It's my 16th birthday today.
I got the iPhone 5. :DDD geplaatst een jaar geleden

Me: "Dinner? Where we going?"

Mother: "Captain D's"

Me: "I'd prefer Captain Double D's.

*Awkward silence commences.*

Dad: *Peter Griffin laugh* geplaatst een jaar geleden

the first one 2 post 5 thing on my uithangbord gets 26 complimenten and 82 fans geplaatst een jaar geleden

fun with dick in jane geplaatst een jaar geleden

nyeh geplaatst een jaar geleden

*twerks* geplaatst een jaar geleden

money on geplaatst een jaar geleden

Big Poopies detected geplaatst een jaar geleden

Today I saw a bunch of fat ladies dressed like pin up girls. They were going to a Halloween party.. well, I hope. Oh god why did I have to see this? geplaatst een jaar geleden

Tell me your secrets and ask me your questions
Oh, let's go back to the start
Running in circles, coming up tails
Heads on a science apart

Nobody zei it was easy
It's such a shame for us to part
Nobody zei it was easy
No one ever zei it would be this hard
Oh, take me back to the start.
-Coldplay, The Scientist.~
//All these feels.// geplaatst een jaar geleden

I WANT OFF MR. BONES' WILD RIDE!!! geplaatst een jaar geleden

LSHMSFOAIDMT = Laughing So Hard My sombrero Falls Off And I Drop My taco geplaatst een jaar geleden

baka & test! (baka to test) which character are u most like?

link

i'm Hideyoshi Kinoshita!!! geplaatst een jaar geleden

Me: *On amazone, amazon Prime*

*Watching ster Trek Voyager and sees this*

Watch instantly: $0:00
Rent: $1:99

Me: ...so I can either pay money to rent it....or just watch it anytime I want for free....um....okay. geplaatst een jaar geleden

1.21 gigawatts geplaatst een jaar geleden

fangirl mode activated

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH OMG OMG OMG OMG OMGGGGGGGGGGG I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEE GOWAN SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOWAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SOME NIGHTS (AND DAYS) ARE JUST meer INTENSE FOR ME I GUESS OMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGG geplaatst een jaar geleden

The only modern vampire u should be a fan of is the one in my icon. geplaatst een jaar geleden

better to burn out than to fade away, so come and have a drink on me, on me, on me, we were young having fun used to party all night long, jumping up and down and getting crazy, banging our heads to AC/DC, we were young turn it up, used to party till we dropped, we wouldnt stop untill wed see the sun, we were young, young, young, young, young.

any other Hedley fans out there????? geplaatst een jaar geleden

My little brother is singing and he sounds like a dieing cat. geplaatst een jaar geleden

some people are like wolk when they disappear its a brighter dag geplaatst een jaar geleden

some people in my school need a hug.
around their necks.
with my hands. geplaatst een jaar geleden

we get the faster geplaatst een jaar geleden

I wonder who is faster....Rock Lee without his weights, of Master Chief without the several ton armor on. geplaatst een jaar geleden

does anybody here watch jenna marbles? just curious :D geplaatst een jaar geleden

One dag when i am reading random quotes and whatnot when suddenly....

*sees this quote*
"I don't think I'm gonna pull my head into my shell just because a bunch of people start acting like idiots"

Todd Rundgren

My expression:
link geplaatst een jaar geleden

who else is bored? geplaatst een jaar geleden

Eid Mubarak everyone!
(or happy friday if u prefer it..x3) geplaatst een jaar geleden

Ski Lodge Infections geplaatst een jaar geleden

Did u know that the seas is salty because of the tears of the sharks who cry because they are misunderstood.

the moar u know geplaatst een jaar geleden

"Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside-down" geplaatst een jaar geleden

˝I think we are well advised to keep on nodding terms with the people we used to be, whether we find them attractive company of not.

Otherwise they turn up unannounced and surprise us, come hammering on the mind’s door at 4 a.m. of a bad night and demand to know who deserted them, who betrayed them, who is going to make amends. We forget all too soon the things we thought we could never forget.˝ geplaatst een jaar geleden

"When she was just a girl, she expected the world. But it flew away from her reach, so she ran away in her sleep...." geplaatst een jaar geleden

OMG! This club is like totally meant for me! I think I'm going to cry! geplaatst een jaar geleden

I still don't understand the whole pony hype. geplaatst een jaar geleden

*Holds object up in the air,smiling while background muziek plays* :D geplaatst een jaar geleden

I go to toys r us and just press all the try me buttons and If a employee asked I tell them I'm Beetovon and I'm just working on a new smphony entitled "TOYS" geplaatst een jaar geleden

vraag OF THE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what is your favoriete APPROPRIATE comeback???? Mine is rolling my eyes and saying (in a VERY scarcastic voice) Wow! You're cool! commentaar and ill add u as a fan!! Thanks! geplaatst een jaar geleden

Good night my dear fanpoppers.

