
And then he started rubbing the paper frogs ezel and asked everyone else if they wanted to "Rub some of that fine frog-booty!".
._.

That isn't that weird.. xD

Umm.. Oh!
Some douche at my art tafel, tabel pretended to write "I love penis" on my arm with a ruler. o.O

Well it wasn't weird, but klutzy.

I was walking and this person called my name so I turned around to see who called my name and ran into a car!

It wasn't on thank the lord XD

I answered this question.

Weird, I know.

My teacher zei we all looked like owls looking at him... and how he named his owl, Bernardo.

A little kid named Parker came up to me today and this is how it went:
Parker:Hey Leah i have a gun in my backpack.
Me:I know it's a fake one Parker.
Parker:No it's real.I stal it from the police.
Me:Congratulations!I think.

One of my professors startd singing old eighties songs and we had to kom bij in as a participation grade. This was for a government class.

I was looking a picture of David Henrie pulling the kraag of his overhemd, shirt down and duct tape on his mouth when my little brother says 'why do u keep looking at that picture of David Henrie?' and I say 'cuz he's cute' then my little brother says 'if I do that will girls look at me and think I'm cute?' and I was like 'no probably not Jason' lol

The Weirdest Thing was my coach told me since i was late and a teacher gave me a pass he zei u owe me 5 dollars lol he is so crazy!!!!!!!!!! JUST LIKE BILL AND TED!!!!!!!!!!

Well,
I pulled an all-nighter with a friend last night [Whoop.Whoop:/]. But I mean, we're teens, we do these things all the time, but when this morning, after she went home, I got some breakfast. So it's like 8:30 a.m now, I go into my bed and don't wake up until 2:15.
And I'm now exhausted...I don't do that....ever

I talked to my mom about transferring to a boarding school.

This weird thing that happened to me today was that a little short fat man, about 4 ft 10, knocked on my door. when i answered it he was standing there holding out the biggest freakin chocolate bunny i ever saw- it was nearly as big as him. the dude was wearing these enormous glasses and grinning but he only had, like, 2 teeth it was kinda disturbing in a funny way.
so anyway, he says to me "Are u Doreen? cos if u are..." So i'm like WTF 'erm...' and he squints at me and then just shuffles off down my porch dragging the enormous chocolate rabbit with him! and then he was gone just like that!

It was the worst case of mistaken identity ever xD
my friend zei i should call the cops rofl

(and just to let u know, i'm NOT actually Doreen- that sounds like a grannys name and i dont even know anyone called it lol xD)

I was playing a game of Zombies on Call of Duty: Black Ops, on a map with a giant mecha arm of something which spins around sometimes. It struck a few zombies once and they just fell down real weird...

Does anyone know Garry's Mod? That's how it looked... real glitchy. xD

Well, I was rollerskating up a high heuvel (don't ask me why xD) and suddenly there was a random bicycle pushing me in the back up there after which he passed me. I was like; o.O... alright, hallo thanks! :3

I have a little white rabbit as pet and she was playing in my room but I lost her.

I searched the whole room and I found her on the Alice in Wonderland DVD.....

I found that really awkward, a white rabbit on the Alice in Wonderland DVD XD

I keep seeing my ex all dag but every time I saw him Jason had his arm around me for a hug....

I died,and came back.

My crush's best friend told everyone that I like his best friend,in front of the whole 7th math period.
Now I hate me crush's best friend.

What wasn't weird today? My days are always insane(at least i wasn't hit with flying food!)

I found $10,000 pesos (about $5 dollars) at school... and also I saw the professors I dreamt with... it wasn't a really "straight" dream...

to dag my friend were runing around yelling boner out side at recess and then they threw a big chrunk of snow at me o.o'' yes they WERE YELLING boner... but so was i so I HAD A FUNN TIme 8D

I wuz buying my best friend her b-day pressie when this five jaar old boy came up to me and hit me with this mini sword and then gave me a hug and zei see ya tomorrow at chuckys!!(chuckys is this play area)

a randomer told me they were gay

Hmm, to me weird things are normal, so anyway maybe this?
I was in one of my classes and I swear I heard this one boy say "you almost touched my weiner," so I started to tell my friend what I thought he'd zei (loudly purposely cause I'm crude like that and I have a loud voice) anyway, several girls started laughing at me. of when I was going into the girls bathroom and at the same time several preppy annoying girls started saying hi to me, literally each one repeating the last's words a few seconden after the other, it was very odd and annoying they sounded like little birds.

I laughed through Spanish class for no apparent reason whatsoever. xD
I was driving the girl I sit volgende to insane.

Nothing, since I'm on vacation, and I stayed at home pagina today.
But I watched Magical Mystery Tour.
It was good and bad at the same time.
But it was the shortest movie I've ever watched.
of at least it seemed like it.

Bump.