Found this on www.funny.com. That site has so much funny stuff...lol
Women's English:
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious door now.
Do what u want = You'll pay for this later.
We need to talk = I need to complain.
Sure go ahead = I don't want u to.
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, u moron!
You're so manly = u need a shave and u sweat a lot.
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all u ever think about?
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.
This keuken-, keuken is so inconvenient = I want a new house.
I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....
Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise = I noticed u were almost asleep.
Do u love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
How much do u love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.
I'll be ready in a minuut = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.
u have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.
Are u listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead.]
Was that the baby? = Why don't u get out of bed and walk him until he falls asleep.
I'm not yelling! = Yes, I am yelling because I think this is Important.
The same old thing = Nothing
Nothing = Everything
Everything = My PMS is acting up.
Nothing, really = It's just that you're such an asshole.
********** Men's English:
"I'm hungry" = I'm hungry.
"I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy.
"I'm tired" = I'm tired.
"Do u want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Can I take u out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Can I call u sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!
"You look tense, let me give u a massage." = I want to fondle you.
"What's wrong?" = I don't see why your making such a big deal about this.
"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are u going through now?
"What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
"I'm bored." = Do u want to have sex?
"I love you." = Let's have sex now.
"I love you, too." = Okay, I zei it... we'd better have sex now!
"Yes, I like the way u cut your hair." = I liked it better before.
"Yes, I like the way u cut your hair." = $50 and it doesn't look that much different!
"Let's talk." = I am trying to impress u door tonen u that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.
"Will u marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for u to have sex with other guys.
(while shopping) "I like that one better." = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!
"I don't think that blouse and that rok go well together." = I am gay.
Women's English:
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious door now.
Do what u want = You'll pay for this later.
We need to talk = I need to complain.
Sure go ahead = I don't want u to.
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, u moron!
You're so manly = u need a shave and u sweat a lot.
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all u ever think about?
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.
This keuken-, keuken is so inconvenient = I want a new house.
I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....
Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise = I noticed u were almost asleep.
Do u love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
How much do u love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.
I'll be ready in a minuut = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.
u have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.
Are u listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead.]
Was that the baby? = Why don't u get out of bed and walk him until he falls asleep.
I'm not yelling! = Yes, I am yelling because I think this is Important.
The same old thing = Nothing
Nothing = Everything
Everything = My PMS is acting up.
Nothing, really = It's just that you're such an asshole.
********** Men's English:
"I'm hungry" = I'm hungry.
"I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy.
"I'm tired" = I'm tired.
"Do u want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Can I take u out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Can I call u sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!
"You look tense, let me give u a massage." = I want to fondle you.
"What's wrong?" = I don't see why your making such a big deal about this.
"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are u going through now?
"What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
"I'm bored." = Do u want to have sex?
"I love you." = Let's have sex now.
"I love you, too." = Okay, I zei it... we'd better have sex now!
"Yes, I like the way u cut your hair." = I liked it better before.
"Yes, I like the way u cut your hair." = $50 and it doesn't look that much different!
"Let's talk." = I am trying to impress u door tonen u that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.
"Will u marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for u to have sex with other guys.
(while shopping) "I like that one better." = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!
"I don't think that blouse and that rok go well together." = I am gay.
i think
that schapen are the best animal in the world
and
banaan are the best fruit
and
all vegetables are crap
and
clouds are better than smoke
and
fireworks are............um..........good?
and
a schapen should eat a banaan what then says
"VEGETABLES ARE CRAP!"
and then say
"i love clouds but SMOKE IS CRAP!"
i think
Justin Bieber is the worst thing that ever
i mean ever
happened to the muziek business
and
lady gaga is the best thing what ever happened
to the muziek business
and
schapen should be able to eat people so that it can over populate the earth
SO WRITE A commentaar AND BECOME A fan OF ME
MY ARTICLE
AND WRITE A commentaar
YA GET ME???!!!
:)
that schapen are the best animal in the world
and
banaan are the best fruit
and
all vegetables are crap
and
clouds are better than smoke
and
fireworks are............um..........good?
and
a schapen should eat a banaan what then says
"VEGETABLES ARE CRAP!"
and then say
"i love clouds but SMOKE IS CRAP!"
i think
Justin Bieber is the worst thing that ever
i mean ever
happened to the muziek business
and
lady gaga is the best thing what ever happened
to the muziek business
and
schapen should be able to eat people so that it can over populate the earth
SO WRITE A commentaar AND BECOME A fan OF ME
MY ARTICLE
AND WRITE A commentaar
YA GET ME???!!!
:)