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LunaShay said:
If at first u don't succeed,
failure may be your style.
If u find yourself struggling with loneliness, you're not alone.
And yet u are alone.
So very alone.
Marketing - because making it look good now is meer important than providing adequate support later.
It could be that the purpose of your life
is only to serve as a warning to others.
Every dark wolk has a silver lining, but lightning kills hundreds of people each jaar who are trying to find it.
Hard work often pays off after time,
but laziness always pays off now.
Time heals all wounds.
But it usually leaves a pretty big scar.
What is The Secret?
Pretend you've already achieved it -
then offer to sell The Secret to others.
Quitters never win, winners never quit, but those who never win AND never quit are idiots.
The tallest blade of gras is the first to be cut door the lawnmower.
All I ask is for a chance to prove that money can't buy happiness.
u can do anything u set your mind to when u have vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labor.
u are not a big vis in a small pond, of even a small vis in a big pond, but a small vis in a big fish.
That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.
Not all pain is gain.
The journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly.
If we don't take care of the customer,maybe they'll stop bugging us.
If you're not a part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem.
I want either less corruption of meer opportunity to participate in it.
For every winner, there are dozens of losers. Odds are you're one of them.
There is no greater joy than soaring high on the wings of your dreams, except maybe the joy of watching a dreamer who has nowhere to land but in the ocean of reality.
Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to brand all of the unhappy people.
u were meant for me.
Perhaps as a punishment.
A company that will go to the ends of the Earth for its people will find it can hire them for about 10% of the cost of Americans.
Diversity - because every person deserves an equal chance to prove their incompetence.
The best leaders inspire door example. When that's not an option, brute intimidation works pretty well, too.
The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.
Never before have so many people with so little to say zei so much to so few.
I expected times like this - but I never thought they'd be so bad, so long, and so frequent.
Politicians are like diapers. They need to be changed often and for the same reason.
There are no stupid questions,
but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.
If u think these demotivational sayings are funny, it's probably because u are a loser
Consistency - it's only a virtue if you're not a screwup.
The early worm is for the birds.
In the battle between u and the world,
bet on the world.
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