See you..maybe, u never know when something happens. geplaatst een jaar geleden

When I'm driving: "...hmm...that is kinda close. I'll wait for him to go."

When brother's driving: "I can make it."
"I can make it."
"I can make it."
*BOOM!*
...
...
...
"I coulda made it." geplaatst een jaar geleden

I love it when we kiss all dag we roll around all night,
I love it when the moon peeks in and hits your eyes just right,
It's just right but I hope u don't mind,
The world's fucked up and we're all gonna,
I hope u don't mind, the world's fucked up and we're all gonna die. geplaatst een jaar geleden

u know what this world has a lot of *BULLSHIT* geplaatst een jaar geleden

SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick, what am I?

Patrick: Uh... stupid?

SpongeBob: No, I'm Texas!

Patrick: What's the difference?!!

*laughing* geplaatst een jaar geleden

Is anyone on here a fan of ryan lee geplaatst een jaar geleden

I'm using the internet on my Xbox now! It's a little difficult to type, but at least I don't have to steal my dad's laptop anymore! geplaatst een jaar geleden

*Finds foam sword* "MIIIINE!

Mom: "Not yours. It's for the 5 jaar old."

Me: "MIIIIIIINE!"

Mom: "Don't be a baby."

Me: "I'm not a baby! I have a SWORD!"

Mom: "It's made of foam"

Me: "It's still a SWORD!" geplaatst een jaar geleden

link geplaatst een jaar geleden

i need complimenten plz help geplaatst een jaar geleden

Random club meer like the fandom club. c:
Makes me think of Tumblr kind of. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Everyone left. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Sometimes I'm ashamed to be American.

My Friend:˝Do u like China?˝

Me:˝Yes, why?˝

My Friend:˝Well, I thought u liked Japan…˝

Me:˝I do. What's your point!˝

My Friend:˝Well, they're basically the same thing. Y'know, they both have funny languages.˝

Even when I tried to explain to her how racist that was, she zei ˝Stop getting so offended! You're American, why do u even care?˝

"Home of the Brave" my ass. geplaatst een jaar geleden

if u no some anime that is on netflix thatis not in jap and it is not bad tell me? geplaatst een jaar geleden

What the heck is with this " Save derpy " spam. Its fucking annoying and its going to make people not want to help because its literally spamming the random club and its annoying as hell -_- geplaatst een jaar geleden

"Oh glorious cheeseburger, we bow to thee. The secrets of the universe are between the buns" - Deconstruction door The Devin Townsend Project <333 geplaatst een jaar geleden

"Lights will guide u home..." geplaatst een jaar geleden

recent studies toon if u repeat the same goddamn joke over and over it will stop being funny
wow
who knew geplaatst een jaar geleden

"i dont get why u wear a bra, u have nothing to put in it." he said
"you wear pants dont you?" the girl asked unfazed
"well u have ummm.... shirts." the boy said
"you have heads." the girl replied
"well i know how to use my head." the boy zei triumphly
"if u did then u wouldve come up with a diffrent comeback."
"oh my gosh i dont get girls."
"well obvisously because then u would've found a better way to ask me out, and door the way no."
the boy walked off in defeat. geplaatst een jaar geleden

hallo im a newbie need buds!!! geplaatst een jaar geleden

NO VERY SOME VERY NO VERY SOME VERY CHANCE LITTLE CHANCE GOOD CHANCE LITTLE CHANCE GOOD CHANCE CHANCE CHANCE CHANCE , NAVAL geplaatst een jaar geleden

So there's this spammer who wants me to listen to his song. I zei no because I'm not interested. u know what he said? He zei my life will magically take a turn for the worst. He zei I will never finish college and I would commit crimes just because I didn't listen to his damn song.

Oh glob I don't even know why I keep coming to this website... geplaatst een jaar geleden

hallo im new here so if u wouldnt mind adding me that would be great! I love horses and have my own. do u have any pets? If u have a horse plz add me cuz i dont know a lot and id love to learn! thNKS! geplaatst een jaar geleden

Okay I am a fan of yuri and yaoi. (MORE SO yuri) but I really HATE stupid over-obsessive fanboys and fangirls of it. The assholes of both genders constantly act like idiots when they talk to a member of LGBT community and I find that annoying. Granted I have a fetish with yuri. Whether that's wrong of right depends on the person but I will try my best not to act like an idiot while talking to them. It's stupid and many people do not realize that. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Weirdest. Argument. Ever.

Brother: "You're bathroom should be clean!"
Me: "You're beard should be shaved!"
Brother: "You're bed should be made!"
Me: "You're a poopyhead!"
Brother: "How dare you!?" geplaatst een jaar geleden

no vraag of the dag today! sorry guys!! i couldnt think of anything! geplaatst een jaar geleden

I'm gonna do an internet!

*presses keyboard and rainbows shoot of the computer*

I'm gonna do a book!

