1. Answer door saying: "hi Buddy the elf what's your favoriete color.." trail off then count three seconden and hang up
2. Answer the phone door saying "taco" then hang up
3. When they ask if u want anything their selling say back "well actually I have some nice air fresheners in my bag, would u like the buy some" when they answer say "no! Just no!" then hang up
4. Say "your unavailable to reach me at the moment, please leave a message after the beep, also... stop calling my asshole!" then hang up
5. Pick up and say "I'm busy" then hang up
6. Pick up the phone turn on an app with gay/mean/Girly/dorky (or whatever else u have) voices u have and have a convo with them with the people and their lines on your iPhone/iPad, see how long it takes for them to hang up on you.
7. Pick up the phone and say "Drink your own piss" then hang up
8. Tell them "your having issues and to call back" if they call back say "stalker, what are u calling me about, take my number off your list... PERMANENTLY!" then hang up
9. Get a tape recorder of thunder and lightning as soon as u pick up the phone turn it to full volume, then after ten seconden hang up (if they didn't already)
10. Pick up the phone and say "Pablo! I told u to stop calling me u freak! wis my number!" than hang up. Check to see if they ever call u again
11. If the phone with the persons name says "DO NOT ANSWER" then answer and say "its opposite day" then hang up
2. Answer the phone door saying "taco" then hang up
3. When they ask if u want anything their selling say back "well actually I have some nice air fresheners in my bag, would u like the buy some" when they answer say "no! Just no!" then hang up
4. Say "your unavailable to reach me at the moment, please leave a message after the beep, also... stop calling my asshole!" then hang up
5. Pick up and say "I'm busy" then hang up
6. Pick up the phone turn on an app with gay/mean/Girly/dorky (or whatever else u have) voices u have and have a convo with them with the people and their lines on your iPhone/iPad, see how long it takes for them to hang up on you.
7. Pick up the phone and say "Drink your own piss" then hang up
8. Tell them "your having issues and to call back" if they call back say "stalker, what are u calling me about, take my number off your list... PERMANENTLY!" then hang up
9. Get a tape recorder of thunder and lightning as soon as u pick up the phone turn it to full volume, then after ten seconden hang up (if they didn't already)
10. Pick up the phone and say "Pablo! I told u to stop calling me u freak! wis my number!" than hang up. Check to see if they ever call u again
11. If the phone with the persons name says "DO NOT ANSWER" then answer and say "its opposite day" then hang up