"And who zei you're one in million? You're so much better than that." <3 geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Sorry. I'll try to post shorter puns. I realize this isn’t the place where they be long. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

At the end of the dag we are all human beans. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

I almost got a penta on Garen but got killed door the Irelia because she was too fed and I was tank Garen lol. Won't complain about a sweet quadra tho xD geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Beat your meat
While u can
Before I yeet your meat
Into the garbage can

Thank u for reading my poem. It took twelve seconden to write, but a lifetime to create geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Who else is tired of that asshole Canada24? geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

The Justice League
Superman: the man of steel
Wonder Woman: the one female
the Flash: the fastest man alive
Aquaman: the King of Atlantis
Green Lantern: the superhero who can be defeated door the color yellow
Martian Manhunter: the professional hunter of men
Cyborg: the booyah guy
Green Arrow: the less said, the better
Batman: That guy Whatsupbugs will never stop talking about geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Suicide bommenwerper after he dies:Can I have my 72 virgins now?
His boss:You misunderstood something Yusuf its only one and she's 72 geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Hello and thank u for calling the Mental Health Institute
If u have multiple personalities then press 2 3 and 4 geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

dont geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Bugs' imaginary friend: Whatsupbugs, can u recommend some films?
Bugs: Sure. u should see Batman, Batman Returns, Batman Forever, Batman and Robin
Imaginary friend: Um, how about a film that's not a Batman film?
Bugs: Joker
Imaginary friend: Suggest a film that has nothing to do with Batman.
Bugs: No. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Please note, if I insult your state, I don't hate you, just your state. So if I insult California, I'm not insulting you. Honestly, people who live in California are unsung heroes. They live there so we don't have to. Just like Nostalgia Critic but meer justified geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

I finally found a way to watch Rick and Morty.. Admittedly I only saw a about 5 of six episodes.. Mostly season 1.. It's only 2 years old.. Damn, I thought it was older geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

My sis did well at her school play despite being incredibly tired. I had to carry her home. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Fun fact: Every drop of ink used to draw your favoriete hentai doujinshi is actually the tears of Jesus Christ herself . Because it's the only way to create something so sinful yet so beautiful at the same time. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

I got a quadra kill with Swain and we were doing really well but LoL went down for maintenance. I CRY. That quadra...it doesn't exist anymore :,( geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Random. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

I went to the Sonic movie and these heathens stepped on my baby and started flossing on my child's corpse while Sonic called me a faggot. Thank goodness I was able to find Jesus again when I watched Birds of Prey geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Life is like a roll of toilet paper; hopefully long and useful, but it always ends at the wrong moment. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

My friend unloaded some thoughts to me today and I really hope he's not overwhelming of putting too much pressure on himself. I really hope all those negative people aren't getting to him. He's a swell guy and he has skills that I don't have. I just need to point them out to him. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

One meer S of S+ on Garen and I can get mastery 7 on Garen! FOR DEMACIA! Also, apparently Garen is just good into Jax. He still spins when stun and I completely demolished the Jax and got S+ lol. Garen is the attack speed master now baby! geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

"Lookin' like a double wide surprise, gOD DAMN!!" 😂😂😂😂😂 geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Life is painful, nasty and short... in my case it has only been painful and nasty. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Arizona Green Tea, give me the Arizona Green Pee geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Am I the only one to find SIGNS a underrated gem?.. Say what u want about Mel Gibson as a person, but as an actor. I actually like him.. I forgot how good he was before I saw this film., geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Sometimes I just wanna throw my arms up in the air and shout Woah! Mona Lisa! You're guaranteed to run this town! Woah, Mona Lisa! I'd pay to see u frown! geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

When u wanna say something to the fairly-thick chick in your class, but can't help but stare a bit: geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Woke up again. Not thrilled but i'll see how it plays out.. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

People often debate about which is meer important: Being strong physically of mentally. However, I believe having a strong hart-, hart is meer important. u don't have to be a super genius of a hunky muscle dude. If u have a strong, loving heart, you're wonderful. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Finally made my mashup pack. I'm proud of myself :) geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

My melatonin gummies aren’t working, I haven’t slept hardly at all in a week. I swear to god if I don’t get sleep soon, I’m gonna die. This is killing me, jeez. How hard is it to fucking relax??? geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

