yes, this is ripping off cupcakes. do not read of u don't like blood and gore. for those who don't know the characters, cadence and shining armor are at the bottom.
chapter 1: Cadence
Cadence was walking to Derpy's new bakery with Shining armor. Derpy zei she had something extra special planned for the three of them. “where is the bakery anyways?” Cadence asked. “i think it's the one with the huge muffin on top.” Shining armor replied. “yeah, that's gotta be it.” Cadence said, walking towards it. Shining armor followed her. They walked into the bakery, at first it looked as if no one was there. As they were looking around confused Derpy popped up from behind a counter. “hi!” she chirped excitedly. “hey Derpy.” cadence greeted her. “what do u have planned for us?” Derpy flew over to them in her usual clumsy manor. “we gonna make muffins.” she zei happily as she landed in front of them. “muffins?” Cadence said. Derpy nodded. “just try these two first, u know, samples.” Derpy said, handing them both a muffin. Cadence took a bite out of her muffin. “it's good.” she said. “really good, now what?” Shining armor asked. “well now u take a nap silly fillies!” Derpy zei as if it was the most obvious thing in the world. Cadence and Shining armor had confused expressions on their faces but before they could say anything they were out cold.
When Cadence awoke she found that she was on a metal board and was held down door metal rings. They were on all her limbs and her head. She glanced at Shining armor to see he had awoken and was in the same condition. “what's going on?” she asked. He shook his head, just as confused as her. “great you're awake!” Derpy said, coming out of the shadows. “what's going on?” Cadence dared to ask. “well, ya see. I wanted to make my special muffins but I ran out of my extra special ingredient.” Derpy replied. “what ingredient, what are u talking about?!” Shining armor yelled. “you two, silly fillies.” Derpy replied in her normal derpy manor. “nice joke derpy!” Cadence said. “what joke?” Derpy asked. “i haven't made any jokes today.” “let us go! If u don't then the princess will-” he was cut off door Derpy. “the princess will do nothing, she won't know a thing, how long do ya think I've been doing this?” she said, flicking the light on. Bloody body parts were everywhere. Intestines, hearts, livers, bladders, skulls and bones of every kind. The head of queen chrysalis was mounted, still bleeding. Discord's head was right volgende to it. Spike's head was on the ground in a pile of organs. “wh- what is this?” Cadence asked. “no time for explaining, we have to start!” Derpy screamed, holding a tray of knives, saws and axes. “hmmm.” Derpy thought for a few moments before picking a simple butcher mes and a saw. “this is gonna be tricky, I've never really cut off a unicorn horn before.” she said. “oh well.” she shrugged and used the saw on Cadence's horn. She grunted in pain. “ya know, most ponies think unicorns can't fell their horns, that's not true at all.” she zei casually as she sawed. After a few seconden the horn was off. Derpy carefully placed it on the table. volgende she sawed off Shining armors horn. volgende she got the butcher mes and started hacking at Cadence's wings. She tried to close them as she screamed in agony but it was no use. It turned out they were held down too. After the first one was off she hacked away gleefully at the other one. She ignored Cadence's screams as she ripped the wing off. She set the wings down volgende to the horns as she thought about what to do next. Then she picked up a saw. “sorry, but I think the hooves gotta come off.” she zei as she started sawing off one of Cadence's hooves. Cadence screamed in pain as her hoof got peeled off, leaving bloody flesh. Derpy did the same to her other hooves and Shining armors hooves. volgende she took the butcher mes and hacked off their ears. Derpy laughed at their screams of pain. Net she took a sharp, rusty mes and cut their tongues out. They blacked out from the pain.
