u say circumcision
I say yeet that meat geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Toonami programming block has shortened. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Is this coronavirus an "end of the world" sign? Almost like an apocalypse? geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

News: The coronavirus is here, but do not panic
Also News: u will all die geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Kool-Man: "Excuse me, sir. Are u Benjamin Franklin?"
Benjamin Franklin: "Yes, I am. I'm also hot and thirsty."
This is actual dialogue from the Kool-Aid Man comic book. It's nice that Benjamin Franklin is so casual and relaxed about meeting a character as odd as the Kool-Aid Man. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

I want glorifed chicken nuggets [boneless wings]. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Hey, guys, I have the cure for coronavirus. It's so simple and it could save you, your family and your grandma's dog. All u gotta do is-
WHOOPS! SORRY, LOOKS LIKE u GOTTA DISABLE AD BLOCKER! UNLESS, I GUESS, u REALLY DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FAMILY THAT MUCH! geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

The corona virus is within the states... geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Someone zei that straight men shares meer deeper things with gay men, like relationships, emotions, shit like that. WTF, nobody shares that stuff with me. Is bi not the same? geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

I have the power! geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Remember, it's only cheating if u get caught
Lesson is: Cheaters never prosper, unless they do it in secrecy. Then it's okay geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Getting my partner hooked on anime so I can now call him a filthy weeb has been the accomplishment of 2020 so far tbh. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Since I've been loving Netflix's She-Ra reboot so much, I decided to get the original She-Ra toon which I hadn't seen before. I grew up watching the original He-Man toon and the original She-Ra toon is a spin-off of it. It's a really good show. Adventurous, creative, exciting, and so much fun. Plus He-Man and Skeletor make guest appearances on the show. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Crossovers I want to see, but probably never will:

Tom & Jerry/Looney Tunes
Sonic/Mario (not just in games)
Digimon/Pokemon
DBZ/Sailor Moon
Frozen/Tangled
Zootopia/Monsters INC...?

Thinking of making an actual lijst of crossovers I'd like to see. I haven't written any new artikels in a while, so why not? of would this work better as a poll? geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Wife: Honey, Walmart ran outta those scarfs I wanted :(
Husband: u have beautiful hands...for fixing me a sandwich.

#shitpost geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Finally got my mastery 7 on Garen. For Demacia!
I used to build Garen tanky but now I can't stop with the attack speed even tho his tankyness got buff lol. Maybe if I gotten beaten up more, I'll go back to tanky Garen. Attack speed Garen just cs's so fast.
Anyways, I watched Detective Pikachu and the movie was pretty neat. Its kinda what I expect from a movie, I guess :v geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Life lessons
Potato skins are good
But they taste even better when you're drunk
Lesson is. Always drink XD geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

I feel it coming.
Rising on the horizon.
I feel it coming.
It’s coming home.

My soul it’s on it.
Without it there’s no life.
My soul it’s on it.
Nowhere to go.

u and me on the planet till the weekend.
Get up, let's roll.

Let it be us together till the world ends.
Nowhere to go.

Fly me to the brightest ster in the sky.
I love the sun. And u know why... geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

I saw Sonic on Saturday. The films is a sweet and fun family film. James Marsden and Sonic are an enduring duo and Jim Carrey does a great job as Dr. Robotnik. If there is a sequel, I hope Amy Rose, Cream, Blaze, Knuckles, and Rouge toon up. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Raw trap should totally hit the mainstream. I wonder how rawphoric trap (rawphoric/trap) would sound tho tho?

link

(This link isn't rawphoric trap; it's raw trap.) geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Spamming "follow me on _____" on message/chat boards is like the internet version of holding up a spare change sign lmao. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

When the enemy Blitzcrank hooks me and I get a triple kill. The best way to engage with Darius. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Awwww yeah! Got another pet, glb for 200 fans! geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

lol ha ben15delas thinks he's meer Dark than me the Queen Of Darkness. Say what u want Ben but tell me I'm right as you'll never be as Dark as me! geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

u know you've made a friend for life when they put in the effort and money to get Big Man Tyrone to wish u a happy birthday geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

u ever just looked at someone's profiel page that shares the same gebruikersnaam as u and u find out that guy is way meer populair than you, they made their profiel page on your birthday, and they say some shit that u completely disagree with? geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Two words. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