A lot of celebrities, who seem so wonderful, sadly turn out to not be as admirable as they may initially appear. I recently found out that Japanese director Isao Takahata is one of these people. It's been revealed he was difficult to work with, to the point that fellow director Yoshifumi Kondo, died of overwork and stress shortly after directing his first and only Studio Ghibli film, Whisper of the Heart. I'm sorry for this bleak post, but I feel very emotionally confused and sad. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Happy Valentine's Day, everyone!~ Enjoy today with friends, family, partners of even just treat yourself nicely. Spread the love, because you're not alone. 💕🌹 geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Idk but the enemy team was all-chatting about my Garen skin. Nothing is wrong with the color pink. That's pretty Valentine's. Demacia Vice Garen is just vibin' and they're trying to kill my vibes saying the skin sucks lol. Lux trying to downplay Garen's manliness. roze haters, what a match. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Valentine's dag needs to end so I can get the candy on clearance
I don't care for Valentine's dag much. But I love Valentine's dag chocolate
And I wanna eat it all door myself like some freak beast! geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Marvel: We have Spider-Man, the Fantastic Four, Captain America, Iron Man, Hulk, the X-Men, Black Panther, Captain Marvel, Ant-Man, Thor, Black Widow, and Deadpool. How could DC possibly compete with that?
DC: We have Batman.
Marvel: Okay. u might have better heroes, but we have the best villains. We have Thanos, Dr. Doom, the Red Skull, Magneto, Venom, Loki, Carnage, and Ultron. Try to beat that.
DC: We have Batman's rogues gallery.
*Marvel sighs and realizes DC has won* geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

If u eat string cheese without peeling it and just eat it in bites, you're a fucking psychopath and I want u far away from my children I don't have! geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Here’s a tissue, u have a little bullshit on your lip. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Good morning world! Your little straal, ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived! geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

*Me washing my car*
Person: hallo what’s up? Washing your car?
Me: No, I’m watering it to see if it’ll grow into a bus. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Well my imaginary friend thinks u have serious mental Problems geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

I'm just abnormal. I'm a weird dude. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

You'll never be a true wigger like Martin Shkreli.
Do u have the legendary Wu-Tang Clan album? Didn't think so, poser
Really, anyone but Martin Shkreli is a poser. Get outta here Eminem and... who else is a white rapper... Fred Durst. Martin Shkreli is the truest of the white men in the rap community. He's even in prison, so that's just proof for ya geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Random letters: dggsgopgrpomgmjgppgdhgfjghgjhg;ng;nj;ngjnj;dsj;oshsfjfjofohfjgfo;ifhj;ohh;shf;s;fhfhfhfa;aohfhfojfdjoxf;obxjb;h;ohjgdgo;jogo;ofgofnjgdrjjfgdibfjidhghfbpofejpogrebfjisjleafljgrjvjfaejopaepdhfdggrijfgijgfsijgfjifgijofijfggfjvhhdhfdfhgdohdhoidhfgfhgdhsdhifgohifghoigfohigf geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

I ate too much spaghetti
Now I regretti geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

We live in a society.

Prove me wrong geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

*Student returning from suspension after stealing school property.*

Teacher : Welcome back. Please, take a seat.
Student : Very poor choice of words. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Come to think of it, the only reality toon I'm beginning to like is The Ultimate Fighter.

"JUST LEMME BANG, BRO!" geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

This is a uithangbord post. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

I've been thinking about the stories I've written starring my OCs. I used to think those stories had some variety, but I came to the realization that all of them involve a shy, sweet woman in her 20s getting into a relationship with a meer bold and playful woman and together they defeated a goofy villain (usually a greedy businessman). Also, the male supporting characters act like immature idiots, who rarely do anything helpful for the heroes. Is my writing not as good as I thought? geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

That moment when u try to purchase something online, but at some point u have to press a “continue” button and all it ever does is just aan het uploaden the same ezel page over and over again no matter how many times I press it. >.> geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

u know what they say.................................................
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Now in other news/This is definitely a shitpost,

I don't get while gay people get so much flack. Well, some of them, anyways. They're pretty decent people to hang around. Me and a friend were joking yesterday while I was on the way from the doc's office and I told him to go eat a dick. His response? "When, how, and where?" geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

