That moment in life when u think about all the stuff u wanna buy and u can't buy it at the time, and then when the dag u can go shopping comes u have no idea on what to buy. This frustrates me ಠ_ಠ geplaatst een jaar geleden

So today in class we were using hot glue guns and I burned my finger really bad. After class they zei I could go to the nurse. I went down to the office and this lady said,
"Oh we don't have a nurse would u like some ice?"
"Yes please."
She leaves the room and comes back, "We don't have any ice, sorry," She opens the door volgende to me. "Have a nice day!"

Me in my mind, "WTF kind of school is this!"

And now my finger still burns.... geplaatst een jaar geleden

I sleep when I'm tired, I feed when I'm hungry, I kill when I am ever in the mood -Lara Bloodmouth geplaatst een jaar geleden

Mom- *washing dishes*
Me- *has dirty spoon, put it on top, boven of dish pile in sink*
Mom-*freaks* THAT'S MY CLEAN DISHES!!! WEREN'T u WATCHING ME??!!!
Me- (WTF, brain?)
Mom- DO IT IT AGAIN And I'LL slaan, smack YOU!!!
Me-(Not the Maka chop!!!) SORRY!!!!
Mom-Your fate shall be worse then death! *glowers*
Me-(Worse than Lord Death? of Death the Kid? This isn't symmetrical!!!!) *retreats to laptop* geplaatst een jaar geleden

euh somebody here geplaatst een jaar geleden

Some completly epic person put a piece of paper on the uithangbord in the hall that zei 'The chamber of secrets has been opened'. My faith in humanity has been restored. geplaatst een jaar geleden

MUFFINS. 9_6 geplaatst een jaar geleden

What color is a mirror.
Give your answer below in a comment.
I honestly don't know, I just wanna see what u guys think. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I like socks.
Socks are good. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I got kidnapped door Slendermen today (apparently Slenderman has clones) but they just kidnapped me because they wanted to hang out. C: geplaatst een jaar geleden

Ya can't spell Slaughter without Laughter! oh and we could use meer people.... link geplaatst een jaar geleden

"And at that moment i swear we were infinite."
I LOVE this quote geplaatst een jaar geleden

Reaching, for something in the distance
So close u can almost taste it.....
Feel the rain on your your skin,
No one else can feel it for you,
No one else,
No one else can speak the words on your lips.....
Life your life with eyes wide open
Today is
Where your book begins,
And the rest is still unwritten <3 geplaatst een jaar geleden

˝Why do u smile like u have told a secret?
Now you're telling lies, cause you're the one to keep it,
but no one keeps a secret.
No one keeps a secret.
Why when we do our darkest deeds do we tell?
They burn and our brains become a living hell,
cause everybody tells...

...Everybody tells.˝ geplaatst een jaar geleden

I have a feeling our generation will be the weirdest grandparents ever. geplaatst een jaar geleden

well i didn't meet Keith, BUTTT i still had a great time. geplaatst een jaar geleden

-Gives everyone free ice cream- ^.^ geplaatst een jaar geleden

lol im so random XDDD do u like waffles!!! geplaatst een jaar geleden

A boy once asked his mom where baby's come from on iMessage. The mother replied:👩+👨=💑+💏+👗+👠+👕+👖+👙+👉👌+👉👌+👉👌+👉💦👌+👶=👪

Who else gets it? geplaatst een jaar geleden

The Hobbit comes out on my birthday....

....best fucking birthday present ever~ ♥ geplaatst een jaar geleden

Let's start a Riot teef XD geplaatst een jaar geleden

Here's the massacre.
A mausoleum fit for me.
Lived a hundred years....
A hundred years I didn't see...
Gave all my hope away....
Is there any left for me? geplaatst een jaar geleden

You're only there until u aren't. geplaatst een jaar geleden

There's a picture of a guy that looks EXACTLY like the Doctor in my Algebra 1 textbook.
Win. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Johnny and Marissa sitting in a tree,
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First comes love,
Then comes marriage,
Then comes an abrupt tragic miscarriage!
Then comes blame,
Then comes despair,
Two hearts broken beyond repair.
Johnny leaves Marissa and takes the tree,
D-I-V-O-R-C-E

link geplaatst een jaar geleden

"Help! These aren't my legs!!!!"
Hehehe.... Run! Run! A purple rumbling stofzuiger, hoover flyer is after u geplaatst een jaar geleden

I seriously think I need to make an artikel saying that "100 things X does of Y does" are opinions and not facts. Everyone seem to think everything is set in stone. If u are an anime fan u can't like western media of if u like sports u can't like anything that's not sports. of a tomboy has this one way of thinking and nothing else. Alot of people don't understand everyone is different and won't react of interact with the same things in the same way at the same time. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Take your dual fork

Fuck yourself twice geplaatst een jaar geleden

Guy 1: Let's play "I spy".
Guy 2: OK.
Guy 1: I spy something annoying.
Guy 2: Um, my penis?
Guy 1: No, Justin Bieber.
Guy 2: WTF?! JB is not that annoying! geplaatst een jaar geleden

Pretending to care about a teachers personal life just to waste time in class. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I think my mind is telling me something.