"And who zei you're one in million? You're so much better than that." <3 geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Sorry. I'll try to post shorter puns. I realize this isn’t the place where they be long. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

At the end of the dag we are all human beans. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

I almost got a penta on Garen but got killed door the Irelia because she was too fed and I was tank Garen lol. Won't complain about a sweet quadra tho xD geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Beat your meat
While u can
Before I yeet your meat
Into the garbage can

Thank u for reading my poem. It took twelve seconden to write, but a lifetime to create geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Who else is tired of that asshole Canada24? geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

The Justice League
Superman: the man of steel
Wonder Woman: the one female
the Flash: the fastest man alive
Aquaman: the King of Atlantis
Green Lantern: the superhero who can be defeated door the color yellow
Martian Manhunter: the professional hunter of men
Cyborg: the booyah guy
Green Arrow: the less said, the better
Batman: That guy Whatsupbugs will never stop talking about geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Suicide bommenwerper after he dies:Can I have my 72 virgins now?
His boss:You misunderstood something Yusuf its only one and she's 72 geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Hello and thank u for calling the Mental Health Institute
If u have multiple personalities then press 2 3 and 4 geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

dont geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Bugs' imaginary friend: Whatsupbugs, can u recommend some films?
Bugs: Sure. u should see Batman, Batman Returns, Batman Forever, Batman and Robin
Imaginary friend: Um, how about a film that's not a Batman film?
Bugs: Joker
Imaginary friend: Suggest a film that has nothing to do with Batman.
Bugs: No. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Please note, if I insult your state, I don't hate you, just your state. So if I insult California, I'm not insulting you. Honestly, people who live in California are unsung heroes. They live there so we don't have to. Just like Nostalgia Critic but meer justified geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

I finally found a way to watch Rick and Morty.. Admittedly I only saw a about 5 of six episodes.. Mostly season 1.. It's only 2 years old.. Damn, I thought it was older geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

My sis did well at her school play despite being incredibly tired. I had to carry her home. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Fun fact: Every drop of ink used to draw your favoriete hentai doujinshi is actually the tears of Jesus Christ herself . Because it's the only way to create something so sinful yet so beautiful at the same time. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

I got a quadra kill with Swain and we were doing really well but LoL went down for maintenance. I CRY. That quadra...it doesn't exist anymore :,( geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Random. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

I went to the Sonic movie and these heathens stepped on my baby and started flossing on my child's corpse while Sonic called me a faggot. Thank goodness I was able to find Jesus again when I watched Birds of Prey geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Life is like a roll of toilet paper; hopefully long and useful, but it always ends at the wrong moment. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

My friend unloaded some thoughts to me today and I really hope he's not overwhelming of putting too much pressure on himself. I really hope all those negative people aren't getting to him. He's a swell guy and he has skills that I don't have. I just need to point them out to him. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

One meer S of S+ on Garen and I can get mastery 7 on Garen! FOR DEMACIA! Also, apparently Garen is just good into Jax. He still spins when stun and I completely demolished the Jax and got S+ lol. Garen is the attack speed master now baby! geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

"Lookin' like a double wide surprise, gOD DAMN!!" 😂😂😂😂😂 geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Life is painful, nasty and short... in my case it has only been painful and nasty. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Arizona Green Tea, give me the Arizona Green Pee geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Am I the only one to find SIGNS a underrated gem?.. Say what u want about Mel Gibson as a person, but as an actor. I actually like him.. I forgot how good he was before I saw this film., geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Sometimes I just wanna throw my arms up in the air and shout Woah! Mona Lisa! You're guaranteed to run this town! Woah, Mona Lisa! I'd pay to see u frown! geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

When u wanna say something to the fairly-thick chick in your class, but can't help but stare a bit: geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Woke up again. Not thrilled but i'll see how it plays out.. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

