WTF :D

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My family is buying a seconde house and my mother suggested that I should relocate to the seconde house when we buy it because I have no vrienden and would not be affected no matter where I lived.

She didn't say it exactly like that, but that's pretty much what she zei XD geplaatst een jaar geleden

Ęÿûíōåßłżčñ•₩§»…¿¡` random(: geplaatst een jaar geleden

I'm new geplaatst een jaar geleden

fanpop u old fuck why can't i uploaden afbeeldingen geplaatst een jaar geleden

u must be whats left geplaatst een jaar geleden

shine bright like a doitsu geplaatst een jaar geleden

yes. geplaatst een jaar geleden

(Me and my vrienden at lunch...)
Friend 1: "How do u pronounce gif" like jff or--"
Friend 2: "Dude Jiff is the best pinda boter ever!"
Boyfriend of Friend 2: "Nuh uh, Skippy is!"
Friend 1: "No, Jiff is!"
Boyfriend: "Skippy!"
Friend 1 & 2: "JIFF!"
Boyfriend: "Skippy gawdemmit!"
Friend 1 & 2: "Jiff!"
Me: "NUTELLA."
(*everyone applauds me*) geplaatst een jaar geleden

Why can't people learn that two is company but three is a crowd. I can't believe that people invite themselves along and then try to change the plans that were made before they were invited!! geplaatst een jaar geleden

Ya know I find it funny how easy it takes for a person to stop following u on tumblr. It's like one strike and you're out with them yet sometimes they don't even bother to ask for requests of anything that may benefit them in following someone. geplaatst een jaar geleden

So... If he pauses his videogame from time to time to chat with me... It's a good sign, right? Right????? geplaatst een jaar geleden

HAY!!! geplaatst een jaar geleden

link wtf um oh ok ????? geplaatst een jaar geleden

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Guys, I just had the most horrible nightmare... :'(

Grand Theft Auto V was out. I bought it for 60 euros, and played it at once.
I started up the game, but as it turned out... It was just an HD-port of GTA: San andreas...

I need some sincere comforting. It was the most horrible dream ever... geplaatst een jaar geleden

˝So they say, they say in Heaven there's no husbands and wives. And on the dag that I toon up, they'll be completely out of their forgiveness supplies.

And I cant use the telephone to tell u that I'm dead and gone, so u won't know.

u won't know.˝ geplaatst een jaar geleden

Me: "Ow....cold sore."

Mother: "Stop drinking Coca Cola then. You're having an allergic reaction."

Me: "I can't. It's....It's so goooood."

Mother: "Don't be a baby! If u keep doing it, it'll get worse and worse and could possibly be dangerous."

Me: *Reaching for Coca Cola.* "If I die. I die with my thirst quenched."

Mother: *Throws out Coke.*

Me: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" geplaatst een jaar geleden

Go To www.fanpop.com/login Then Click Your inbox geplaatst een jaar geleden

I've seen a lot of ceilings in my time... I rate this one... a 3, 3.5. geplaatst een jaar geleden

School Is A House For MOTHERFUCKERS!
MOTHER Means THE Fucking Teachers
FUCKERS Means THOSE Fucking Teachers Always Fuck Up To Student geplaatst een jaar geleden

THE POWER WITHIN geplaatst een jaar geleden

I now have 69 complimenten ;) geplaatst een jaar geleden

I rather enjoy random things..... geplaatst een jaar geleden

Hum dee dum dee dum dEEEEEEEEEEE dum geplaatst een jaar geleden

IM FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE geplaatst een jaar geleden

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.......................Because geplaatst een jaar geleden

anime people eating geroosterd brood, toast meer like throw away your earphones geplaatst een jaar geleden

When I'm Robbing A Diamond With My vrienden At 11:08 PM

Me: Find It! Find It! It's Here Somewhere!
My Friend 1: Urgh... I'm Looking! Give Me A Break!
My Friend 2: It's Too DARK! Can't See A Thing!
Me: YES! That's The Thing Called NIGHT! Keep Looking!!
My Friend 1: Wait... I Think Aha! I Found IT!
Me: Finally! Let's Get Out Of Here! Quickly!

