Me: "Why are there no snacks?"

Mother: "You ate 3 whole boxes of Pop-Tarts...."

Me: "Next time get 4." geplaatst een jaar geleden

I know that Mary get these all the time ,but this one is for real.My sister and myself have been fans from the beginning of her career and she has a burning desire to meet her.Well she now has cancer,had 3 tumors removed from her brain and future operations to come.It would be life altering if she could meet her idol...........Mary J Bilge.....could someone pass this along....It could mean a few meer days...charlessmith49@yahoo.com geplaatst een jaar geleden

this teef deserves to rot in hell forever!
K, a guy at school today told me & our class that this cock-sucking asshole name randy fucking buzzel stuffs a poor cat into a paper bag then beats it to death!!!!! volgende he put it in a cop car...
the guy *his name's matt* zei that if he was there, he would kill that dick. making sure nothing's left of him.
to beat an animal to death...WHO WOULD DO THAT???!!!
we were all pissed & disgusted. randy was & always will be a sick, FUCKED UP freak! geplaatst een jaar geleden

To take the best decisions. Observe and understand everything before action. geplaatst een jaar geleden

lol my icoon geplaatst een jaar geleden

this teef deserves to rot in hell forever!
K, a guy at school today told me & our class that this cock-sucking asshole name randy fucking buzzel stuffs a poor cat into a paper bag then beats it to death!!!!! volgende he put it in a cop car...
the guy *his name's matt* zei that if he was there, he would kill that dick. making sure nothing's left of him.
to beat an animal to death...WHO WOULD DO THAT???!!!
we were all pissed & disgusted. randy was & always will be a sick, FUCKED UP freak! geplaatst een jaar geleden

To take the best decisions. Observe and understand everything before action. geplaatst een jaar geleden

lol my icoon geplaatst een jaar geleden

What is a super fan , i haven't been on fanpop for ages and i noticed there is a super fan and I have never seen it before geplaatst een jaar geleden

Brother: *Sees tv on.* "Oh u were watching tv, huh?"

Me: "No, I watched a scary movie and needed a night light."

Brother: "...."

Me: "....What?" geplaatst een jaar geleden

be my fan geplaatst een jaar geleden

Hey, You should care about this if u support Idle no more, are Canadian, love the environment/animals of are First Nation/Native American. Those surveys that are going around in Canada about the pipelines are rigged! #1 to Agree, #2 Do not agree, and #3 Undecided....I pushed #2 and the voice zei u took too long to respond and the same message came back and I repeated the same thing...again it stated, u took too long to respond, this happened two meer times and they hung up on me. geplaatst een jaar geleden

hallo im new :) geplaatst een jaar geleden

*does 15 minuten of homework*
*rewards self with 8 hours of aimless useless internet surfing* geplaatst een jaar geleden

I am deeply alarmed as I have just been informed that I may (probably) be lactose intolerant. This is so deeply alarming because I live on a steady diet of macaroni and cheese, pizza, and sandwiches also featuring cheese. I'm startled. geplaatst een jaar geleden

The first dag of spring break and its snowing. o_o geplaatst een jaar geleden

breyer a paint to going im geplaatst een jaar geleden

I hate when I answer a vraag and as soon I give a good paragraph long answer (sometimes I'll put a good picture) it is deleted/reported. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Getting perfect attendance it worth it if I get something free like the Nook I just got today. o v o *Wonders how to u turn it on and stuff* geplaatst een jaar geleden

Plue. I don't even know my reasons for joining this club, plue. Plue. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Anyone known how to make great beef tacos?? I've been craving some the entire week! geplaatst een jaar geleden

wow misha collins wow geplaatst een jaar geleden

Life. Doing screwed up shit to make screwed up shit happen. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Can someone help me hatch my shinx egg on pokefarm -

This is the link - [img]link

If that doesn't work please try - link]http://pokefarm.org/_ext/PDuNxFu~0DZ~][img]http://pokefarm.org/_ext/IDuNxFu~0DZ~6DuO2GZDc[/img][/url][/url]

Thanks in advance! geplaatst een jaar geleden

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) geplaatst een jaar geleden

My computer thinks I need to sign up for a Christian dating website. I don't even religion. Make it stop. geplaatst een jaar geleden

╔══════════════ ೋღ ♥ ღೋ ══════════════╗
♥ If u have amazing COOL vrienden put this on their uithangbord :-D♥
╚══════════════ ೋღ ♥ ღೋ ══════════════╝ geplaatst een jaar geleden

Watched Harry Potter and Deathly Hallows Parts 1 & 2, cried my eyes out. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Oi my friend, now u won't have to look me up. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Paint your smile on your lips geplaatst een jaar geleden

On the same day, I get my 400 fan and the Glee spot gets 40 000 fans! WOO geplaatst een jaar geleden