People often debate about which is meer important: Being strong physically of mentally. However, I believe having a strong hart-, hart is meer important. u don't have to be a super genius of a hunky muscle dude. If u have a strong, loving heart, you're wonderful. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Finally made my mashup pack. I'm proud of myself :) geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

My melatonin gummies aren’t working, I haven’t slept hardly at all in a week. I swear to god if I don’t get sleep soon, I’m gonna die. This is killing me, jeez. How hard is it to fucking relax??? geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

A lot of celebrities, who seem so wonderful, sadly turn out to not be as admirable as they may initially appear. I recently found out that Japanese director Isao Takahata is one of these people. It's been revealed he was difficult to work with, to the point that fellow director Yoshifumi Kondo, died of overwork and stress shortly after directing his first and only Studio Ghibli film, Whisper of the Heart. I'm sorry for this bleak post, but I feel very emotionally confused and sad. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Happy Valentine's Day, everyone!~ Enjoy today with friends, family, partners of even just treat yourself nicely. Spread the love, because you're not alone. 💕🌹 geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Idk but the enemy team was all-chatting about my Garen skin. Nothing is wrong with the color pink. That's pretty Valentine's. Demacia Vice Garen is just vibin' and they're trying to kill my vibes saying the skin sucks lol. Lux trying to downplay Garen's manliness. roze haters, what a match. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Valentine's dag needs to end so I can get the candy on clearance
I don't care for Valentine's dag much. But I love Valentine's dag chocolate
And I wanna eat it all door myself like some freak beast! geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Marvel: We have Spider-Man, the Fantastic Four, Captain America, Iron Man, Hulk, the X-Men, Black Panther, Captain Marvel, Ant-Man, Thor, Black Widow, and Deadpool. How could DC possibly compete with that?
DC: We have Batman.
Marvel: Okay. u might have better heroes, but we have the best villains. We have Thanos, Dr. Doom, the Red Skull, Magneto, Venom, Loki, Carnage, and Ultron. Try to beat that.
DC: We have Batman's rogues gallery.
*Marvel sighs and realizes DC has won* geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

If u eat string cheese without peeling it and just eat it in bites, you're a fucking psychopath and I want u far away from my children I don't have! geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Here’s a tissue, u have a little bullshit on your lip. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Good morning world! Your little straal, ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived! geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

*Me washing my car*
Person: hallo what’s up? Washing your car?
Me: No, I’m watering it to see if it’ll grow into a bus. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Well my imaginary friend thinks u have serious mental Problems geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

I'm just abnormal. I'm a weird dude. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

You'll never be a true wigger like Martin Shkreli.
Do u have the legendary Wu-Tang Clan album? Didn't think so, poser
Really, anyone but Martin Shkreli is a poser. Get outta here Eminem and... who else is a white rapper... Fred Durst. Martin Shkreli is the truest of the white men in the rap community. He's even in prison, so that's just proof for ya geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Random letters: dggsgopgrpomgmjgppgdhgfjghgjhg;ng;nj;ngjnj;dsj;oshsfjfjofohfjgfo;ifhj;ohh;shf;s;fhfhfhfa;aohfhfojfdjoxf;obxjb;h;ohjgdgo;jogo;ofgofnjgdrjjfgdibfjidhghfbpofejpogrebfjisjleafljgrjvjfaejopaepdhfdggrijfgijgfsijgfjifgijofijfggfjvhhdhfdfhgdohdhoidhfgfhgdhsdhifgohifghoigfohigf geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

I ate too much spaghetti
Now I regretti geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

We live in a society.

Prove me wrong geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

*Student returning from suspension after stealing school property.*

Teacher : Welcome back. Please, take a seat.
Student : Very poor choice of words. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Come to think of it, the only reality toon I'm beginning to like is The Ultimate Fighter.

