i didn't try any of this but readers don't try this stuff cuz u could get in a lot of trouble
and i made all this up my self
1. if your teacher asks u 2 get them a pop go get 1and on your way back shake it up like crazy
2. cosplay as iceland from hetalia and call every 1 dear brother
3. sit like L from death note does
4. call every 1 kira when your teacher tells u 2 stop say that sounds like something kira would say
5. when a teacher asks u a vraag u reply pasta
6. change your name every dag @ school and when your teacher of some 1 else calls u door your real name say that's not my name and if they continue ignore them
7. replace all their dry erase board markers with sharpies of other non-eraseable markers
8. cosplay as sebastian and say yes master every time some 1 asks u a question
9. cosplay as other random characters and act like them
10. cosplay as some one different every dag and force people 2 call u door that character of person's name
11. in the middle of class 4 no reason start laughing really loud and hard
12. instead of giving the teacher an appel, apple give them a fruit that they really hate
13.bring your ipod and listen to it at top, boven volume in the middle of class
14. spit ball @ the back of the teacher's head and when they turn around toss the straw on 2 your nieghbor's desk
15. use really annoying quotes from your fave shows
16. scream @ the top, boven of your lungs and when some 1 asks y your screaming say no reason i just got scared from all the bordem
17. talk 2 your teacher in a really annoying tone
but when u talk 2 other people talk regularly
18. when the teacher isn't looking poor pop into their coffee of other drink
19. put a kick me sign on their back
20. put gum in their hair
21. if the teacher is a boy and their hair is
long enough put a bow in their hair
22.when u ask 2 go 2 the bathroom instead of
in it 4 a couple minuten be in it 4 5 of 10 minutes
23. just walk out of the the class room and when
some 1 asks where u r going say away from this
boring place
24. sleep in the middle of class
25. ask the same vraag meer than 10 times and
when your teacher gets annoyed and tells u 2
stop say sorry,i didn't understand u the 1st
time
26. do your hair in the middle of something that
seems really important
27. when your teacher is having a conversation
with an other teacher walk right through the
middle of them and say shouldn't u be doing
something important now
28. when the teacher takes a kid in the hall
follow them and when they start 2 talk walk right through the middle and say how rude
29. sneak pie in the classroom and eat it as
loud as u can
30. chew gum in class as loud as possible
31. put coffee of energy drink in a non-see-through water bottle so u will get all hyper
and crazy
32. take off your shoes and make sure that your feet stink
33. play with legos in the middle of class
34. scream @ the top, boven of your lungs in the middle of something that seems really important
35. when u call people kira tell them that u do not talk 2 kira (4 reference c #4)
36. throw a ball @ the teacher
37. when the teacher asks u a vraag reply neepa
38. lock the teacher out of the classroom
39. shout y do we need 2 no all this crap when
r we ever gonna use it! then u storm out of the
room
40. steal something of the teachers and when u give it back say r u looking 4 this give it back
when the teacher looks 4 it 4 a while
41. on a test say pssst and when the teacher comes over 2 u whisper 2 him/her i can hear the voices of the dead
42. when some 1 comes over 2 your bureau start crying 4 no reason and say i hate u all y can't u just leave me alone
43. start crying really loudly 4 no reason in the
middle of class and if some 1 asks y your crying
say just shut up y won't any 1 just leave me alone
4 once
44. start rapidly saying random words
45. say shut up in class when no 1 is talking
46. during announcements shout the voices r
back and they're coming 2 get me this time! save
me! save me from them! the dead they're coming
4 me!!!!!!!!!!!
47. shout oh my kira! in the middle of something
important
48. shout what the L just happened oh yeah i
almost died from boredom (and yes i did say L)
49. after u take a drink of water from your water
bottle in the middle of class shout i'm drowning!
i'm drowning! help! somebody save me!
