what is the wieredset thing a total stranger has ever zei to you?

Um, well today I was in line, right? And this fat guy behind me, out of the blue just says "I have a son your age."
And I was like "okay." o.O
And so he zei "He's coming over here in a second, u should meet him."
And I'm thinking 'Fucking awesome.'
So the guy's son comes over there and he's like "Hey I'm Seth."
And I'm like "Nice to meet you, I'm lesbian."

...No one talked to me after that...

"my best friend is in love with u and is making kissie faces to you"

There was this Jehova's witness who told me;

"Jesus wants to make love to you! He wants to make love to ALL OF US!!!!" and then he ran after me o.O

I ran like hell to the red bridge(hooker straat in Utrecht) because I figured he wouldn't go there :P And I was right! Because when I looked back after like twenty minutes(yeah I can run for 20 minutes, I'm awesome ^^) he was gone(or just tired...)! =D
(how i know where the red bridge is? I just ran into the streets my mom always told me not to run into :P)

Stranger: "hello there lovly, u look nice"

Me: "........"

(before i turned around he even started to smirk at me, i turned around and ran like hell)

I was walking on a street, when a guy just stared at me...
I was like...-What the heck are u looking at???

He made a bored face and said, I'm laughing cause you're a beer and your underwear is made of my skin and your red beer skin.
RUN COACHBEAR, GO,GO,GO.

I stared at him for a while, turned around, and he ran after me saying:

HOLY SHIT SWEETY, YOU'RE SO SEXY TODAY, WHY DON'T u MARRY ME???

I screamed, and he started running '-'

I was Walking on the path door my house and he said
"UNHOLY BEAST I CAST u OF"

( I swhear on the news it zei he was hit door a car)

This just plain creeped me out:
"sexy lil'mama gonna have my babies..."

Last jaar I was at the strand with my brother and his 2 vrienden and while they were at the the real strand like the sand&water part, I was in line for a water& hotdog and all of a sudden this guy about ehh maybe about my brothers age and he's like
"Dammmnn, I'd would tap u all night!" and then he smirked at me. I was staring at him for a seconde then i just got my food and walked away and told my brother.. It was creepy&funny at the same time..

That I'm Special.