Why can't I own a Canadian?

Because, They are expensive

.......who?

*shot down*

Idk...?

A what?

Slavery is illegal.

Because they own you.... o.e

'cause that doesn't make any sense. Plus if u owned a Canadian they'd trick u into killing yourself because that's how smart we are.

Couse u don't have enough money xD

Hmm... Too risky.

because they do not want to be owned

Because our diet is strictly esdoorn-, esdoorn syrup. Can u provide enough to last us forever?

Because a Canadian is a huge responsibility, my friend.

Haha. I'm canadian sucker! What am I a slave to you?

Because slavery is illegal!And this vraag sounds racist.

..Who?|3

cause he already belongs to someone else...

Who? /shot

Because you're not qualified.

I own a Canadian.
Her name is Aydan.
I renamed her Canaydan for my own stupid reasons.
She feeds on poutine and sugar.

.w.

cuz if u do i'll kill u with my pet beaver. T_T

Since my other answer was such a rude one and I'm a totally rasist person (note the sarcasm) I deleted my other answer. Look people I didnt mean anything door it and I have nothing against Canadians at all. My sister and I plan to verplaats there one dag for Christ's sake. I was actually making fun of the asker for even posting this question, dear lord, u are all so sensitive of at least some if you.

My honest not sarcastic answer is u can't own a Canadian because Buber one thats illegal and number two it's unjust and not right at all. u can't own a person. Slavery is immoral. And if u were trying to ask a 'funny' vraag u should be informed slavery is not a joking matter, it's serious stuff, in which wars have been started over.

what's the point of that question?

because it's illegal >:I

Because they don't exist.



Seriously, WTF is up with everyone posting stuff about someone named Canadialand?!

(For u non-Hetalia watchers, my real answer is because u just can't.)

Because a human being considered property is the equivalent of enslavement. u are basically asking "Why can't I have a Canadian slave?"
Get yo' head out of the 1700's!

Who?

I do not understand the question.
volgende time in your vraag can u please explain what the hell a Canadian ish.
Me and many other do not know.

Who??? o_O

im not quite sure how to answer this question. did u say own a canadian. like a person????? thats called slavery.

because u are not ready for this kind of resposibility yet....MAPLE SYRUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

.__.

Like i give a shit?

Who?

who like justin bieber?

Because they will hide in their giant igloo fortresses and send out their army of polar bears to attack you.

u can't

A Candian? LIKE: JB ?
i wouldn't mind door owning Justin Bieber.
super gorgeous and HOT.. :D

Nobody may own a Canadian.

They need too much training. One sh!t on my carpet once.

Who?

Do u know how to speak french?

i don't know

u can't own people and thats a fact.
Weither their Canadian of not.

i`m Canadaian. u can own me. i`ll be a slave. i just don't like being left all alone.

I don't think he'd appreciate it...