Don't start! Un-believing! Hold on to that feeling, yeaahh (of confusion .__.) geplaatst een jaar geleden

read rhymes with lead, but read doesn't rhyme with lead. BUT read rhymes with lead. geplaatst een jaar geleden

STUF normal! Randomness ROCKS!!! PONIES POOP BUTTERFLIES!!!!!!! geplaatst een jaar geleden

"You don't need to make 100 friends, just make real vrienden that u care about 100 times as much. Even if u only have one, so long as they're a friend u really care about" geplaatst een jaar geleden

Gaymanstyel geplaatst een jaar geleden

Swag geplaatst een jaar geleden

The banner need to be changed look at it it brung bad luck no woner this club fails geplaatst een jaar geleden

Write som on wal geplaatst een jaar geleden

Anyone else here speak a weird language? I mean, language that only u yourself knows and other people don't know what it means. I do! My post below.. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Xjdjaojcdq qhdoxua uxhskal cyajcllxaifoc isucjsm guvjsodm! geplaatst een jaar geleden

omg i thought it was satrday geplaatst een jaar geleden

I'm Not Smart But I'm Know What Are u Guys Doing Everyday

BREATH geplaatst een jaar geleden

hi geplaatst een jaar geleden

So I've been listening to Aqua a lot recently, (because why the hell not) I listened to all their songs when I was a kid, BUT NOW I LISTEN TO THEM AND REALIZE HOW FREAKIN' DIRTY AND DISTURBING THE SONGS ACTUALLY ARE. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I was supposed to go to school today and then have spring break.. but, I got up too late for the bus, then it started snowing.. so my mom refused to drive so I got to stay home... with the popcorn my mom bought yesterday.. with my anime episodes at the ready. YES. BEST dag EVER. I LOVE u THURSDAY. (It's weird because I usually have bad luck on Thursdays somehow.) >.> -Rant end.- geplaatst een jaar geleden

At 25 December That's Going To Be A Great Day!

Because The School Is Closed geplaatst een jaar geleden

My mothers logic.

Accidents happen...

....but only a maximum of three times before it transforms into a diabolical plot to piss her off. geplaatst een jaar geleden

"I sting like a vlinder and stempel, punch like a flea."- Si Robertson. geplaatst een jaar geleden

it's spring time but i'm still drinking hot chocolate. mmmmmmm hot chocolate <3 geplaatst een jaar geleden

I seriously don't understand why people hate on Nickelback. It's an extremely talented and meaningful band, so why would anyone hate on it like it's a useless band singing about drugs, abuse and whores like today's muziek on radio? muziek like tNickleback needs to come back instead of what's playing currently. :) Green Day, Nickelback, everybody on that boat, if u know what I mean geplaatst een jaar geleden

It's the first dag of Spring...and it's SNOWING?! ;A; geplaatst een jaar geleden

i put up a picture of one of my pictures not even asking for "someones" opinion, and i get bashed for it...

just another dag in the random club.

OOPS! I mean

Just another dag of being Sybil's victim

Who will it be next? geplaatst een jaar geleden

I lost 7 pounds in 7 days and I feel *sings* FABULOUS geplaatst een jaar geleden

I answer a vraag and give them positive criticism, and I get bashed for saying it's good.

Just another dag on the random club. geplaatst een jaar geleden

we had P.E yesterday and we did long jump. my legs hurt so much that i cant walk up the stairs! also i have 5 really long hw for tomorrow. I'M DOOMED geplaatst een jaar geleden

I just started playing Bioshock.
My aantal keer bekeken on it?

Best. game. EVER.

I need to go buy it since I'm just borrowing it from a friend.
BUT OMG THAT GAME IS SO AWESOME.
I highly recommend Bioshock if u haven't played it. :'D geplaatst een jaar geleden

((I'm gonna have to start posting again because it's been too long.))

Heehee, I'll be back in a little while guys!
One of my vrienden lended me Bioshock 1 & 2, so I'm gonna be playing it for a while.

I'm so excited! I finally get to play Bioshock! 8'D geplaatst een jaar geleden

im a pessimistic person i see the glass half empty even if its full geplaatst een jaar geleden

hehe, thats what she said....... geplaatst een jaar geleden

tell me if this club is boring ?? geplaatst een jaar geleden

wtf face book Block me for a dag on a loki page its fuckig call rloo play geplaatst een jaar geleden

I can't liiiiiive in a fairytale of liiiiies! geplaatst een jaar geleden

Can someone tell me how random works geplaatst een jaar geleden

I wish my school would shrink. A lot. It takes me quite a bit to reach my classes. I'm never late though,now try getting to your class that is in the other side of the school while u are limping. Somebody take my freaking knee out! I can't believe I tripped over my own feet and fell on the concrete sidewalk. Gosh Egypt,you are so smart for doing that and for wearing those long pants that have never made u fall before but u tripped on your own feet. Really? I feel idiotic. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I´M WALKING ON SUNSHINE WOOOH geplaatst een jaar geleden

