what is the weirdest sentence u zei of someone zei 2 u????

Here's a few
1. So Jesus dressed in drag and modeled for J.Lo. (me)
2. Hyper man is mine! (my friend Andrea, inside joke)
3. I have a crush on a snapping turtle. (me)
4.Nice drawing of Michael Jackson. (random kid, it wasn't Michael Jackson, it was my favoriete actress, Kathryn Erbe)

This still is the number one weirdest not to mention the stupidest line

'Girl, I love your skin tone. Like a piece of perfectly fried chicken'

Another time was when I was walking down the straat one drunk stumbles passed me, turns around and says, "Are u wearing cones? I am!" I ran for my life.

Yeah....

"will u wash my frount tooth for me der" hol, den he put his tooth infrount of me haha

"Wow, you're the most normal person here!"

The wierdest thing I've ever zei was "I like you." to some hopeful, hyper girl in my class who asked me if I liked her, please don't remind me of that nonsense, I don't know why I zei that.
The wierdest thing anyone has ever zei to me was "I love you." door a few guys, who apparently thought it was funny because I was a resentful, anti-social, friendless girl who read too much and stayed away from everyone.

Hmmm... I have a list!:

1. I'm not as random as I salad. (my friend)
2. You're a dead dog! (my other friend)
3. DEMENTED BATS FLY AWAY!!!! (me)
4. Can he get impaled door a narwhal? (another friend)
5. My daughter-in-law is also my daughter because she's married to my other daughter... wait, huh? (yet another friend, talking about her fake family)
6. Yes, I am the stupid cat, she is the damn rat, that's the perverted dog, she's the stubborn horse, we don't have a nickname for her, but she's tiger girl, she's the violent boar, rabbit's somewhere over there, and you're the screwed-up god! (me, explaining our Fruits Basket family to the friend who zei line #2)

An old friend zei to me "Take off your shirt!" don't worry. It's not as weird as it sounds

A random highschooler zei to me and my vrienden "Don't do school, and stay on drugs."

When I was in high school, some random lady walked up to me in a store and said, "I love your costume!" It wasn't Halloween...I always wear my make-up like that!