What is the weirdest of funniest thing on your neighborhood ?

in me neighborhood its a old woman that stays in the line of our neighborhood and asks everyone where r they from and where r they going....and who r them parents! LOL xD
And she has a door that opens just door inside and she always forgets that and she stays out...she tell us to help her and open the door door inside.....and when she hears rock muziek she turns very loud the volume so all neighborhood can hear......her name is sooooo weird its
Lala