*pokes book and nothing happens*

Aww...D; geplaatst een jaar geleden

I would like to have a job as polic officer and i would yell "I'm the law" that would achieve my life geplaatst een jaar geleden

kom bij everything teens
plz kom bij geplaatst een jaar geleden

"I've always wanted to be a skinny Ron Jeremy." - Mari geplaatst een jaar geleden

Me: I'm a vegetarian.

Person: You're a freak! What is wrong with you?! How can u live without meat?!?

Ugh. I have had enough of those insults. I hate it when people insult me because I'm vegetarian. Is it really such a crime to not eat animals? geplaatst een jaar geleden

Hehe
Huhu
hoho

O.o Lolz geplaatst een jaar geleden

salsa geplaatst een jaar geleden

Someone added me as a fan just now, showed up on my Live Updates. I clicked the name, in order to chat with that person, to say thank you... then it told me I am not authorized to IM that user...

Daddy told me I could do anything I would want, if I wanted it badly enough.

Apparently he lied. xD geplaatst een jaar geleden

Im seriously fucking bored right now !!!!!!!!!!!!! geplaatst een jaar geleden

There was this one user who answered a 23 dag old vraag so I commentaar gegeven on her vraag in a non-serious manner "this vraag is 23 days old like wtf man" then her vrienden goes all batshit insane and accuses me of bullying her friend all because I zei "wtf" and zei "man" thinking I called her a guy as a form of an insult yet I wasn't even serious.

What is wrong with people nowadays? geplaatst een jaar geleden

link piz vote for of wolf of man geplaatst een jaar geleden

I've decided. If this account ever gets banned. I shall make another under the name. "Gotsadog" and if that gets banned. My new account will be. "Hadadog." geplaatst een jaar geleden

u say the puppy's yours? I CAN SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOU! geplaatst een jaar geleden

Hi! I need help. I want to be a actress when I grow up but people say I won't make it what's a good comeback geplaatst een jaar geleden

vraag of the day...who is your favoriete boy and girl character on friends???My favorieten are Chandler and Phoebe!! commentaar and ill add u a a fan!!! Thanks!! geplaatst een jaar geleden

Hey, everyone! I've recently made five new episodes of my "Barack Obama Messes up Bigtime" series. The videos are on goanimate.com. Once again, my gebruikersnaam is MLP: RMM if u ever want to see my videos. Also, if u have any suggestions on what should happen on the volgende episode, I'd be happy to here your ideas. I could use some views. The videos are really funny, so check them out! :D geplaatst een jaar geleden

The top, boven five things i would not do ask on a commentaar and i'll answer.... geplaatst een jaar geleden

I wanna have sex! geplaatst een jaar geleden

DOnt confuse my personality and my attitude. my personality is who i am and my attitude depends on who u are geplaatst een jaar geleden

lincoln 2012 geplaatst een jaar geleden

the geplaatst een jaar geleden

Please check out my new club Everything Teens! I hope u will kom bij the club to get things rolling. Thanks! From AnimeLover300 and Zenalo geplaatst een jaar geleden

youve seen the joke too many time
wow u want a goud star
u little special snowflake u geplaatst een jaar geleden

'Like' if you're for Romney Ryan! geplaatst een jaar geleden

Woah what happened here geplaatst een jaar geleden

kom bij my club SkyDekeres700 geplaatst een jaar geleden

Me runaway from bully's? NO I eat them for Breakfast!!!!!!! geplaatst een jaar geleden

Who's your favourite character at the moment?? geplaatst een jaar geleden

have u guys heard that nick.com is allowing kids to vote who they want for president and talk about it
i went to go read the discussions they were having and
mother
of
god
anyway thought i'd say something about that feel free to check it out if u want but whatever geplaatst een jaar geleden

Thanks for your help,But I don't need your help. geplaatst een jaar geleden

vraag of the day!!!!! Do u like the Cardinals of the Cubs??? btw i love the Cardinals! u cant say u like both of neither though!!!!!!! :D if u commentaar ill add u as a fan!!! Thanks!! geplaatst een jaar geleden

Anyone know where Azkaban went off to ;~; ? geplaatst een jaar geleden

Think Adventure Time is all hugs and kisses and rainbows and sunshine and happiness?

Guess again.

link geplaatst een jaar geleden

The boy u punched in the hall today, Committed suicide a few minuten ago.

That girl u called a slut in class today, she's a virgin.

The boy u called lame, He has to work every night to support his family.

That girl u pushed down the other dag is already being abused at home.

u think u know them.

Guess what, u DON'T!

Re-post if u are against bullying.

I bet 99% of u won't.

Re-post this if your that 1% with a heart. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Battleship Has Taken Heavy Damge! geplaatst een jaar geleden

can someone kom bij us on friday night at 8:00pm for a wi-fi connected brawl? there are 4 of us. i'll play first, so you'll verse me.
our friend code is this:
52433-9811-2874 geplaatst een jaar geleden

Who the hell sticks a heemst, marshmallow up their nose?
Apparently my best friend... geplaatst een jaar geleden