1. u fall down the stairs.
2. A boom falls down on you.
3. A lama spits in your face.
4. u eat i poisioned cookie.
5. A roccon with rabies jumps in your face and bites your face.
6. u are making out with a person and then u trow up in their mouth
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7. A crystle light thing falls on your head.
8. Your hoofdkussen, kussen gets a face and bites u head off.
9. Your dog stands up and says I hate u and then runs away.
10. Your eating pankakes, their is a rotten egg in to, u get slmonila, go to the hospital, the doctors say that u are going to die, then u die.
11. When u are dieing your crush says that he hate you.
12. A vlinder attacks you.
13. A stove gets up walkes into your room, puts on a fire, and when u wake up u are ashes.
14. Your grandma forces u into watching and oldies show.
15. u are on a cruise and someone pushes u off the side of a boat.
16. A haai swallows u and u live in his stomach until he poops u out along with vis guts.
17. u wake up to your least favoriete song on and your least favoriete person is their above u singing that song.
18. Santa comes into your house and says that u have been a bad girl and that u don't get any presents.
19. A schapen starts talking in s shreck voice and when he starts to talk he says "I just farted!"
20. u just had a bad day... no explination.
2. A boom falls down on you.
3. A lama spits in your face.
4. u eat i poisioned cookie.
5. A roccon with rabies jumps in your face and bites your face.
6. u are making out with a person and then u trow up in their mouth
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7. A crystle light thing falls on your head.
8. Your hoofdkussen, kussen gets a face and bites u head off.
9. Your dog stands up and says I hate u and then runs away.
10. Your eating pankakes, their is a rotten egg in to, u get slmonila, go to the hospital, the doctors say that u are going to die, then u die.
11. When u are dieing your crush says that he hate you.
12. A vlinder attacks you.
13. A stove gets up walkes into your room, puts on a fire, and when u wake up u are ashes.
14. Your grandma forces u into watching and oldies show.
15. u are on a cruise and someone pushes u off the side of a boat.
16. A haai swallows u and u live in his stomach until he poops u out along with vis guts.
17. u wake up to your least favoriete song on and your least favoriete person is their above u singing that song.
18. Santa comes into your house and says that u have been a bad girl and that u don't get any presents.
19. A schapen starts talking in s shreck voice and when he starts to talk he says "I just farted!"
20. u just had a bad day... no explination.
1. read
2. go outside
3. do ur homework
4. go around the house saying random things until u cry laughing
5. continue reading this
6. Walk up to siblings and say random things until they hit u and then say u r cracking them up
7. play cards
8. dance
9. play checkers
10.read about canadian dudes
11. hit ur siblings, run 2 mommy and say, They hit me!!!!!
12. go on utube
13.talk on phone 4 hrs.
14. go on another fanclub
15. try 2 find me on facebook and figure out im not on, i dnt have an account
16. go on google look up vlaamse gaai, jay leno, find 15 jokes and have a 13 round comedy c ontest with ur bff
17. write on ur wall
18. write on other peoples walls
19. add random people as ur fans
20. read another forum.
2. go outside
3. do ur homework
4. go around the house saying random things until u cry laughing
5. continue reading this
6. Walk up to siblings and say random things until they hit u and then say u r cracking them up
7. play cards
8. dance
9. play checkers
10.read about canadian dudes
11. hit ur siblings, run 2 mommy and say, They hit me!!!!!
12. go on utube
13.talk on phone 4 hrs.
14. go on another fanclub
15. try 2 find me on facebook and figure out im not on, i dnt have an account
16. go on google look up vlaamse gaai, jay leno, find 15 jokes and have a 13 round comedy c ontest with ur bff
17. write on ur wall
18. write on other peoples walls
19. add random people as ur fans
20. read another forum.
okay, on my 5 completely random things to do...
5) sing the alphabet backwards in german while painting a picture of yourself riding a tandem bike
4) clip out something from the newspaper and tape it to your shirt
3) try to do the chicken dance as long as u can
2) walk into walmart and ask where the nearest walmart is and directions to it
1) scream "where did i put my flaming green octopus?" as loud as u can in a public place (ie. school, mall...bathroom)
i recommend u try these. 2 and 1 are my faves.
