One that makes me lol gets a prop...

America sent us Miley Cyrus, so Canada got their revenge with Justin Bieber. However, America got back at Canada on Friday with.... Rebecca Black.

This hobo in a pie suit walked up to me and asked me if he could come over to my house.

u walked up to me on fanpop and told me to make u 'LOL'. -_-

zei Fu** me. So I sent my dog to chew off his dick than I slapped him with vis than walked away while the crowd laughed

A random guy goe to u and says

A random girl walks up to my porch and says Monday.Monday gotta get down on Monday and every time she says that she turns into Rebecca Black then 5 13 jaar olds are in a mustang and the girl gets in the car then they drive off the cliff then Justin Bieber comes and I throw acorns at him till he goes home.
The End

A random girl walked up to me outside the public bathroom in our city centre and she yelled at the top, boven of her voice -
OMG !!!!! I was in the public toilets and had just sat down and a voice from the volgende cubicle zei "Hi !, how are u ?" So, embarrassed, I said, "I'm doing fine". The voice zei "So what are u up to ?". I said, "Just doing the same as you, sitting here !". From volgende door, "Can I come over?". Annoyed, I zei " rather busy right now". The voice said, "Listen, i will have to call u back, there's an idiot volgende door answering all my questions".
door now i'm deaf from her screaming in my ear telling me this story so i turn to her and calmly say "so you're the idiot, i wondered who u were"

This one guy walked up to me and decided to talk about his cat, u see, he was walking his cat one dag when suddenly, a wild vat of toxic waste appeared. "Go, Nyan!" he shouted. "Use tackle attack!" He zei while throwing a pop tart at the vat. His cat tackled it, but was swallowed up, the guy started to cry as he thought about how his cat most likely died, but that wasn't the truth, his cat flew out of the vat now with a pop tart as a body, farting rainbows and it soon left the atmosphere and flew out into space, it was a pop tart now so it didn't have to breathe.
The guy never saw his cat again until 30 years later when it was caught on tape door a NASA space probe, the video was soon uploaded on YouTube for all to see.

link
^That is the video for all who want to see it.

I was walking home pagina from school one dag and I saw Gerard running up to me,

"Gerard?"

"Hey Dani, um listen I just um..."

"Why are u covered in blood?!"

"Because I killed Justin Bieber"

"And why?"

"He was a disgrace to singers and bands everywhere!"

"Oh Gerard...then why are u running?"

"The cops are after me, see ya!" Gerard ran away someplace and I just sighed XD I was bored I couldn't come up with something else :P

A random boy walks up to me in walmart and he starts singing baby then he turned into Justin Bieber then he challenged me to a pokemon battle and I sent out Nyan Cat and he sent out rebecca black I made Nyan Cat use space travel and it took rebecca black into space and kept hitting her then when the attack was finished,Rebcca Black fainted and I beat Justin then he said,"My baby,baby,baby no!!!! and he gave me 385 dollars then Nyan Cat evolved into geroosterd brood, toast cat

The End


The video speeds it up :D

Here :)

A schitzofrantic hairy woman walked up to me in a little girls birthday area and yelled: ARE u READY!?

(this is a true)

One dag i got up,got ready went to school... i go door bus...i caught the bus on time so i thought this must be my lucky dag ^^ (i always miss it cause my best friend is always late)

Before my stop the bus was moving slowly cause of the traffic... i was standing and holding on the poll... when suddenly the bus moved quickly and i fell into a guy's lap (he was sitting in front me)
xD
and i just sat in his lap, confused for about 10-15 secs ... looked at him (he was smirking)... got up zei sorry and got out of the bus ...


i've never been meer embarrassed in my life xD