When they awoke again Derpy was pulling an adrenaline needle from Cadence's chest. Shining armor was already awake. They were crying from the intense pain. “aw, don't be sad, let me dry those tears.” Derpy said, grabbing the same rusty mes that was used to cut out their tongues. volgende she gouged the mes into Cadences eye, ripping in out of the socked. Then she ripped it out of her skull altogether. She did the same to her other eye and Shining armors eyes. volgende she gave them another shot. “this is to take away the pain so u can stay awake for the harvest. u won't see it but you'll feel it.” she explained. After a few minuten of waiting Derpy cut open their abdomen. She started taking out organs one door one. When she was one she cut off their heads and put them on the wall.
chapter 1: Cadence
Cadence was walking to Derpy's new bakery with Shining armor. Derpy zei she had something extra special planned for the three of them. “where is the bakery anyways?” Cadence asked. “i think it's the one with the huge muffin on top.” Shining armor replied. “yeah, that's gotta be it.” Cadence said, walking towards it. Shining armor followed her. They walked into the bakery, at first it looked as if no one was there. As they were looking around confused Derpy popped up from behind a counter. “hi!” she chirped excitedly. “hey Derpy.” cadence greeted her. “what do u have planned for us?” Derpy flew over to them in her usual clumsy manor. “we gonna make muffins.” she zei happily as she landed in front of them. “muffins?” Cadence said. Derpy nodded. “just try these two first, u know, samples.” Derpy said, handing them both a muffin. Cadence took a bite out of her muffin. “it's good.” she said. “really good, now what?” Shining armor asked. “well now u take a nap silly fillies!” Derpy zei as if it was the most obvious thing in the world. Cadence and Shining armor had confused expressions on their faces but before they could say anything they were out cold.
When Cadence awoke she found that she was on a metal board and was held down door metal rings. They were on all her limbs and her head. She glanced at Shining armor to see he had awoken and was in the same condition. “what's going on?” she asked. He shook his head, just as confused as her. “great you're awake!” Derpy said, coming out of the shadows. “what's going on?” Cadence dared to ask. “well, ya see. I wanted to make my special muffins but I ran out of my extra special ingredient.” Derpy replied. “what ingredient, what are u talking about?!” Shining armor yelled. “you two, silly fillies.” Derpy replied in her normal derpy manor. “nice joke derpy!” Cadence said. “what joke?” Derpy asked. “i haven't made any jokes today.” “let us go! If u don't then the princess will-” he was cut off door Derpy. “the princess will do nothing, she won't know a thing, how long do ya think I've been doing this?” she said, flicking the light on. Bloody body parts were everywhere. Intestines, hearts, livers, bladders, skulls and bones of every kind. The head of queen chrysalis was mounted, still bleeding. Discord's head was right volgende to it. Spike's head was on the ground in a pile of organs. “wh- what is this?” Cadence asked. “no time for explaining, we have to start!” Derpy screamed, holding a tray of knives, saws and axes. “hmmm.” Derpy thought for a few moments before picking a simple butcher mes and a saw. “this is gonna be tricky, I've never really cut off a unicorn horn before.” she said. “oh well.” she shrugged and used the saw on Cadence's horn. She grunted in pain. “ya know, most ponies think unicorns can't fell their horns, that's not true at all.” she zei casually as she sawed. After a few seconden the horn was off. Derpy carefully placed it on the table. volgende she sawed off Shining armors horn. volgende she got the butcher mes and started hacking at Cadence's wings. She tried to close them as she screamed in agony but it was no use. It turned out they were held down too. After the first one was off she hacked away gleefully at the other one. She ignored Cadence's screams as she ripped the wing off. She set the wings down volgende to the horns as she thought about what to do next. Then she picked up a saw. “sorry, but I think the hooves gotta come off.” she zei as she started sawing off one of Cadence's hooves. Cadence screamed in pain as her hoof got peeled off, leaving bloody flesh. Derpy did the same to her other hooves and Shining armors hooves. volgende she took the butcher mes and hacked off their ears. Derpy laughed at their screams of pain. Net she took a sharp, rusty mes and cut their tongues out. They blacked out from the pain.
When they awoke again Derpy was pulling an adrenaline needle from Cadence's chest. Shining armor was already awake. They were crying from the intense pain. “aw, don't be sad, let me dry those tears.” Derpy said, grabbing the same rusty mes that was used to cut out their tongues. volgende she gouged the mes into Cadences eye, ripping in out of the socked. Then she ripped it out of her skull altogether. She did the same to her other eye and Shining armors eyes. volgende she gave them another shot. “this is to take away the pain so u can stay awake for the harvest. u won't see it but you'll feel it.” she explained. After a few minuten of waiting Derpy cut open their abdomen. She started taking out organs one door one. When she was one she cut off their heads and put them on the wall.