5) sing the alphabet backwards in german while painting a picture of yourself riding a tandem bike
4) clip out something from the newspaper and tape it to your shirt
3) try to do the chicken dance as long as u can
2) walk into walmart and ask where the nearest walmart is and directions to it
1) scream "where did i put my flaming green octopus?" as loud as u can in a public place (ie. school, mall...bathroom)
i recommend u try these. 2 and 1 are my faves.
The top, boven six reasons computers must be female:
6. As soon as u have one, a better one is just around the corner.
5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.
4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
2. The message "Bad Command of File Name" is about as informative as
"If u don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:
As soon as u make a commitment to one, u find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.
6. As soon as u have one, a better one is just around the corner.
5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.
4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
2. The message "Bad Command of File Name" is about as informative as
"If u don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:
As soon as u make a commitment to one, u find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.
1.everyone around u has an attitude problem
2.your adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet
3.the dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans
4.your husband/boyfriend is suddenly agreeing to everything u say
5.your using your cellphone to dial up every bumpersticker that says "hows my driving call 1-800-***-dating"
6.everyone head looks like an invitation to batting practice
7.you're convinced theres a god and he's male
8.you're counting down the days till menopause
9.you're sure everyone is scheming to dive u crazy
10.the ibuprofen bottle is empty and u just bought it yesterday
11.you just want to stempel, punch someone without a reason
12.if u start wondering if pms is excuse to get away with murder
13.if u were to busy thinking about ways to kill the last person who got on your nerves to realize I was only supposed to give u 10
a little starotype but funny
*i didn't write this,just so u know*
2.your adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet
3.the dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans
4.your husband/boyfriend is suddenly agreeing to everything u say
5.your using your cellphone to dial up every bumpersticker that says "hows my driving call 1-800-***-dating"
6.everyone head looks like an invitation to batting practice
7.you're convinced theres a god and he's male
8.you're counting down the days till menopause
9.you're sure everyone is scheming to dive u crazy
10.the ibuprofen bottle is empty and u just bought it yesterday
11.you just want to stempel, punch someone without a reason
12.if u start wondering if pms is excuse to get away with murder
13.if u were to busy thinking about ways to kill the last person who got on your nerves to realize I was only supposed to give u 10
a little starotype but funny
*i didn't write this,just so u know*
If you’re an animal lover, like me, this story might be to much to take. But I can’t believe people can be so cruel. But I believe that when someone abuses a poor defenseless animal, that someone should be gegeven LIFE in prison without the possibility of parole.
A Mesa, Arizona man who killed a 6-week-old kitten after a pet python refused to eat it was gegeven three years of supervised probation on Friday.
Jeremy Tuffly, 29, pleaded guilty May 11 in Maricopa County Superior Court to one count of cruelty to animals, a Class 6 felony, court records show.
The charge followed after Maricopa County Sheriff's Office deputies learned of a DVD tonen Tuffly repeatedly throwing the kitten at the python in 2002 in an attempt to get the snake to attack it, according to MCSO.
When the python failed to eat the kitten, Tuffly kicked it across the yard, authorities previously said. The kitten then died.
A Mesa, Arizona man who killed a 6-week-old kitten after a pet python refused to eat it was gegeven three years of supervised probation on Friday.
Jeremy Tuffly, 29, pleaded guilty May 11 in Maricopa County Superior Court to one count of cruelty to animals, a Class 6 felony, court records show.
The charge followed after Maricopa County Sheriff's Office deputies learned of a DVD tonen Tuffly repeatedly throwing the kitten at the python in 2002 in an attempt to get the snake to attack it, according to MCSO.
When the python failed to eat the kitten, Tuffly kicked it across the yard, authorities previously said. The kitten then died.
1- be always self confident , have some self a steam .
2- be always c00l.
3- turn off ur cellphone during the date...always.
4-be always happy, happy with everything..with ur life.
5- if u really want him as ur bf of date.....try to be cool ,use the words like: yeah totally,or however....try to be little care less about him... ...lol
6- dont be bushy....stay calm and dont complain alot ....jst a little but not alot....
i cant remember anymore so......ill see u the volgende time.....thank u all for reading this..and plz commentaar ,have all a gr8 day..peace ^_^
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