Dear tio cruze, here's to you. I throw my hands up in the air sometimes! Saying ayo!! Where'd my noooseee go? Love, voldemort.

Put a joke u like below ;)
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My vraag being... What's a joke u like? Post it below ;)
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Me_Iz_Here said:
Dear iPhone,
Please stop autocorrecting my rude words into nice ones, u ducking piece of shut.
Sincerely,
Every iPhone user
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Right!!!
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haha!XD
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Oh my goodness, this seriously made me chuckle. XD I'm using my iPod touch to get on the Internet because my laptop went kaput and the autocorrect has been bugging me the whole time! Ah, irony. XD
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Heartisalone said:
THINGS u DON'T WANT TO HEAR DURING SURGERY


Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.

Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before?

Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?

Ya' know... there's big money in kidneys... and this guy's got two of 'em.

Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.

Damm! There go the lights again...

What's this doing here?

That's cool! Now can u make his leg twitch?!

Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!

Sterile, schemerle. The floor's clean, right?

What do u mean he wasn't in for a sex change?

OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.

This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?

Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.

Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

Isn't this the guy with the really lousy insurance?

I will now post this EVERYWHERE. XD
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Lol love it
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cool!<3
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taytrain97 said:
OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!!!!1!1!11ONE!!

1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes!
2. Die.
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*dies* it worked!!!
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Trainofdoom said: select as best answer
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I really shouldn't click these links.
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:)
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xxXsk8trXxx said:
Dear Princess Celestia,
Today, I heard a bad joke.
Your faithful student,
Twilight Sparkle

(not supposed to be a joke)
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Nice :)
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Oh I know. I see the sarcasm there I just don't feel like getting worked up about it
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NomyCake said:
"If I were an enzyme, I would be DNA Helicase so I could unzip your genes."

Atom 1: I think I lost an electron!
Atom 2: Are u sure?
Atom 1: I'm positive!


-Obvious nerd is obvious-

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Lol I heard these in science
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haha!cool<3
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lol
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madening_mahem said:
dear Deskull and kai lace,
I saw a woman stabing someone witha banaan and then they got hit door a car as I ate ice cream.
sighed,
the unemployment office ans social health and care services.
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 dear Deskull and kai lace, I saw a woman stabing someone witha banaan and then they got hit door a car as I ate ice cream. sighed, the unemployment office ans social health and care services.
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Omfg... That red head looks like a dick guy ik named tristian!!! I'm freaked!!
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Only this person has a normal sized nose...
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awesome, lucky, 'cuz I find that guy in the pic cute.
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x-menobsessed26 said:
John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a nun suddenly appears at his tafel, tabel and starts decrying the evils of drink.

"You should be ashamed of yourself young man! Drinking is a Sin! Alcohol is the blood of the devil!"

Now John gets pretty annoyed about this, and goes on the offensive.

"How do u know this, Sister?"

"My Mother Superior told me so."

"But have u ever had a drink yourself? How can u be sure that what u are saying is right?"

"Don't be ridiculous--of course I have never taken alcohol myself"

"Then let me buy u a drink - if u still believe afterwards that it is evil I will give up drink for life"

"How could I, a Nun, sit outside this public house drinking?!"

"I'll get the barman to put it in a theekopje for you, then no one will ever know."

The Nun reluctantly agrees, so John goes inside to the bar.

"Another pint for me, and a triple wodka on the rocks", then he lowers his voice and says to the barman "and could u put the wodka in a teacup?"

"Oh no! It's not that Nun again is it?"
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I really have nothing against nuns, I just thought it was funny.
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Lol
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zanhar1 said:
Dear Dumbledore, I'm really happy fer ya and im gonna let u finish, but I think Gandalf is the greatest wizard of all time.

~ sincerely Keya West
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Lol
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X3
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angelbell619 said:
Dear mr.pussy cat i ate all of your baby cat and it was good haha pussy u cant get it back please like it
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O.o
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lol
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hahaha i thought u like it
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it fake anyway
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