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Hi

posted by Misharrypotter

*Gives u a tissue*

*sniffles*
wildsharks responded to Izzery, 2 minuten geleden via Formspring for iOS
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( of better yet u can kiss me if u make a shoot thatss better then the one I did *rolls off laughing*)

((*puts a eend behind u ten miles away and shots at u but a repeat of last time happens and it hits zei duck* *smirks*))

responded to Gymleadermisty2, 3 minuten ago( u got a better change kissing me and not ending up dead then geting a a shoot that meant to be shoot)

((I know. *smirks mischiviously*))
kingrant responded to Gymleadermisty2, 6 minuten ago
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WHAT DO u THINK WAS THE MOST EXCITING MOMENT OF YOUR LIFE?

The end.
ShinigamiWolfey responded to CARCINOGENOMES, 12 minuten ago
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( .... Thats kids stuff , kiss me and that eend is your head ¬_¬)

((...............I'm going to shot ya and miss again.))
kingrant responded to Gymleadermisty2, 12 minuten ago

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jbieber4realz Lol...Uh Are You 100% New here? √

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Love of Not?!!!

posted by Bibelot

Washington Post Competition asked for a two line rhyme with the most romantic first line and least romantic seconde line.
This is the (hands down!!) winner...

'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying u simply demolished my life.

I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.

I love your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'

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23 random funny things to do at school .

posted by bellabrowneyes

found this stuff and i wanted to share with u guys (girls) so enjoy !! =)

1.Stare at someone and if/when they stare back at you, yell, “Staring is extremely impolite!”

2.Bring a Glad product to school and whenever someone gets mad at you, say, “Don’t get mad! Get Glad!” Then hold up the Glad product.

3.Keep talking as if you’re talking to the person volgende to you, and when they answer, scream, “I wasn’t talking to you! Now, Bob, where were we?”

4.When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry."

5.Sing your vragen to the class.

6.Sit in...

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50 Random Questions:

posted by ase

1. Do u like pie?

2. Are you, of have u ever been a squirrel?

3. Are u afraid of Pancakes?

4. Are u a people person of a person people?

5. How many months are in a watermelon?

6. Have u ever wondered what it would be like if u were an apple?

7. Have u ever wanted to know if your best friend was a Nazi, too?

8. Can u get me a soda?

9. Why is water so dry?

10. Have u ever wanted to be and Illegal Alien from Outer Mexico? (No offense to Mexicans)

11. Are people actually rabid horses?

12. Have u ever eaten the ear of a snake?

13. Do u have a sword handy?

14. Do u like pie?

15. Am I weird...

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15+ Ways To Annoy Your Dad!

posted by zanesaaomgfan

1. Ask him why did he marry a woman like your mom

2. Tell him u met a guy in school

3. Sing a song he hates

4(reply to number 3) When he plays a song he likes, ask: "What awful music. How do u listen to that crap?"

5. When he is driving you(anywhere), constantly ask "where are we going?"

6. Call him door his name[Not so risky, always done it as a kid!]

7. When he lectures you, after he finishes it, ask him: "Ever heard of breath mint?"

8. Tell him that Justin Bieber is your favoriete guy[If u hate Bieber, go with Cody Simpson of some who u like ALLOT!]

9. Come home pagina saying u found your true...

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top, boven 59 Jewish Ghetto names

posted by fencingrocks

No, I'm not racist I just found it on youtube.

If u want to check it out link

59. Goldstein
58. Burgenblatt
57. Burgenstein
56. Birumbaum
55. Farbstein
54. Grepslach
53. Steinbergavinski
52. Schnitzler
51. Pupikatvitz
50. Schnitzelmacher
49. Schpoilgekatz
48. Manashevitz
47. Platzenfinkle
46. Yankelovitz
45.Shteinshtein
44. Oyvayski
43. Shmoigerberg
42. Choppedleiberman
41.Zilbershpitzanhimelfarbenfleishebien
40.Gefiltafarb
39. Gefiltashlep
38. B'Bergberg
37. Yidihevitz
36. Synagogavitz
35. Parkenfien
34. LOL they forgot this one... :D
33. Kinkenberg
32. Menachemchem
31. Rechtum
30. Along with this one
29. Docotrlawyerstein...

Mary Mary Quite Contrary meaning

posted by 1-2vampire

The Brittish Nursery Rhyme about Bloody Mary - Mary Tudor - of Mary I.

Mary Mary quite contrary,
how does your garden grow?
With silver bells and cockleshells
And pretty maids all in a row

We thought it was about a girl named Mary who liked gardening of something - WRONG.

It is in fact about Mary Tudor, or, meer commenly reffered to as Bloody Mary.

Contrary - Means changing things just for the sake of it (Mary Tudor changed Britain back into a Roman Catholic country after her father and her brother changed it into a Protestant way)

How does your Garden Grow? - Mary wanted a baby very badly, but she...

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61 Funny excuses for not doing homework

posted by ilovetech29

just got this while browsing the net

1.I was kidnapped door terrorists and they only just let me go, so I didn't have time to do it.

2.I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to my teacher's heavy workload.

3.A bunch of nerds stal it to make sure theirs were completely perfect.

4.We ran out of toilet paper at my house last night, and my Dad isn't feeling so good. He grabbed it in a big rush and I haven't seen it since.

5.My mother took it to have it framed.

6.It was in my back pocket and a pickpocket stal it.

7.I let somebody copy it but they never gave it back.

8.My mom's whooping cough vaccination...

