Cocaine. geplaatst een jaar geleden

hallo if u want to learn how to make loud pops and bangs come here! link *note these are not REAL bombs geplaatst een jaar geleden

And he prays. geplaatst een jaar geleden

It would be so confusing if everyone had the same icoon geplaatst een jaar geleden

Brother: "Are u watching chick flicks?"

Me: "Ya....so?"

Brother: "...alone....and on a weekend?"

Me: "...."

Brother: "...."

Me: "....wanna watch?"

Brother: "Popcorn?"

Me: "Sure." geplaatst een jaar geleden

Say goodbye Caroline geplaatst een jaar geleden

Illuminati of triangle? geplaatst een jaar geleden

I made a club for staplers. Would anyone like to kom bij my stapler lover army? geplaatst een jaar geleden

Had to get my dogs to slikken flea medicine today. One of them managed to spit it out into the trash can XD geplaatst een jaar geleden

My neighbors are playing obnoxiously loud music. I can hear it even if I close all the windows and doors of my house. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I am the leader of the COOKIE REBELLION! FREE COOKIES!!! geplaatst een jaar geleden

Cupcake! geplaatst een jaar geleden

Got my die-hard medal YaY! geplaatst een jaar geleden

Wanna make a contract? geplaatst een jaar geleden

Got to watch Howl's Moving kasteel twice today.

Today was a good day. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Omfg my mom zei she would accept me for me (kinda like the story underneath me) and when I told her im bi sexual she judged me ;-; geplaatst een jaar geleden

My dad when I was 14: Just be yourself! People will accept u for who u are, and if they don't, piss on 'em!

My dad now: You're not the sweet little girl I know anymore. You've changed so much, and it's obviously in an attempt to fit in. u need to knock it off!

Me: No, what's funny is I've always been like this, but I didn't toon my true colors around u because I thought you'd judge even when u zei u wouldn't. Thanks for proving me right. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Dang I swear my dogs shed their weight in hair each day!! geplaatst een jaar geleden

Escort missions can be totally annoying if u have to escort a character who will purposely get into trouble and scream for u to save them. :I geplaatst een jaar geleden

Got my dedicated! geplaatst een jaar geleden

Do vis dream? geplaatst een jaar geleden

BEST THING IN EXISTENCE

link geplaatst een jaar geleden

am I the only person who compares them self to like literally EVERYONE and think they look fine heck I would love to be someone else but when I look at myself it seems everyone is better then me ;-; geplaatst een jaar geleden

mannetjeseend, drake the type of nigga to cry over spilled milk.

mannetjeseend, drake is also the type of nigga to refuse to use hand sanitizer because he'd feel guilty about killing germs.

One meer thing...

mannetjeseend, drake is the type of nigga to carry a napkin in his pocket to catch his teardrops after Wayne fucks his bitch.

mannetjeseend, drake is a soft ezel nigga...we get it. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I just got a new puppy a few says ago!! His name is Champ....short foooooorrrrr CHAMPION!!! geplaatst een jaar geleden

Okay, So why was Sally the eekhoorn lesbian? Because she didn't like nuts :D! (Guys I worked hard on this shit. Cut me some slack) geplaatst een jaar geleden

Last night I had a dream that was a combination of Hannibal (the TV show), Grimm (likewise) and Harry Potter, and also it had talking animals. o_O
It was actually pretty cool. geplaatst een jaar geleden