1 = Tap your pencil continuously on your bureau of forehead.
2 = If u have long hair, flip it in someones face.
3 = Keep on shifting your chair.
4 = Keep on whispering Hi.
5 = Tell them after class "They know now". Trust me it scares them.
6 = Ask them where they live..
7 = Ask them if they watch America's volgende top, boven Model every day.
8 = Ask them every dag to sit volgende to them at lunch, but at lunch say u were just kidding.
9 = Have a sleepover with them and do nothing.
10 = Ask them if KFC serves pizza every Friday.
11 = Poke them in the back if they won't move.
12 = Say "I like your hair" in a creepy way.
13 = Ask them if they have ever been drunk.
14 = Ask if they are on Myspace. If they are, then say they have no life.
2 = If u have long hair, flip it in someones face.
3 = Keep on shifting your chair.
4 = Keep on whispering Hi.
5 = Tell them after class "They know now". Trust me it scares them.
6 = Ask them where they live..
7 = Ask them if they watch America's volgende top, boven Model every day.
8 = Ask them every dag to sit volgende to them at lunch, but at lunch say u were just kidding.
9 = Have a sleepover with them and do nothing.
10 = Ask them if KFC serves pizza every Friday.
11 = Poke them in the back if they won't move.
12 = Say "I like your hair" in a creepy way.
13 = Ask them if they have ever been drunk.
14 = Ask if they are on Myspace. If they are, then say they have no life.
Are there even true friendship until now?
door Secret Irken Invader Eve
Friendship. It is a word that is ALMOST a myth.
Friendship starts with a friend.
A friend gives u happiness and loyalty.
A friend is meant to make a promise.
A promise which is that he of she will never turn his of her back on you...... of betray you.
But that friend suddenly breaks that promise.
Turns its back on u and stick its self to greed.
u cannot trust so much in this type of timeline.
u can never again.
He/she will leave u disappointed and let u down.
Why should u look for someone else like He is not enough.
He who created you,
Loved you,
Cared for you.
Why look for somebody else
When u have God with his love all wrapped around you.
door Secret Irken Invader Eve
Friendship. It is a word that is ALMOST a myth.
Friendship starts with a friend.
A friend gives u happiness and loyalty.
A friend is meant to make a promise.
A promise which is that he of she will never turn his of her back on you...... of betray you.
But that friend suddenly breaks that promise.
Turns its back on u and stick its self to greed.
u cannot trust so much in this type of timeline.
u can never again.
He/she will leave u disappointed and let u down.
Why should u look for someone else like He is not enough.
He who created you,
Loved you,
Cared for you.
Why look for somebody else
When u have God with his love all wrapped around you.
u just shut the door i fell like meer when u say i'm shy i cry saying why? why? do u make sure to love me even though i'm shy do u ever ever ever think to try? do u think of me? when u say shy shy shy i say why and i'll sit and think about waiting when u say hi well than u won't be mine! yes this is love but does it hurt? when i cry? when u say shy and i know it's true but i'm alright i and i love you! why would say means things why would u say the stuff that stings why would u say that word when i know u much? i don't think i would be with u if i knew a thing of two about your life u backstabbing mes i trusted u and yet u still flew without me
She's beautiful...
Her brown eyes sparkle.
Her nails are perfect.
Her golden brown hair shines like polished wood.
She is an average height for twenty-one.
She's playful, friendly.
She never gets mad.
She loves food.
She hugs u a lot.
Don't u love her?
I do...
I love my dog.
:D:D:D:D:D:D
Her brown eyes sparkle.
Her nails are perfect.
Her golden brown hair shines like polished wood.
She is an average height for twenty-one.
She's playful, friendly.
She never gets mad.
She loves food.
She hugs u a lot.
Don't u love her?
I do...
I love my dog.
:D:D:D:D:D:D
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!",a teen named Tessa screamed as she was falling down a hole.
