if u saw Santa Claus coming down your chimney this year, what would u do?

''Marta, kids, get the guns, I found dinner.''

That wouldn't be Santa -- that'd be your janitor.

Ask him if he's wearing a mask and following proper covid procedures such as wiping down the chimney after using it.

Also no melk and koekjes, cookies this jaar because that isn't covid veilig and I don't want to get sued.

"Oh, good evening Mr. Grinch. Planning to steal Christmas again?"

hallo santa how's it hanging? sorry man muslim here, try volgende house lol