50. say yay in a really annoying voice 4 no reason @ all
51. ignore your teacher 4 a while and when he/she
asks y your ignoring them say i don't like u
right now try again later
52. shout oh my god i thought i just saw a purple spider
53. shout hi i like pie in the middle of class
54. run out of the classroom during announcements shouting i can hear them the voices (@ the top, boven of your lungs)
and i made all this up my self
1. if your teacher asks u 2 get them a pop go get 1and on your way back shake it up like crazy
2. cosplay as iceland from hetalia and call every 1 dear brother
3. sit like L from death note does
4. call every 1 kira when your teacher tells u 2 stop say that sounds like something kira would say
5. when a teacher asks u a vraag u reply pasta
6. change your name every dag @ school and when your teacher of some 1 else calls u door your real name say that's not my name and if they continue ignore them
7. replace all their dry erase board markers with sharpies of other non-eraseable markers
8. cosplay as sebastian and say yes master every time some 1 asks u a question
9. cosplay as other random characters and act like them
10. cosplay as some one different every dag and force people 2 call u door that character of person's name
11. in the middle of class 4 no reason start laughing really loud and hard
12. instead of giving the teacher an appel, apple give them a fruit that they really hate
13.bring your ipod and listen to it at top, boven volume in the middle of class
14. spit ball @ the back of the teacher's head and when they turn around toss the straw on 2 your nieghbor's desk
15. use really annoying quotes from your fave shows
16. scream @ the top, boven of your lungs and when some 1 asks y your screaming say no reason i just got scared from all the bordem
17. talk 2 your teacher in a really annoying tone
but when u talk 2 other people talk regularly
18. when the teacher isn't looking poor pop into their coffee of other drink
19. put a kick me sign on their back
20. put gum in their hair
21. if the teacher is a boy and their hair is
long enough put a bow in their hair
22.when u ask 2 go 2 the bathroom instead of
in it 4 a couple minuten be in it 4 5 of 10 minutes
23. just walk out of the the class room and when
some 1 asks where u r going say away from this
boring place
24. sleep in the middle of class
25. ask the same vraag meer than 10 times and
when your teacher gets annoyed and tells u 2
stop say sorry,i didn't understand u the 1st
time
26. do your hair in the middle of something that
seems really important
27. when your teacher is having a conversation
with an other teacher walk right through the
middle of them and say shouldn't u be doing
something important now
28. when the teacher takes a kid in the hall
follow them and when they start 2 talk walk right through the middle and say how rude
29. sneak pie in the classroom and eat it as
loud as u can
30. chew gum in class as loud as possible
31. put coffee of energy drink in a non-see-through water bottle so u will get all hyper
and crazy
32. take off your shoes and make sure that your feet stink
33. play with legos in the middle of class
34. scream @ the top, boven of your lungs in the middle of something that seems really important
35. when u call people kira tell them that u do not talk 2 kira (4 reference c #4)
36. throw a ball @ the teacher
37. when the teacher asks u a vraag reply neepa
38. lock the teacher out of the classroom
39. shout y do we need 2 no all this crap when
r we ever gonna use it! then u storm out of the
room
40. steal something of the teachers and when u give it back say r u looking 4 this give it back
when the teacher looks 4 it 4 a while
41. on a test say pssst and when the teacher comes over 2 u whisper 2 him/her i can hear the voices of the dead
42. when some 1 comes over 2 your bureau start crying 4 no reason and say i hate u all y can't u just leave me alone
43. start crying really loudly 4 no reason in the
middle of class and if some 1 asks y your crying
say just shut up y won't any 1 just leave me alone
4 once
44. start rapidly saying random words
45. say shut up in class when no 1 is talking
46. during announcements shout the voices r
back and they're coming 2 get me this time! save
me! save me from them! the dead they're coming
4 me!!!!!!!!!!!
47. shout oh my kira! in the middle of something
important
48. shout what the L just happened oh yeah i
almost died from boredom (and yes i did say L)
49. after u take a drink of water from your water
bottle in the middle of class shout i'm drowning!
i'm drowning! help! somebody save me!
50. say yay in a really annoying voice 4 no reason @ all
51. ignore your teacher 4 a while and when he/she
asks y your ignoring them say i don't like u
right now try again later
52. shout oh my god i thought i just saw a purple spider
53. shout hi i like pie in the middle of class
54. run out of the classroom during announcements shouting i can hear them the voices (@ the top, boven of your lungs)
1. "No stopping of standing." -- A sign at bus stops everywhere.
2. "Do not sit under coconut trees." -- A sign on a coconut palm in a West Palm strand park circa 1950.
3. "These rows reserved for parents with children." -- A sign in a church.
4. "All cups leaving this store, rather full of empty, must be paid for." -- A sign in a Cumberland Farms in Hillsboro, New Hampshire.
5. "Malfunction: Too less water." -- A notice left on a coffee machine.
6. "Prescriptions cannot be filled door phone." -- On a form in a clinic.
7. "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." -- On a bag of Fritos.
8. "Fits one head." -- On a hotel-provided douche pet, glb box.
9. "Payment is due door the due date." -- On a credit card statement.
10. "No small children." -- On a laundromat triple washer.
11. "Warning: Ramp Ends In Stairs." -- A sign, correctly describing the end of a concrete ramp intended for handicap access to a bridge.
2. "Do not sit under coconut trees." -- A sign on a coconut palm in a West Palm strand park circa 1950.
3. "These rows reserved for parents with children." -- A sign in a church.
4. "All cups leaving this store, rather full of empty, must be paid for." -- A sign in a Cumberland Farms in Hillsboro, New Hampshire.
5. "Malfunction: Too less water." -- A notice left on a coffee machine.
6. "Prescriptions cannot be filled door phone." -- On a form in a clinic.
7. "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." -- On a bag of Fritos.
8. "Fits one head." -- On a hotel-provided douche pet, glb box.
9. "Payment is due door the due date." -- On a credit card statement.
10. "No small children." -- On a laundromat triple washer.
11. "Warning: Ramp Ends In Stairs." -- A sign, correctly describing the end of a concrete ramp intended for handicap access to a bridge.