"JUST LEMME BANG, BRO!" geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

This is a uithangbord post. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

I've been thinking about the stories I've written starring my OCs. I used to think those stories had some variety, but I came to the realization that all of them involve a shy, sweet woman in her 20s getting into a relationship with a meer bold and playful woman and together they defeated a goofy villain (usually a greedy businessman). Also, the male supporting characters act like immature idiots, who rarely do anything helpful for the heroes. Is my writing not as good as I thought? geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

That moment when u try to purchase something online, but at some point u have to press a “continue” button and all it ever does is just aan het uploaden the same ezel page over and over again no matter how many times I press it. >.> geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

u know what they say.................................................
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.....................................................................................................yep geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Now in other news/This is definitely a shitpost,

I don't get while gay people get so much flack. Well, some of them, anyways. They're pretty decent people to hang around. Me and a friend were joking yesterday while I was on the way from the doc's office and I told him to go eat a dick. His response? "When, how, and where?" geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

My goodness door whatever god I think I believe in, I got a one week deducted away from the time i have to where the fucking arm and leg mummy tombs! To everyone who's ever told me to break a leg at talent shows years geleden of stand up, go fuck yourselves xD! Birthday's 11 days away and I'm startin' the party early! geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

The past tense of William Shakespeare would be Wouldiwas Shookspeared. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Somehow made a Pantheon say "fffs, Garen is a fun champion" after he died lol. The dag when u make someone cry about Garen is when you're truly having fun. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Guess who can drink legally in the United States, gang!? geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

I've asked DiGiorno about them making an alfredo pizza. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Our Friend Power 5 is a Korean film based on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. It stars a princess turtle, who is accompanied door four male schildpad bodyguards. They are being chased door an evil rat and his 2 henchmen, so they hide out on Earth. While there, they bond with a kid who has powers as well as a pathetic manchild, who gets a crush on the princess schildpad when she takes on a human form. It's an amazingly weird film that I love and I highly recommend it if u like insane films. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

My crew is all fired up,
Y'all better just wise up.
Everybody gettin' sized up.
Before we all rise up.
Start running, your time's up,
Because when my crew ride up.
The sky gon' light up.
Everybody gettin' fired up! geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

(Insert Metal Gear Solid quote here somewhere) geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

I watched Joker for the 3rd time today. Arguably the best comic book film ever made. I'm excited for Birds of Prey. Sad to hear that Jared Leto won't be in it, but I'm hoping Joaquin Phoenix is the Joker in every film for the volgende several years and when I say every film, I don't just mean Batman spin-off films. "Every film would be improved if the Joker was in it. Joker should be in every film made from now on. " - Whatsupbugs' biased quote of the dag geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

"Damn it Ada, stop hitting on the enemy!"

Enemy's father: *screeches* onlY I CAN HIT MY OWN CHIIILD! geplaatst ·9 maanden geleden

To anyone who saw my review of Adult Party Cartoon.. I ended up changing my mind about not watching of reviewing the OJ Ren and Stimpy.. Afterall, John K may of created it, but after he quit Billy West and the others basically took over.. Because John actually expected his mistreated and abused crew to stick to his side.. geplaatst ·9 maanden geleden

Three days of Darius, three S's each dag so I got my mastery 7, 69975 points. Feels good. Tho, tbh, some of the matches today kinda sucked lol. Really shoulda slept better... geplaatst ·9 maanden geleden

It's my B-Day in a week and a half.. Been 7 years, still wasting all my time on the interenet.. LIFW WELL SPENT!!! geplaatst ·9 maanden geleden

Almost got a pentakill today. But hey, spamming Darius in queue is making my triple kill stats skyrocket haha. Only a matter of time. geplaatst ·9 maanden geleden

Finally my birthday. I am tired af and cold. It's here nonetheless lol geplaatst ·9 maanden geleden

Why did I want to become an editor?
Well, to make a long story short geplaatst ·9 maanden geleden

Did u drink my mOunTaIn DeW?! Lemme smell your breath–LEMME SMELL YOUR BREATH! geplaatst ·9 maanden geleden

I don't remember who geplaatst the commentaar about Kool-Aid Man Marvel Comics (And I'm too lazy to search), but I got one even better
Marvel Comics' making comics of Camp Candy, the cartoon staring John Candy. When's the new Civil War movie staring Kool-Aid Man and John Candy? geplaatst ·9 maanden geleden