Everyone gasped.
"NO!!!",her friend Dana yelled
"Tessa!",another friend,Martha shouted."No!No!No!No!No!No!!You still owe me 50 bucks,man!"
"That darn lady,she stal our money,man!",a cowboy said."What a shame"
"No..", a girl named Erica whispered.
"Oh my god!",cowboy said
Everyone sobbed."All that money!", a lady named Lisa wailed."No!!!!!!!"
"The money is gone,man!",Lisa's sister Sara whined.
The cowboy sighed.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!",Martha screamed."MY MONEY!!!!!!!!!!"
Everyone gasped.
"NO!!!",her friend Dana yelled
"Tessa!",another friend,Martha shouted."No!No!No!No!No!No!!You still owe me 50 bucks,man!"
"That darn lady,she stal our money,man!",a cowboy said."What a shame"
"No..", a girl named Erica whispered.
"Oh my god!",cowboy said
Everyone sobbed."All that money!", a lady named Lisa wailed."No!!!!!!!"
"The money is gone,man!",Lisa's sister Sara whined.
The cowboy sighed.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!",Martha screamed."MY MONEY!!!!!!!!!!"
One fine dag in the middle of the night two dead me got u to fight back to back they faced
eachother drew there swords and shot eachother
the deff policeman heard the noise and came to arrest thoughs two young boys if u dont believe me u know its true ask the blind man he saw to.
(i like that thing of whatever u call it lalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa im only puting this part because the artikel is not long enough and blahblahblah and all that stuff and stuff and oh my god how long does it need to be)
eachother drew there swords and shot eachother
the deff policeman heard the noise and came to arrest thoughs two young boys if u dont believe me u know its true ask the blind man he saw to.
(i like that thing of whatever u call it lalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa im only puting this part because the artikel is not long enough and blahblahblah and all that stuff and stuff and oh my god how long does it need to be)
There's a place in my mind
No one knows where it hides
And my fantasy is flying
It's a kasteel in the sky
It's a world of our past
Where the legend still lasts
And the king wears the crown
But the magic spell is law
Take your sword and your shield
There's a battle on the field
You're a knight and you're right
So with dragons now you'll fight
And my fancy is flying
It's a kasteel in the sky
of there's nothing out there
These are castles in the air
Fairytales live in me
Fables coming from my memory
Fantasy is not a crime
Find your kasteel in the sky
You've got the key
Of the kingdom of the clouds
Open the door
Leaving back your doubts
You've got the power
To live another childhood
So ride the wind
That leads u to the moon 'cause..."
No one knows where it hides
And my fantasy is flying
It's a kasteel in the sky
It's a world of our past
Where the legend still lasts
And the king wears the crown
But the magic spell is law
Take your sword and your shield
There's a battle on the field
You're a knight and you're right
So with dragons now you'll fight
And my fancy is flying
It's a kasteel in the sky
of there's nothing out there
These are castles in the air
Fairytales live in me
Fables coming from my memory
Fantasy is not a crime
Find your kasteel in the sky
You've got the key
Of the kingdom of the clouds
Open the door
Leaving back your doubts
You've got the power
To live another childhood
So ride the wind
That leads u to the moon 'cause..."
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1. they will sing his songs
2.they will blush when they here somone say his name of talk about one of his new songs
3.they will have atleast one picture of him
4.gets upset if they cant go to one of his concerts
5. wont be afraid to say hes cool
6.listens to his muziek every night to go to sleep with
7.will ask u if u have heard his new song
8.screams if someone else says i love justin beiber
9.is always talking about a video they watched of him on youtube
10.will say they hate of love whatever he does even if they hate it of love it
2.they will blush when they here somone say his name of talk about one of his new songs
3.they will have atleast one picture of him
4.gets upset if they cant go to one of his concerts
5. wont be afraid to say hes cool
6.listens to his muziek every night to go to sleep with
7.will ask u if u have heard his new song
8.screams if someone else says i love justin beiber
9.is always talking about a video they watched of him on youtube
10.will say they hate of love whatever he does even if they hate it of love it