my dog is snoring! geplaatst een jaar geleden

~~~EID MUBARIK~~~ to all the muslims here
may u have an awesome dag geplaatst een jaar geleden

Die Potato! geplaatst een jaar geleden

"If being half was crime,you'd be charged as guilty." geplaatst een jaar geleden

Heyyyyyyyyyy
People(s)
Not to looong ago
I got back
From a fashion show
Are team didn't win
but I think we did
AWESOME!! ^-^
Idk why I am telling
U guys this
just bored I guess lol. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I hate waking in a rom with n awesome idea but when I enter the room I forget so people just looking at u like 'wtf' geplaatst een jaar geleden

I'm everything u know
u wonder friend of foe
I'm the burning in your
throat when u slikken geplaatst een jaar geleden

Have u any idea why a raven is like a writing desk? geplaatst een jaar geleden

Bat's not a real superhero,he enters places through doors when fighting crime! geplaatst een jaar geleden

Is it bad I don't like probably about 70 percent of people on the internet ? (not just on this site but in general) and I don't know them personally..... geplaatst een jaar geleden

"If u are what u eat, I could be u door morning." geplaatst een jaar geleden

Who even is the founder of this club geplaatst een jaar geleden

Brother: "What's the worst joke you've ever heard?"

Me: "You."

Brother: "..." geplaatst een jaar geleden

In less than five minutes, we'll reach the optimal altitude for raket deployment. Uroboros will be released into the atmosphere, ensuring complete global masturbation. geplaatst een jaar geleden

omfg i wrote a whole artikel on raging butt sex and emailed it to a random chick XD geplaatst een jaar geleden

heyo got a 100 fans:) geplaatst een jaar geleden

So i went to the appel, apple store to buy the newest ipad but i farted and everyone got pissed.Not my fault appel, apple dosen´t have windows. geplaatst een jaar geleden

WAFFLES! geplaatst een jaar geleden

"Misery goes great with pie!" geplaatst een jaar geleden

"I'd drown him with my soaker gun
Glue him to a chair
Stick a dead skunk in his pocket
I'd knock him off his feet with a Judo sweep-
Blast him into space on a rocket!
I'd send him to his doom-
If a monster came in my room!" geplaatst een jaar geleden

GET TO WORK teef geplaatst een jaar geleden

Boop bwoop bloop geplaatst een jaar geleden

HURRAY FOR SQUID PORN geplaatst een jaar geleden

Mcdonalds employee: "How may I help you?"

Me: "I'd like 30 MCchickens please."

Everyone: O_O geplaatst een jaar geleden

BENCHES! geplaatst een jaar geleden

I have a cut on my arm and I don't know where it came from! ;A; geplaatst een jaar geleden

Two Cigarettes in an ashtray
My love and I in a small cafe
Then a stranger came along
And everything went wrong
Now there's Three Cigarettes in the ashtray

I watched her take him from me
And his love, is no longer my own
Now they are gone
And I sit alone
And watch one cigarette burn away. geplaatst een jaar geleden

A girl with a broken heart, call her mannetjeseend, drake geplaatst een jaar geleden

That moment when u lose your phone...

WTF!!!! Where did I put it!!!!

2 days later u find it and u realized it was in the same spot u left it. geplaatst een jaar geleden

"RAGGLE FRAGGLE!" geplaatst een jaar geleden

Apparently it's bad of me to want to pour salt on a slug, but it's okay for my mom to want to exterminate an entire ant colony to turn their home pagina into a chandelier. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Ah, u think the hotdog is your ally. You've merely adapted the the hotdog. I was born in it, molded door it. I didn't see the Mustard until I was a man and door then it was only tasty! geplaatst een jaar geleden

Come on, shoot faster,
Just a little bit of energy!
I wanna try something fun right now,
I guess some people call it anarchy!

Let's blow this city to ashes,
And see what Pow-Pow thinks.
It's such pathetic neatness,
But not for long 'cause it'll get jinxed! geplaatst een jaar geleden

We're a bunch of strangers sitting in front of a random screen.

Wait,I'm laying down... geplaatst een jaar geleden

I think that a lot of people shouldn't judge others door how they look,dress and speak. They also shouldn't judge them for their race and/or sexual orientation. Also,what they like of dislike. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Never make fun of someone, just because they like something u don't.
Believe it ir not, people have feelings.
And, what kind of cruel human being, should actually feel the need to strip someone of their happiness?
No one.
Don't do that shit. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I write here geplaatst een jaar geleden

Faninig geplaatst een jaar geleden

Hello? geplaatst een jaar geleden

No geplaatst een jaar geleden

Is it alive geplaatst een jaar geleden

Random uithangbord geplaatst een jaar geleden

So geplaatst een jaar geleden

Captain Planet! He's our hero! Gonna take pollution down to zero! geplaatst een jaar geleden

And when the dag is through
I think of only you
I sit alone and dream
And think of things we didn't do
Now I am all alone-
And as the teardrops start
I feel the fingerprints that u left on my heart. geplaatst een jaar geleden