Then Someone Crash To The Window

Me: !! What The!!?? Head For The Hiiiillllssss!!!!!! geplaatst een jaar geleden

sorry for the lateness! (i'm almost always on DeviantArt)

and happy new year, y'all!!!

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-live while i'm young- geplaatst een jaar geleden

Every time I read a stupid post I always think of how amazing it would be if Fanpop were to add a dislike button ._. geplaatst een jaar geleden

dislikng/not enjoying yaoi/yuri =/= homophobic geplaatst een jaar geleden

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kom bij the BellDom club, please? :3. It'd mean a lot to me c:. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I noticed something. ALOT of female anime fans hate Shonen anime characters. (Hinata Hyuga,Nami,Sakura,Ichigo Kurosaki,etc) and alot of them unfairly criticize the anime of bash characters ignorantly. Yet the anime wasn't even geared towards girls in the first place. Girls and guys can watch any type of anime but honestly don't u think it's funny when alot of dudes hate shoujo and alot of girls hate shonen yet some of them watch it and complain unfairly about it? geplaatst een jaar geleden

HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! geplaatst een jaar geleden

Doesn't it irritate u when people put their usernames as keywords!?

Ugh I just hate it. -.-
It just doesn't seem right it's stupid in my opinion. geplaatst een jaar geleden

My worst fear has become a reality.

I've become allergic to Coca Cola.

On a slightly related note, my seconde worst fear is being face to face with a Japanese spin Crab. *Shiver* geplaatst een jaar geleden

Yeah, I got a question. Does Barry Manilow know that u raid his wardrobe. geplaatst een jaar geleden

*Listens to sad music*
.....
*Makes sad picture to go with it*

*Listens to painful music*
.....
*Reads painful fanfic to go with it*

*Listens to angry music*
.....
*Grumpy for the rest of the day*

This is 100% me. geplaatst een jaar geleden

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Happy New Year, guys!!!!!<333 geplaatst een jaar geleden

one dag i'll have a magical new years midnight i hope geplaatst een jaar geleden

akemashite omedetou, losers geplaatst een jaar geleden

Happy New Years!~ geplaatst een jaar geleden

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HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! :D

BONNE ANNÉE!!! :D

FELIZ ANO NUEVO!!! :D

AKEMASHITE OMEDETÔ GOZAIMASU!!! :D geplaatst een jaar geleden

Happy new jaar guys. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Me and my family were having New Years Eve dinner.
My sister asks me, "Here do u want to verplaats over to the other table?" She moves the short tafel, tabel I'm sitting at and one of the sides suddenly collapses and everything falls to the ground and about 5 china plates break.
We're all trying to clean it up while laughing and suddenly our friend visiting from Australia walks in, he just walks door and is all like, "Strange Americans..." XD geplaatst een jaar geleden

YES tatsudoshi add me on psn geplaatst een jaar geleden

My mother and my brother have pretty much the same driving ability.

My mother because she can't see the road.
My brother because he ignores it completely.

(P.S Do not stempel, punch stone walls. Your hand will lose. I learned that the hard way.) geplaatst een jaar geleden

I wonder....

Cop: "Where were u between the hours of 6 and 7?"

Me: "I was at home."

Cop: "Can anyone bevestig that?"

Me: "you can. I just told u about it."

Cop: "This guy can't have done it. He's a total moron." geplaatst een jaar geleden

My sister has a horrible case of food poisoning >.< I'm so glad i didn't feel like eating yesterday of else i probably would be miserable like her right now o.o geplaatst een jaar geleden

tomorrow (new years) is another dag just like any other day. It won't even feel like the jaar changed. It's nothing special just another dag leading us closer to the end of our life :P geplaatst een jaar geleden

Happy new jaar all u drunk and complete strangers geplaatst een jaar geleden

Happy new jaar veryone geplaatst een jaar geleden

Crawling in my skin
These wounds, they will not heal
Fear is how I fall
Confusing what is real

