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Hi

posted by Misharrypotter

*Gives u a tissue*

*sniffles*
wildsharks responded to Izzery, 2 minuten geleden via Formspring for iOS
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( of better yet u can kiss me if u make a shoot thatss better then the one I did *rolls off laughing*)

((*puts a eend behind u ten miles away and shots at u but a repeat of last time happens and it hits zei duck* *smirks*))

responded to Gymleadermisty2, 3 minuten ago( u got a better change kissing me and not ending up dead then geting a a shoot that meant to be shoot)

((I know. *smirks mischiviously*))
kingrant responded to Gymleadermisty2, 6 minuten ago
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WHAT DO u THINK WAS THE MOST EXCITING MOMENT OF YOUR LIFE?

The end.
ShinigamiWolfey responded to CARCINOGENOMES, 12 minuten ago
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( .... Thats kids stuff , kiss me and that eend is your head ¬_¬)

((...............I'm going to shot ya and miss again.))
kingrant responded to Gymleadermisty2, 12 minuten ago

deathding, I-Luv-L and 1 other like this

jbieber4realz Lol...Uh Are You 100% New here? √

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123 Ways to Annoy, Harass, Confuse of Generally Scare Lord Voldemort

posted by xneville_rocksx

1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2. Laugh at him.
3. Wake him up door singing strand Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'
4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.
5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.
6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say u taught him everything he knows.
7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.
8. Dance the Funky Chicken.
9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.
10....

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Random guy and fortune cookie

posted by DxCluvr

Tell me if u think this is funny of not i just want to know. I got bored so i wrote this:

RANDOM GUY AND FORTUNE COOKIE!!!!

Cookie:Would u like to hear your fortune?

Random guy: Uhh sure I guess?

Cookie: Good *cookie stays silent*

Random guy: Uh u gonna tell me my fortune?

Cookie:*comes back down to earth* What?

Random guy: u gonna tell me my fortune of what?!?!?

Cookie:Why the hell would I tell u your fortune?

Random guy: u zei u WOULD!!!!

Cookie:Well have u been smoking anything lately, cause clearly I am a cookie and koekjes, cookies don't talk nor tell people fortunes.

Random guy:0.o But you...

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Fanpop Deserves meer than liars

posted by jedigal1990

ajl's user icon

Hello fellow random fanpopers,
i am writting this to inform u that a certain new fanpoper with the gebruikersnaam of ajl has recently claimed she created this spot. She created a vraag saying that she was the creator of the spot and she created a forum saying that she was the creator and we should respect her wishes and not post twilight stuff. Now u will not be able to find these two contributions why u ask well because when me and BellaCullen96 questioned her about being the spot creator she deleted both. but if u want proof that she zei this check out this forum
link
Now u may ask...

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Funny Quotes

posted by Shelly_McShelly

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere ?
‘Hold my purse.’

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

If God wanted us to fly, He would have gegeven us tickets.

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if u press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!

I’m very brave generally, he went on in a low voice: “Only today I happen...

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God hates me

posted by Lola90210

GOD HATES ME

Chapter 1

        God Hates Me.
-ate some fries.
-Went to bed.

Chapter 2

        I am in a better mood today because I did my prayers and God spoke to me and he promised to put me in a group with my friends.
God Loves Me.

Chapter 3

        God must die! He is being so unreasonable!!! I asked him to put me in a group with my vrienden but does he listen??! No! God is a bitch!
-I'm an emo from now on
-Went to bed

Chapter 4

        God...

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Abortion

posted by prettystar

Hi Mommy!
I am only 3/4 of an inch long,
But I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it,
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your hart-, hart beat
Is my favoriete lullaby.

Month Two.

Mommy,
Today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If u could see me
You could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home pagina though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three.

You know what Mommy,
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes u happy.
I always want u to be happy.
I don't like it when u cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too,
And I cry with u even though
You can't hear...

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MonaVie, This is NOT a wine!

posted by rolie1

Supports your body’s antioxidant and nutritional needs.

