^.^ Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!
This is NOT mine, I found it link. Thought this was funny....enjoy!
"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"
"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."
"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."
"Talk about a huge breast!"
"It's Cool Whip time!"
"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"
"Are u ready for seconden yet?"
"Are u going to come again volgende time?"
"It's a little dry, do u still want to eat it?"
"Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"
"Don't play with your meat."
"Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."
"Do u think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"
"I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"
"You still have a little bit on your chin."
"Use a nice smooth stroke when u whip it."
"How long will it take after u stick it in?"
"You'll know it's ready when it pops up."
"Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!"
"How many are coming?"
"That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"
"Just lay back & take it easy...I'll do the rest."
"How long do I beat it before it's ready?"
This is NOT mine, I found it link. Thought this was funny....enjoy!
"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"
"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."
"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."
"Talk about a huge breast!"
"It's Cool Whip time!"
"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"
"Are u ready for seconden yet?"
"Are u going to come again volgende time?"
"It's a little dry, do u still want to eat it?"
"Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"
"Don't play with your meat."
"Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."
"Do u think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"
"I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"
"You still have a little bit on your chin."
"Use a nice smooth stroke when u whip it."
"How long will it take after u stick it in?"
"You'll know it's ready when it pops up."
"Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!"
"How many are coming?"
"That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"
"Just lay back & take it easy...I'll do the rest."
"How long do I beat it before it's ready?"
top, boven 10 signs your partner needs a vacation
1) He keeps handcuffing himself door accident.
2) He is starting to develop a crush on one of the transvestite hookers he arrested.
3) He wants to transfer to a K-9 unit because he thinks he'd look good in a collar.
4) He talks to himself. Half of him is the "good cop", and the other half is the "bad cop."
5) He wants u to call him "Judge Dredd", and he insists that all suspects should be executed right there on the spot.
6) He keeps asking u if his bullet proof vest makes him look fat.
7) He is exchanging donut recipes with complete strangers.
8) The perpetrators beg him to stop talking about his hemorrhoids.
9) Every Tuesday he insists it's his turn to be the siren.
10) He wants to hear less talk and meer muziek on the police channel
1) He keeps handcuffing himself door accident.
2) He is starting to develop a crush on one of the transvestite hookers he arrested.
3) He wants to transfer to a K-9 unit because he thinks he'd look good in a collar.
4) He talks to himself. Half of him is the "good cop", and the other half is the "bad cop."
5) He wants u to call him "Judge Dredd", and he insists that all suspects should be executed right there on the spot.
6) He keeps asking u if his bullet proof vest makes him look fat.
7) He is exchanging donut recipes with complete strangers.
8) The perpetrators beg him to stop talking about his hemorrhoids.
9) Every Tuesday he insists it's his turn to be the siren.
10) He wants to hear less talk and meer muziek on the police channel
This should probably be taped
to your bathroom mirror
where one could read it every day.
u may not realize it,
but it's 100% true.
1. There are at least two people in this world
that u would die for.
2.. At least 15 people in this world
love u in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate u
is because they want to
be just like you.
4. A smile from u can bring happiness to anyone,
even if they don't
like you.
5. Every night,
SOMEONE thinks about u
before they go to sleep.
6. u mean the world to someone.
7. u are special and unique.
8. Someone that u don't even know exists loves you.
9. When u make the biggest mistake ever,
something good comes from it.
10. When u think the world
has turned its back on u
take another look.
11. Always remember the compliments u received.
Forget about the rude remarks.
to your bathroom mirror
where one could read it every day.
u may not realize it,
but it's 100% true.
1. There are at least two people in this world
that u would die for.
2.. At least 15 people in this world
love u in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate u
is because they want to
be just like you.
4. A smile from u can bring happiness to anyone,
even if they don't
like you.
5. Every night,
SOMEONE thinks about u
before they go to sleep.
6. u mean the world to someone.
7. u are special and unique.
8. Someone that u don't even know exists loves you.
9. When u make the biggest mistake ever,
something good comes from it.
10. When u think the world
has turned its back on u
take another look.
11. Always remember the compliments u received.
Forget about the rude remarks.