My goodness door whatever god I think I believe in, I got a one week deducted away from the time i have to where the fucking arm and leg mummy tombs! To everyone who's ever told me to break a leg at talent shows years geleden of stand up, go fuck yourselves xD! Birthday's 11 days away and I'm startin' the party early! geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

The past tense of William Shakespeare would be Wouldiwas Shookspeared. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Somehow made a Pantheon say "fffs, Garen is a fun champion" after he died lol. The dag when u make someone cry about Garen is when you're truly having fun. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Guess who can drink legally in the United States, gang!? geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

I've asked DiGiorno about them making an alfredo pizza. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Our Friend Power 5 is a Korean film based on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. It stars a princess turtle, who is accompanied door four male schildpad bodyguards. They are being chased door an evil rat and his 2 henchmen, so they hide out on Earth. While there, they bond with a kid who has powers as well as a pathetic manchild, who gets a crush on the princess schildpad when she takes on a human form. It's an amazingly weird film that I love and I highly recommend it if u like insane films. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

My crew is all fired up,
Y'all better just wise up.
Everybody gettin' sized up.
Before we all rise up.
Start running, your time's up,
Because when my crew ride up.
The sky gon' light up.
Everybody gettin' fired up! geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

(Insert Metal Gear Solid quote here somewhere) geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

I watched Joker for the 3rd time today. Arguably the best comic book film ever made. I'm excited for Birds of Prey. Sad to hear that Jared Leto won't be in it, but I'm hoping Joaquin Phoenix is the Joker in every film for the volgende several years and when I say every film, I don't just mean Batman spin-off films. "Every film would be improved if the Joker was in it. Joker should be in every film made from now on. " - Whatsupbugs' biased quote of the dag geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

"Damn it Ada, stop hitting on the enemy!"

Enemy's father: *screeches* onlY I CAN HIT MY OWN CHIIILD! geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

To anyone who saw my review of Adult Party Cartoon.. I ended up changing my mind about not watching of reviewing the OJ Ren and Stimpy.. Afterall, John K may of created it, but after he quit Billy West and the others basically took over.. Because John actually expected his mistreated and abused crew to stick to his side.. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Three days of Darius, three S's each dag so I got my mastery 7, 69975 points. Feels good. Tho, tbh, some of the matches today kinda sucked lol. Really shoulda slept better... geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

It's my B-Day in a week and a half.. Been 7 years, still wasting all my time on the interenet.. LIFW WELL SPENT!!! geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Almost got a pentakill today. But hey, spamming Darius in queue is making my triple kill stats skyrocket haha. Only a matter of time. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Finally my birthday. I am tired af and cold. It's here nonetheless lol geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Why did I want to become an editor?
Well, to make a long story short geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Did u drink my mOunTaIn DeW?! Lemme smell your breath–LEMME SMELL YOUR BREATH! geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

I don't remember who geplaatst the commentaar about Kool-Aid Man Marvel Comics (And I'm too lazy to search), but I got one even better
Marvel Comics' making comics of Camp Candy, the cartoon staring John Candy. When's the new Civil War movie staring Kool-Aid Man and John Candy? geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Idk what's better, lane bullying a Teemo so hard that he says "darius (me) if i could meld u for emotional abuse i would" of lane bullying a Mordekaiser so hard that I have almost 100 cs over him lol. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Nightwish is set to release an album on my birthday and I'm excited! geplaatst ·9 maanden geleden

That moment when u have a song stuck in your head, but u don't remember any of the lyrics and therefore can't find it.... it's driving me crazy xD geplaatst ·9 maanden geleden

*Plays top, boven lane so I can interact less with people. Teammate starts telling me what to do* No, stfu lol. I'll play better if I'm doing things myself. Last thing I want is someone breathing down my neck and I can't focus on playing anymore, just whatever stupid orders I got. geplaatst ·9 maanden geleden

I want Keanu Reeves to break into my house and tell me to wake the fuck up geplaatst ·9 maanden geleden

Man I Love gory films my bestie always freaks out and throws up and runs away whenever things get too intense. I remember one time she had eaten Chinese food before we watched a scary movie she threw it up and my lil sis was not a happy camper that dag lol geplaatst ·9 maanden geleden

Anybody remember hornets? Ya know, rubberbands and folded papers that felt like a wesp, wasp really wanted to fuck u up? Yeah, they still hurt like a teef xD geplaatst ·9 maanden geleden