There's something inside me that pulls beneath the surface,
Consuming/Confusing,
This lack of self control I fear is never ending,
Controlling/ I can't seem

To find myself again, my walls are closing in
I've felt this way before,
So insecure

Crawling in my skin
These wounds, they will not heal
Fear is how I fall
Confusing what is real

Linkin Park - Crawling geplaatst een jaar geleden

@^_^@ geplaatst een jaar geleden

if u are pro-anorexia and encourage people to BE anorexic youre stupid and everyone else hates u goodbye geplaatst een jaar geleden

Hello, Randomers. ^-^ I haven't been online in a while due to Christmas vacation and now a New Years Vacation. >.<

But while I finally got online, I just came to say Happy New Years to u all. ^-^ geplaatst een jaar geleden

please keep voting to decide!
link geplaatst een jaar geleden

Sexting! It's how phones are born! geplaatst een jaar geleden

randomness is awesome ;) geplaatst een jaar geleden

Find light in the beautiful sea
I choose to be happy
u and I, u and I
We’re like diamonds in the sky

I knew that we’d become one right away
Oh, right away
At first sight I left the energy of sun rays
I saw the life inside your eyes

So shine bright, tonight u and I
We’re beautiful like diamonds in the sky
Eye to eye, so alive
We’re beautiful like diamonds in the sky geplaatst een jaar geleden

If I could, then I would
I'll go wherever u will go!
Way up high, of down low
I'll go w herever u will go! geplaatst een jaar geleden

When I Meet Slender Man

Me: hallo Slender Man!
Slender Man: Yeah?
Me: Do u Have Wife?
Slender Man: Hahaha!! HELL!! YES!
Me: Your Wife Name Must Be Slender Girl Right?
Slender Man: Yes That's Right How Did u Know
Me: u Have A Child Called Slender Boy And Slender Sister!
Slender Man: That's Right! How Did u Know?!
Me: I'm Spying u All The Time
Slender Man: LOL geplaatst een jaar geleden

Wanna travel into the future?

No problem! All you'll need is a plane ticket to Japan.... geplaatst een jaar geleden

same here dude geplaatst een jaar geleden

That man is about as innocent as Hugh Hefner. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Smoking..... Drinking.... Drugs geplaatst een jaar geleden

I'm Batman!!! geplaatst een jaar geleden

omfg 10 hours man!

link

yay~

It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you~~~~~~~~
There's nothing that a hundred men of meer could ever do.....~~~~~~~~ geplaatst een jaar geleden

This ain't nothin' but a Summer Jam
Bronze skin and cinnamon tans, whoa-o-oh!
This ain't nothin' but a Summer Jam!
We're gonna party as much as we can! geplaatst een jaar geleden

Scooter! Back in the house! Yeah....
Get off your shirts, and wait for further instructions!
Starting the microphone business, I've got ONE message for the volgende decade:
MOVE... YOUR... ASS! geplaatst een jaar geleden

mom: honey take a break u look exhausted
me: mom please just one meer hour....

12 hours later what the fuck what dag is it? geplaatst een jaar geleden

who else has a sensitive brand alarm? MY EARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! geplaatst een jaar geleden

I am your leader. (If u are a fan of strat fire) "NOW I HAVE MAGICAL POWERS I CAN KILL MYSELF of ANNYONE WHO HAS HERD OF BOWSER FROM MARIO!" 5 hours later.... What the F*** was i thinki....WTF I DO HAVE F***ING SUPER POWERS THAT are quite magical...WTF?! geplaatst een jaar geleden

POKES are FUN. FACEBOOK YAY!!!! geplaatst een jaar geleden

finn wat r u doing finn STAHP geplaatst een jaar geleden

My dad and my sister went to a concert, and pretty much everyone exept them was drunk. Even the band. The singer kept yelling at the audience "YOU'RE ALL MY BEST FRIEND!" And my dad's friend was trying to breakdance (while drunk) and he got in a fight with another drunk breakdancer. It was a fun night. geplaatst een jaar geleden

google zoek gravity falls illuminati geplaatst een jaar geleden

stop kony geplaatst een jaar geleden

ya know whats a good way to end the year? tell ur friend on the last time ur going to see them,
'Bye! Wont talk to u until volgende year!' XD geplaatst een jaar geleden

