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THINK YOU'RE HAVING A BAD DAY. Check out these actual cases:

brand authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section
of forest while assessing the damage done door a forest fire. The deceased
male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his
back, flippers, and face mask.

A postmortem test revealed that the man died not from burns, but from
massive internal injuries. Dental records provided a positive
identification. Investigators then set about to determine how a fully
clothed diver ended up in the middle of a forest fire.

It was revealed that on the dag of the fire, the man went diving off
the coast, some 20 miles from the forest. The brand fighters, seeking to control
the brand as quickly as possible, had called in a fleet of helicopters with very
large dip buckets. Water was dipped from the ocean and emptied at the site
of the forest fire.

u guessed it. One minuut our diver was making like Flipper in the
Pacific, the next, he was doing the breast stroke in a brand dip bucket
300 feet in the air.

Some days it just doesn't pay to get out of bed.
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Still think you're having a bad day?

A man was working on his motorcycle on the patio; his wife was nearby
in the kitchen. While racing the engine, the motorcycle accidentally
slipped into gear. The man, still l holding onto the handlebars, was
dragged along as it burst through the glass patio doors.

His wife, hearing the crash, ran in the room to find her husband cut
and bleeding, the motorcycle, and the shattered patio door. She called for
an ambulance and, because the house sat on a fairly large hill, went
down the several flights of stairs to meet the paramedics and escort them to
her husband.

While the attendants were aan het uploaden her husband, the wife managed to
right the motorcycle and push it outside. She also quickly blotted up
the spilled gasoline with some paper towels and tossed them into the
toilet.

After being treated and released, the man returned home, looked at the
shattered patio door and the damage done to his motorcycle. He went
into the bathroom and consoled himself with a cigarette while attending to
his business. About to stand, he flipped the butt between his legs.

The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard a loud explosion and her
husband screaming. Finding him lying on the bathroom floor with his trousers
blown away and burns on his buttocks, legs and groin, she once again
phoned for an ambulance. The same paramedic crew was dispatched. As the
paramedics carried the man down the stairs to the ambulance they asked
the wife how he had come to burn himself. She told them. They started
laughing so hard, one slipped. They dropped the stretcher and dumped
the husband out. He fell down the remaining stairs, breaking his arm.
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Still having a bad day? Just remember, it could be worse...

The average cost of rehabilitating a zeehond, seal after the Exxon Valdez oil
spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most
expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid
cheers and applause from onlookers. A minuut later, in full view, a
killer walvis ate them both.
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Still think u are having a bad day?

A woman came home pagina to find her husband in the keuken-, keuken shaking
frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his
waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the
deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm
in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his
walkman.
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STILL think you’re having a bad day?

Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending
pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand
pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly.
The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.
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What?! STILL having a bad day?

Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter
bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was
the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.

There now, feeling better?
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"When There's Nothing Left"


When there's nothing left to give
I will give u meer than I ever gave before
When there's nothing left left to say
I'll say it all again, but until then...

And I'll give u my heart, say I love you
Say I love you
And I'll give u my heart, say I love you
Oh, cause I do, Jesus

No muziek to play so I sing u my own song
Come on and sing along
When there's nothing that remains
u still stay the same
You're looking so strong

And I'll give u my heart, say I love you
Say I love you
And I'll give u my heart, say I love you
Oh, cause I do

And I'll give u my heart, say I love you
I'm gonna, I'm gonna say I love you
And I'll give u my heart, say I love you
Oh, cause I do, sweet Jesus

When there's nothing left to give
I will give u meer than I ever gave before

I'm gonna give u my heart
I'm gonna give u my hart-, hart
This is the real deal. Try ignoring it, and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible dag starting tomorrow morning, and it only gets worse from there.


ARIES - The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19)
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny... Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be 'Right'. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world.


TAURUS - The...
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Rachel's POV:

The volgende dag Andrew and me went out for shopping and got some dresses, and also some sandals that reminded me of the one that Cindrella had.

It was very very pretty.

We went back to the park.

"Try it on and walk like the other girls" He zei giving me the sandals.

I couldn't stand on that because I lost my grip and fell down.

He got a call from one of his friends.

They told told him to be at the park and also added that they were coming.

We both were seated at one of the benches in the park.

Before that he asked me to take my glasses and asked me to wear the dress and sandals that we bought...
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June 17th 100,000,000 BC 12 O'clock at night
Four children are born, quadruplets, the youngest born at the strike of midnight. The first child is named Queverial, the seconde Ceelarion, the third Ierailiasha, and the last one is named Mist. The father decides the last child should have a complex name as the others do but the mother has made up her mind that Mist is the perfect name.
Then she sends them through the mirror of fate to find there destiny and they may never return if they do not find it in time.

January 21st 90,000,000 BC 3:30 P.M.
The children grow up living in the chosen lands...
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Just a few things before the story; one, if there's something u don't like about it, please tell me! I want it to be as good as it can be. ^-^ Just please tell me in a respectful way, please. I would appreciate that. Thank you.
Also, this story will be a little (well, meer than a little) bloody and violent, and there may be some cussing later on. Just a warning.
That being said, I hope u like it!
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Gnarled branches. Green leaves grew from them—green leaves spotted with yellows and reds. They rustled dryly, talking of the upcoming season of autumn....
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(A/N) has gayness cussing and sex so have fun ;D

italics = thoughts.

~Jason's POV~

I sat in that hospital room for days, but I didn't know why.

Well I didn't even know who I was.

Long hours passed everyday, I felt like a prisoner.

I was most curious about the stitches in the back of my head and why my head hurt so much when I touched them.

"Hello again Jason" The doctor zei coming in my room the same time he always did.

"Uh..Hello sir" I zei in reply.

"That's the first time you've talked since the accident" He said.

"What exactly happened to me?" I asked.

"You hit your head on concrete during a fight"...
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posted by Bluekait
Two little boys were playing together. One little boy saw a nut on the ground. Before he could pick it the other boy took it.

The first boy demanded, “Give me the nut. It’s mine. I only saw it first”.

The other boy replied, “It’s mine. I only took it”.

This lead to a quarrel between these two little boys. Just then a tall boy came that way. Upon seeing the quarrel between the boys, he said, “Give me the nut and I’ll settle your quarrel”.

He spleet, split the nut into two parts. He took out the fruit-seed. He gave one half-shell to one boy and the other half-shell to the other. He put the fruit seed into his mouth and said, “This is for settling your quarrel”.

MORAL : When two people quarrel some one else gains.
Note: I found this on DeviantArt. I might have edited it a little bit though, (I added the "No, I'm under 21" option for drinking...) And this is NOT supposed to make u feel bad in ANY WAY WHATSOEVER! It's just a fun little quiz. No matter how much u get on the quiz, this is JUST FOR FUN and it doesn't mean anything!

Natural Hair Color
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Dirty Blonde - $45
[ ] Golden Blonde - $120
[ ] Red - $50
[ ] Black - $20
[ ] Bald - $10
[ ] Other - $75



Eye Color
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Green - $75
[ ] Blue - $100
[ ] Hazel - $50
[ ] Other - $30



Height
[ ] Over 7′ - $200
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[...
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