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MonaVie™ features a delicious blend of the Brazilian açai berry—one of nature's top, boven superfoods—and 18 other body-beneficial fruits. This Balance-Variety-Moderation approach to nutrition delivers powerful antioxidants and phytonutrients to help fight free radicals and maintain your body's globaal, algemene health.

The Premier Açai Blend™
MonaVie's delicious blend of body-beneficial fruits is designed to nourish your body with powerful antioxidants and...

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Ways to Annoy Your Professor

posted by BellaCullen96

Bring a small cactus to class with you. Raise your hand, and when you're called on, say that the cactus has a question. Turn and look at the cactus, as if you're waiting for it to say something. After a few moments, shrug, and wait for your professor to verplaats on. Do this once a day, and become increasingly irritated with the cactus every time, sighing heavily and giving it evil looks when it fails to "speak." When u leave the room after class, start yelling at the cactus, "I can't believe u embarrassed me AGAIN...."
Bring a vacuum to class. Halfway through class, stand up and start using...

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Random Jokes

posted by BellaSwan636

I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! - k.

-Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says to the other,"Jeez, it's hot in here!" The other one goes,"Aaah!!! Talking muffin!"

-A blonde is driving in her car, past all these fields. Suddenly, she sees a sunflower field with a broken down boot in the middle, and another blonde is sitting in it, rowing and rowing. The blonde in the car stops, gets out and screams at the other blonde,"It's blondes like you that make blondes like us look bad! I swear, if I could swim, I'd come over there and slap you!"

-A blonde and a brunette are on a road trip. The brunette is driving, and she thinks her indicator...

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The Naughty Builders

posted by Little_Cullen

O.K, so the other dag we were handed this picture and told to write a poem. Well, u know me. This is what I came up with.

Giggle Giggle went the lad’s,
For they were doing something bad,
What they were holding in their hands,
Oh, it was not the building plans!

Leaders of the building team,
Oh - so - sensible they seemed,
But what nobody else did see,
Was making them chuckle with glee!

One of them looked over his shoulder,
One of the men, the picture holder,
Just to make absolutely sure,
No one thought them immature.

When he saw the coast was clear,
Once meer at the picture did he peer,
And I’m sure door now you’re aware,
Exactly what that man saw there!

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there's something fishy about this...

posted by cheeeese

okay, so people, my friend Megan and I are making a SECRET club that anyone can join!!! Though it's not a secret any more... Yeah, the SECRET club is called F.S. which stands for Fishy Stuff. And we made a spot on fanpop for F.S. soo u can join. Here is the club's rules:

1. Rules are made for breaking
2. Fishy stuff is not a club for people who want to discuis eating fishies
3. In order to kom bij F.S. u must eat at least 100,000 muffins.
4. Ignore theses rules
5. Break every rule appart from this one.
6. thee is like soup
7. Don't drink the laptop
8. EVERYTHING is yellow
9. this rule does not exist,...

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10 ways to ennoy an older sister

posted by TDIlover226

1# wait till there talking on the phone and say "your talking to that hooker again arn't you, I know she has problems but theres no need to go all phycaitrist on her.

2# stand volgende to her and go "toast?" and wait like your waiting for an answer, then go "hello, arn't u even gonna answer?" wait till they say what? then go "well, u need an aointment to go to that hair stylist", then wait again for them to say something else and go "YOU NEVER RESPECTED ME!" and run out of the room.

3# (this ones for boys) wait until your sister is talking with vrienden then run up and sit between them and go...

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Emo quotes and sayings

posted by invadercalliope

Hi i'm Invader Calliope!
1.I cry for the time that u were almost mine, I cry for the memories i've left behind,I cry for the pain, the lost, the old the new,i cry for the times i thought i had you.
2.Not all scars show, not all wounds heal sometimes u can't always see the pain someone feels
3.One dag you'll ask me, "which is meer important to you, me of your life" i'll say "My Life" and you'll go and leave me without knowing u are my life.
4.A breakup is like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself trying to fix it.
5.if your love does NOT work for that person,...