I can schommel, swing my sword, sword sword, my diamond sword sword
u cannot afford ford for my diamond sword sword XD geplaatst een jaar geleden

My new laptop is a blessing and a curse. I was on it till 7:30 this morning! And I can't stand going to bed in broad daylight! geplaatst een jaar geleden

We ordered a pizza and had been waiting for 30 minutes. The guy called and asked for directions. We gave him directions and hung up. He called three times after that because he couldn't find our house. Then we called the pizza place and they told us that the delivery guy told them that he couldn't get ahold of us. Ten minuten later, Im down at the road and I see him coming. He zooms past our house going 60 and delivers our food.Then chases his car down the straat cuz he forgot to put it in park. geplaatst een jaar geleden

♪ ♫ Makin' pannekoeken, pannenkoeken makin' spek pancakes
take some spek and i put it in a pancake
spek pancakes, that's what it's gonna make
spek pancakess!

spek pancakes, makin' spek pancakes
take some spek and i put it in a pancake
spek pancakes, that's what it's gonna make
baaconn paancakess! ♪ ♫ geplaatst een jaar geleden

★˛˚˛*˛°.˛*.˛°˛.*★˚˛*˛°.˛*.˛°˛.*★Merry*★* 。*˛.
˛°_██_*.。*./ ♥ \ .˛* .˛。.˛.*.★* Christmas*★ 。*
˛. (´• ̮•)*.。*/♫.♫\*˛.* ˛_Π_____.♥Everyone ♥ ˛* ˛*
.°( . • . ) ˛°./• '♫ ' •\.˛*./______/~＼*. ˛*.。˛* ˛.*。
*(...'•'.. ) *˛╬╬╬╬╬˛°.｜田田 ｜門｜╬╬╬╬╬*˚ .˛ ... geplaatst een jaar geleden

*sigh in content* I have done the deed...I am at peace, now... geplaatst een jaar geleden

Okay everyone, I'm officially back from my "dad's" place, but since I came back yesterday, I've been very depressed... It's just getting worse every time I go over there...
u can read the full journal I wrote on my DA.
link geplaatst een jaar geleden

y'know, nothing can piss u off meer when u type out a long response to a vraag only to find the vraag has been removed geplaatst een jaar geleden

How do people bold and underline words on here?? geplaatst een jaar geleden

UNICORNS! geplaatst een jaar geleden

Apparently my humor is sad...

5 jaar old cousin: "this isn't boter silly."

Me: "It's not butter?! I can't believe it!" geplaatst een jaar geleden

Gah, I hope spring'll come around soon.

All this snow and cold coldness is driving me up the friggin' wall. =~= geplaatst een jaar geleden

When returning from a long trip of vacation.

Everyone else: *Happily chatting about all the fun they had.*

Me: *Dying on the floor, hand stretched towards my bedroom.* "Must.....get to.....computer.....need.....anime...." *Flat-line sound*

*Twenty minuten later.*

*Heart suddenly starts beating again and I reach towards bedroom again.* "Heaven....sucks....no anime.....there...." geplaatst een jaar geleden

Jack and Jill went up the heuvel to have a little fun, but stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son. :P geplaatst een jaar geleden

Winter is so depressing for me... geplaatst een jaar geleden

Everybody's smoking and no one's getting high
Everybody's flying and never touch the sky geplaatst een jaar geleden

Late Merry Christmas Randomness . geplaatst een jaar geleden

Taylor snel, swift coping Lana Del straal, ray

Thats going to be embarrasing to watch... geplaatst een jaar geleden

We had to take our cat to the Humane Society today. I'm reminiscing. I remember back when I got that cat. It was still feral, and trying to kill us if we dared to get within 10 meters of it.

ah, good times. geplaatst een jaar geleden