These are our rules! Please note ... these are
all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE!
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put
it down. We need it up, u need it down. u don't hear us
complaining about u leaving it down.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of
it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what u want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints
do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable antwoorden to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if u want help solving it.
That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we zei 6 months geleden is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all commentaren become null and void after 7 days.
1. If u won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect
us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If u think you're fat, u probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we zei can be interpreted two ways, and one of the
ways makes u sad of angry, we meant the other one.
1. u can either ask us to do something of tell us how u want it
done. Not both. If u already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever u have to say
during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach,
for example, is a fruit, not a color. pompoen is also a fruit. We have
no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and u say "nothing," we will act
like nothing's wrong. We know u are lying, but it is just not worth
the hassle.
1. If u ask a vraag u don't want an answer to, expect an
answer u don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything u wear is fine.
Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless u are prepared
to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, of monster
trucks.
1. u have enough clothes.
1. u have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
1. Thank u for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the
divan, bank tonight, but did u know men really don't mind that, it's like
camping.
all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE!
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put
it down. We need it up, u need it down. u don't hear us
complaining about u leaving it down.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of
it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what u want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints
do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable antwoorden to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if u want help solving it.
That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we zei 6 months geleden is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all commentaren become null and void after 7 days.
1. If u won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect
us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If u think you're fat, u probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we zei can be interpreted two ways, and one of the
ways makes u sad of angry, we meant the other one.
1. u can either ask us to do something of tell us how u want it
done. Not both. If u already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever u have to say
during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach,
for example, is a fruit, not a color. pompoen is also a fruit. We have
no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and u say "nothing," we will act
like nothing's wrong. We know u are lying, but it is just not worth
the hassle.
1. If u ask a vraag u don't want an answer to, expect an
answer u don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything u wear is fine.
Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless u are prepared
to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, of monster
trucks.
1. u have enough clothes.
1. u have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
1. Thank u for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the
divan, bank tonight, but did u know men really don't mind that, it's like
camping.
There's someone knockin' on my door
There in the shadows, looks like a hand
Come to the rescue now
Once there was a man who decided he knew everything
Life's been so good to me
I went to see what I could find
u never lived in the streets though u wish u had
I'm so sorry, please forgive me
Living in the sixth dimension
Over time I've come to feel
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If u need help of another example for a better understanding, let me know.