Does anyone here know how to Fap?

Get in da plane.

Then turn it on.

and then liek...

fly it. :V

o.O
oh...
haha u got me!
no I don't know how to fly a plane ^^

nope, but i know a sexually assaulted fly

Nope.

No sadly I do not know how to fly a plane

I was THIS close on saying "Isn't that too personal?" OTL

And no, sadly. I have been in a plane though.

I only know some of the basics. Like don't crash, don't pull up too fast of u will stall your engine, slow down as much as u can before u land.
Oh, and be sure your boiler is full of coal and water at all times.

Well on both cases..no.

I saw this vraag earlier and figured it was some thing I was clueless about. Turns out it is something I'm clueless about!

OH GOD!

Dude, u got me! XD

And no, unfortunatly...