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50 Fun Things To Do at Walmart

posted by slytherin360

found this on the net:

50 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minuut intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people u can get to kom bij in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department door sampling all the spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins...

Scanning The Void Fractal Art Composition

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Tan lines

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Hmm...

added by ladolcevita

Source: Hmmm... Um,well EW.com, Everglow, Mugglenet, me!, forgot the last

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Things to do that Freak Parents Out (WARNING: ATTEMPT AT YOUR OWN RISK!)

posted by wolfgrrl

1. AT DINNER: Look at your parent with crazy eyes, and whenever they say something, repeat the last word.

2. When they say, "What are u doing?", say, "What are u doing?" (emphasize the YOU)

3. IN THE LIVING ROOM: Tell your sibling to hide behind the divan, bank until u give them the signal. Call your parent into the room. Start crying and say "Mom! Dad! (sibling's name) ran away! Call the police!" When they call the police, give your sibling the signal. Enjoy parents reactions. (WARNING: ATTEMPT THIS ONE AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!)

4. WHEN THEY MAKE SOMETHING GROSS FOR DINNER: Ask them which restaurant...

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top, boven 60 Ghetto Bible Names

posted by TDAPlayer158

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60. Matthias
59. Thaddeus
58. Asia
57. Ananias
56. Syria
55. Ephesus
54. Esau
53. Mt. Zion
52. An-ti-och
51. King Nebuchadnezzar
50. Macedonia
49. Jacob
48. Moses
47. Judah
46. Abraham
45. Kerith
44. Sapphira
43. Ahab
42. Rehoboam
41. Jeroboam
40. Baasha
39. Mahar-shalal-hash-baz
38. Maale-akrabbim
37. Isaiah
36. Je'ho'sha'phat
35. Ahaziah
34. Queen Athaliah
33. Pastor Eric
32. Zechariah
31. Joel
30. Pastor Ian
29. Jeremiah
28. Brad
27. Abijah
26. Ahijah
25. Uzziah
24. Thessalonians
23. Jerusalem
22. Titus
21. Tabitha
20. Thaddeus
19. Pastor Kerry
18. Tirshatha
17. Dalmatia
16. Simon-Peter-Leaka-tepha-lika
15. Hezekiah
14. Barrabas
13. Tarpelites
12. Demetrius
11. Deuteronomy
10. Exodus
09. Leviticus
08. Ezekiel
07. Gethsemane
06. Mary
05. Gabriel
04. Matthew-Mark-Luke-Johnaliqua
03. Gettah Hepher
02. Kadesh Barnea
01. JESUS

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How Sexy Is Your Name?

posted by blaise_jez

I found this on the internet.
Add up all of the letters in your first
name using this:
A=100 N=450
B=14 O=80
C=9 P=2
D=28 Q=12
E=145 R=400
F=12 S=113
G=3 T=405
H=10 U=1
I=200 V=10
J=100 W=10
K=114 X=3
L=100 Y=210
M=25 Z=23

60 points and under= not sexy
From 61 to 300 points= not too sexy
From 301 to 599 points= pretty sexy!
From 600 to 1000 points= very sexy!
From 1000 to 1500 points= very, very sexy!
1501 points and over= very, very, very sexy!

Example
Carly {my name}
C A R L Y
9 + 100 + 400 + 100 + 210= 819 points
819 points = very sexy!

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20 Ways to Annoy a Public Bathroom Stallmate

posted by slytherin360

found this on the net:

20 Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmate

1. Stick your open palm under the stall uithangbord and ask your neighbor, “May I borrow a highlighter?”

2. Say, “Uh oh, I knew I shouldn’t have put my lips on that.”

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4. Say, "Damn, this water's cold!"

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh sh*t, my glass eye!!"

6. Say, "Hmm, I've never seen that color before,. . ."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconden and then drop a cantelope into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly....

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50 Ways to Annoy People at the Movies!

posted by wild-bby

The List

1. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, “It’s snowing!”
2. Go, “Oooooh…” whenever anyone kisses.
3. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
4. During the previews, yell, “Can u fast-forward it?”
5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, “Watch out!”
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6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7. Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.
8. Yell out what is going to happen.
9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, “I’m...

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Facts of the USA Did u know......

posted by patrisha727

1.1 out of every 8 couples married in the U.S. last jaar met online?

2.New York City has 578 miles of waterfront?

3.In New York, at the top, boven of a wolkenkrabber it is possible for people to see snow falling while people on the ground see rain?

4.Passports issued door the US after January 1, 2007 have always-on radio frequency identification chips?

5.Shopping is the most populair domestic trip activity door American travelers?

6.There are almost two million women veterans in the US?

7.The average American woman weighs 140 pounds?

8.The average clothing size for women in America is size 14?

9.The longest street...

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Boarding School (drama piece)

posted by EmzLovesCheryl

Hey, this is my piece for my drama exam, without the stage directions. I started writing it out on here as a way of learning it, then I thought, why no post it? I may as well, it's going to do no harm. :D
So here it is, its rather depressing though. So if u don't need to be depressed right now, then I suggest u don't read it. :)

[Give me a break. You’re going to go back to your vrienden and either forget all about us of tell a story about the hideous freak u met tonight. u don’t know me, if u did, you’d never think we’d be friends. I don’t have vrienden - except my brother....

ATTENTION EVERYONE!!!

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Source: trollposts@tumblr

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Tangled. xD

added by r-pattz

Source: tumblr/tangled