Teaser trailer for Frozen 3:
Elsa gives Mr. Freeze his ice gun back to him.
Mr. Freeze: "My name is freeze. Learn it well, for it's the chilling sound of your doom." He freezes all of Arendelle.
Queen Elsa: "The cold never bothered me anyway."
Mr. Freeze: "Together we'll blanket Gotham in endless winter." Elsa nods.
Frozen 3 starring Uma Thurman as Queen Elsa and Arnold Schwarzenegger returning to the coolest role of his career. geplaatst ·9 maanden geleden

Remember kids, when your family member dies, u can face time their ghost and slap ads on their spirit for Youtube clout geplaatst ·9 maanden geleden

I think Fanpop has the wrong timezone for me because when I post something it's tonen the incorrect time.

Is there a way to fix this of is this a website issue?

Thanks in advance. geplaatst ·9 maanden geleden

Sup guys, my brother's girlfriend's grandfather's friend's accountant was in the Vietnam War, can I get like an 85% veteran discount? geplaatst ·9 maanden geleden

I'm the badass Queen of Darkness. geplaatst ·9 maanden geleden

TFW your last remaining Wii Remote stopped working... geplaatst ·9 maanden geleden

Happy Chinese New jaar to the people who celebrate it!~ 💕🏮🧧🎆 🎉🥟🍊🍚🐀🇨🇳 geplaatst ·9 maanden geleden

Hey, I finally got all the badges for being on here for six years
Sure, there's the Facebook one, but that requires having a Facebook account, and fuck that geplaatst ·9 maanden geleden

Man, afbeeldingen haven't been working on Fanpop for me all day. Guess I am just going to have clear cache :C geplaatst ·9 maanden geleden

...I think I'm gonna try to go out to a mosh pit. Which would ironically be the worst idea ever currently XD Yet its sooo damn tempting. geplaatst ·9 maanden geleden

Nothing lasts forever except for true love. There will probably come a dag where me and my online vrienden will lose contact with each other, due to one of meer of us leaving Fanpop, but the people I love always hold a place in my heart, so I want u to know, my Fanpop friends, that I'll still think of u as my vrienden and I'll always believe in u and wish the best for you. I'm sorry if I got too sentimental. I just felt like sharing that. geplaatst ·9 maanden geleden

X gon give it to ya
Fuck wait for u to get it on your own
X gon deliver to ya
Knock knock, open up the door, it's real
Wit the non-stop, pop pop and stainless steel geplaatst ·9 maanden geleden

e-girls be like oh yes men are cancelled EXCEPT * the men who are just as trash but listens to her rants when her boyfriend won't reply* geplaatst ·9 maanden geleden

Guys, this is so serious, guys. My girlfriend died, guys. It's so sad, guys. But... the real sad part is that... that no one is there to check out my face timing child slaves at 3AM challenge. I'm fucking crying here, guys. No one's checking out my epic content, guys. It's just so sad, guys. Sure, my girlfriend died, but the content. I'm crying guys. I'm crying real hard. u can't see, but I'm really crying. I swear geplaatst ·9 maanden geleden

Apparently capitalizing the word "Ult" makes someone think I type weird lol. Guess I'll call that a Keo habit. Because I Don't Type Like This, I just use regular English sentences and I guess typing full sentences are too complicated for some LoL players. geplaatst ·9 maanden geleden

Vegeta: Does any Super Saiyan dare challenge me?
Kool-Aid Man: Hold my pitcher.
Vegeta: What's your power level?
Kool-Aid Man: It's over 9000!
Vegeta: I'm doomed.
Kool-Aid Man: Oh, yeah! geplaatst ·9 maanden geleden

''Heeeey, brother!
There's an endless road to rediscover.
Heeey, sister!
Know the water's sweet but blood is thicker.

Oh, if the sky comes falling down, for you, there's nothing in this world I wouldn't do.

Heeey, brother!
Do u still believe in one another?
Heeey, sister!
Do u still believe in love?
I wonder...

Oh, if the sky comes falling down, for you, there's nothing in this world I wouldn't do'' !!!! geplaatst ·9 maanden geleden

u can't have a bad ending if u don't have one geplaatst ·9 maanden geleden

What’s everyone’s opinion on anarchism? Non-violence, constructive anarchy. geplaatst ·9 maanden geleden

When lactose intolerant people find out that they live in the milky way. geplaatst ·9 maanden geleden