So far this week sucks. I have the flu and spent all last weekend, yesterday, and today in bed freezing, then getting warm, throwing off my blankets, sleeping for about one of two hours, then waking up freezing, and then hudling under my blankets again. I have a fever, headache, and get dizzy when i stand up. The only thing i've drank is ginger ale and water. The only thing i've had to eat are saltine crackers. The point is i am sick and i hate it. geplaatst een jaar geleden

i wonder if ur house cat can tell ur really sad/heartbroken... geplaatst een jaar geleden

hallo Don't Take Some Motherfool! geplaatst een jaar geleden

I want to name my volgende animal Fajita. Mostly because it makes me hungry. geplaatst een jaar geleden

How many people here accounts' got hacked?! geplaatst een jaar geleden

The Community intro song is STUCK IN MY HEAD. geplaatst een jaar geleden

augusta: "ur a bigger fool than i ever imagined!"
zack: "what???" *herp derp face*
augusta: "ur a bigger fool than i ever imagined!" geplaatst een jaar geleden

Is there anyone here who would like to have a s relationship with chocolate besides me? geplaatst een jaar geleden

hallo beautiful people! can u guys please follow me on Instagram? Will rtf (: smilesunshine626 geplaatst een jaar geleden

Am I the only girl around here...

Who doesn`t act like a complete b*tch on her period? geplaatst een jaar geleden

Walking,walking.. "go away" says someone in front.. "what?" I ask.. He says "you really need to stop stalking me.." .......... "Wtf, this is f****ing school,we are in a f***ing line! So i am not f***ing stalking you!"

But he was stalking the girl in front of him.... .3. geplaatst een jaar geleden

In League of Legends I went 17/0/12 in pvp. Legendary the WHOLE game. My record for most kills and assists with a perfect "no death" game. ^^ As u can imagine I am supremely proud of myself and I did with one of my favoriete champs Akali. geplaatst een jaar geleden

*Goes on the Action and Adventure section of Netflix.*

*Sees Dora The Explorer*

"I'm out." geplaatst een jaar geleden

painis weakness leaving the body geplaatst een jaar geleden

u Know What?

anime Is From Japan geplaatst een jaar geleden

i had an awesome & fun time last night after going out with a bunch of mah vrienden at a dance.
we PPPPPAAAARRRRTTTIIIIEEEDDDDD!!!!!!!!
like sticks. =) geplaatst een jaar geleden

Interviewer: "... you've been consistent in all your work as a great songwriter and you're somebody who actually gives a shit about what you're doing."

Gowan: "I do give a shit and I'm glad that we can say that in this interview!"

<3 geplaatst een jaar geleden

Happy Saint Patrick's Day!!! :D geplaatst een jaar geleden

Society rewards the stupid geplaatst een jaar geleden

"Wherever they burn books, they will in the end, burn human beings as well."
This was zei door a German poet, but his name has slipped my mind... He zei this 100 years before Hitler's reign. How true.... <3 geplaatst een jaar geleden

Got a thirst for killin geplaatst een jaar geleden

"Whatever doesn't kill u makes u stronger."
Childhood version: "Whatever doesn't brake a body part makes u cry." geplaatst een jaar geleden

"I believe that if life gives u lemons, u should make lemonade

...And try to find somebody whose life has gegeven them vodka, and have a party!" geplaatst een jaar geleden

Everyone says they want a fairytale wedding, but when I turn up and curse their firstborn suddenly I'm a jerk. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I hope Im not the only one who does stuff on this club occasionally but wont kom bij because it has way too many updates XD geplaatst een jaar geleden

I really wonder how I'm gonna survive the volgende 96 days of this semester geplaatst een jaar geleden

How I read books.

Step 1: Read first book.

Step 2: Read all available boeken in series.

Step 3: Whine and complain about how long it is taking for the volgende book to come out.

Step 4: Refuse to read final book because that would mean it is over. geplaatst een jaar geleden

have u ever thought whats iis like after u die? what if there is no afterlife? geplaatst een jaar geleden

It's the Time of the Season...when love runs high
In this time, give it to me easy...and let me try with pleasured hands
To take u in the sun to promised lands...to toon u every one
It's the time of the season for loving........... geplaatst een jaar geleden

"PAIN spills and flows from the wound in my torn chest in the dark
And dissolves the thoughts that connect overlapped moments
Having a nightmare in a fever that I can't wake from, I can't hear your final voice
Don't cry, if I embraced u to the point that u seem to break, you'd tremble, Oh...
toon me that you'll softly touch my raised palms; Never... Until the end" geplaatst een jaar geleden

Please kom bij my Dubstep club

link geplaatst een jaar geleden

u remind me of the babe what babe? babe of the power what power? power of voodoo who do? u do do what? remind me of the babe geplaatst een jaar geleden

Boo, I'm new c: geplaatst een jaar geleden

like my club Alex Jean and i will post anything about my self u want me to geplaatst een jaar geleden