gurl stops meking out n asks boi to get poptartz he dus.
hol, den gurl teks deep breff. hol, den gurl sais “bf i am pregnent will u stay ma bf” n he seys “no”.
gurl iz hertbrokn. </////3
gurl criez n runz awaii from boi wiffout eatin poptart n she has low blood suga so she fols.
boi runs ova 2 her.
she ded.</33333333
boi crie “i sed i no b ur bf…cus i wona b ur husband!”
he screems n frows poptart @ wol…a bootiful diomond ring wus insyd.
***LIK DIS IF U CRY EVRYTIM*** geplaatst een jaar geleden

The less we know, the better we feel. geplaatst een jaar geleden

When my favoriete tv toon character dies first, I am sad. volgende I'm angry. After that I get depressed. And sometimes I just give up on the show. geplaatst een jaar geleden

It's official: I know how to be Sherlock Holmes! link
Now all I need is an only friend and an enemy. Who wants to be my friend and who wants to be my worst enemy? geplaatst een jaar geleden

On youtube people keep saying I got nice feet ....if anyone else says that I swear to fucking god im gonna fuck them up geplaatst een jaar geleden

to my 108 fans i love u all! geplaatst een jaar geleden

I was watching this tv toon called the monsters inside me and I found out that there is a flesh eating parasite that enters the body through uncooked of underdone fish. Then I was like "I am never eating sushi again" geplaatst een jaar geleden

You thought u might be a ghost, u didn't get to heaven but u made it close.~ geplaatst een jaar geleden

she moves like she don't care
smooth as silk, cool as air ~ geplaatst een jaar geleden

People what about food chain?..... Pass the uithangbord chain

pizza geplaatst een jaar geleden

Ok, I have a question. So, volgende Friday at school we're doing flashback Friday. Where we have back into the past. I'm gonna be a hippy in the 70s xD anyway, I'm afraid that when I come to school, I'll be the only one dressed up. So, should I still dress up??? Idk, plz help...? geplaatst een jaar geleden

That day,mankind remember the horror of being....turned into cheetos!
Everybody eat now! geplaatst een jaar geleden

My brother was...a toddler..and a brat. And one dag he comes home pagina laaazier than usual. Mommy gets the appel, apple sap to feed him. He doesnt want that. Not. One. Bit. SO..me watching, he spills the sap on her, screaming while he does it. He turns to me, and he says "Wheres my Cheerios?" He comes at me with the cup. "Wheres my Cheerios?" Sticks a bowl in my hands, aaaaand.... "Wheres my Cheerios?" geplaatst een jaar geleden

A gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode, she sed “bbz will u luv me 4evr” he zei “NO..”“ da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine 2 kruis da rode. she gut hit door da car, boy was cryin and went to pic up her body. she was ded. he whispered 2 her corpse “I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever…” (dat mean he luv her meer hol, den 4evr) xxx~ LIK DIS IF U CRAI EVERTIM geplaatst een jaar geleden

"The Boulder feels conflicted about fighting a young,blind girl." geplaatst een jaar geleden

Hi!! there nice to meet u *everyone* geplaatst een jaar geleden

Hello! First of all I just wanna adverteer a new club which is "darkshipping" (Yami Bakura/Yami Yugi). Don't ask why, it's probably just a phase... geplaatst een jaar geleden

Secondly, does anyone watch YGOTAS and Glee? I'm thinking of writing a crossover because my "list of fanfiction ideas" is getting too overcrowded and I'm really confused and in need of advice. Has anyone written a fanfic before? 'Cause the paragraphs in fanfiction are a lot different to ones in books... Yes I really don't know what I'm saying.
I don't know why but need help! Panic! geplaatst een jaar geleden

my friend is making fun of me cause I have a new found lander/ French Canadian accent geplaatst een jaar geleden

The Decepticons shall be turned into the Pit, and all the transformers that forget Primus.
Optimus is the only way to salvation.
But as for the Constructicons, the Combaticons, the Insecticons, as for the Stunticons, Predacons and Terrorcons, and all Seekers, their lot shall be in the acid lake, which is inside Unicron.
In flaming plasma takinng vengeance on them that not know Primus, and obey not the orders of Optimus Prime. geplaatst een jaar geleden

YESSSSS
volgende maand IS MY 3rd jaar ANNIVERSARY WITH FANPOP!!!!!
NNDICISNXJSNZJWN geplaatst een jaar geleden

If u hade two glasses of water would it be di di hydrogen monoxide, then with three it would be tri di hydrogen monoxide and increasing up into quad di hydrogen mionoxide? geplaatst een jaar geleden

How can u end my affliction
If you’re the sickness and I’m the cure? geplaatst een jaar geleden

u got the touch.......YOU GOT THE POWER geplaatst een jaar geleden

in canada for thanksgiving we don't have turkey, we have moose. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I wanna talk to someone DX geplaatst een jaar geleden

I am SO bored geplaatst een jaar geleden

Did anybody get a glitch this morning?For about an uur Fanpop was set out different and I couldn't work out how to use.It was dead weird. geplaatst een jaar geleden