All last night. I had a continuous dream of me eating tuna vis and nothing else. Just belegd broodje, sandwich after belegd broodje, sandwich after sandwich. geplaatst een jaar geleden

KEITH IS 15 minuten AWAY FROM ME geplaatst een jaar geleden

Me: *over text message* hallo what r u bringing home pagina to eat?
My aunt: Sonic
Me: *in my head* She's bringing me a speedy blue hedgehog to eat? O_O

XD thought it was funny to share this geplaatst een jaar geleden

˝Subtle racism
It's hard to pin it, cause you'd only understand if u were me for just a minute.
This one kid zei something that was really bad,
He zei I wasn't really black because I had a dad.
I think that's kinda sad, mostly cause a lot of black kids think they should agree with that.˝ geplaatst een jaar geleden

"omgg modern warfare 4 lyfeee<3 lolz wait how do u even do this? oh no i think i just died lol cutee. omgg im soo sexy cuz i play video games that boyzz lyke loll im like the kewlest gurl evarr"

Can I just say that anyone who types/talks that way shouldn't talk with me? The seconde someone does that. I will flip off the handle with them. And especially if they talk that way about things I like?

link geplaatst een jaar geleden

poop geplaatst een jaar geleden

"Make my wish come true, let darkness slip aside
Hiding all our hope, mocking what we treasure
Battles we can win, if we believe our souls
Hang in for the light, till dawn
Fate will not leave you, hate will not heal you
Pray and one day, peace shall flow everywhere~" geplaatst een jaar geleden

Are we humans... of are we dancers? geplaatst een jaar geleden

"And I don't want the world to see me, 'cause I don't think that they'll understand....When everything's made to be broken, I just want u to know who I am..." ♪♫ geplaatst een jaar geleden

A Good Museum Is A Museum Who Gives u A Skeleton Of Dinosaurs geplaatst een jaar geleden

Here's the massacre.
A mausoleum fit for me.
Lived a hundred years....
A hundred years I didn't see...
Gave all my hope away....
Is there any left for me? geplaatst een jaar geleden

I wish I was famous for singing :3 geplaatst een jaar geleden

it's NOT a hipster pic, it's a picture of RAIN because the poem on it is 1 i wrote called IT DOES RAIN u IDIOTS! geplaatst een jaar geleden

Random lady I don't know called me on the phone and started talking to me in Italian. I understood everything she zei and replied to her in French. And so we talked...

Win. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I am busy, still so bored. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Big vis little vis card board box ! ت geplaatst een jaar geleden

iPhone Battery: 100%
Me: :DDDD
*1 minuut later*
iPhone battery: 99%
Me: The feelings gone... geplaatst een jaar geleden

ت geplaatst een jaar geleden

Stretching.

Oh....ohh.....ohhh........ohhh yaaaaaaaoooooowwww!!! IT HURTS!!!!! geplaatst een jaar geleden

It's my birthday today! Hope everyone has a nice day. ^^ geplaatst een jaar geleden

the banner is bloody awesome :D geplaatst een jaar geleden

how badass are we? Think about it! Every single night, we go to bed's, make ourselves comfortable, and say...

"Fuck u consciousness. I'm going to sleep."

....

....

Brain: "Think again sucker." geplaatst een jaar geleden

How to tell if u are too addicted to soda.

Red, White, and Blue.

Now if u thought of a Pepsi, I have some bad news for you. geplaatst een jaar geleden

So I just came back from seeing Twlight Breaking Dawn part 2, that movie is epic. It's so good it's up there with Harry Potter, I think everyone here should go see it, even if your NOT a fan. I wasn't a fan of Twlight until right now. I watched the other films of Twlight for the hell of it the other day. Those films didn't really get me into Twlight until I seen Breaking Dawn part 2. Wooo! I'm a now a Twlight Fan, a very late one. xD geplaatst een jaar geleden

3 meer days. geplaatst een jaar geleden

My little sisters won't stop trying to use my mum's old saxaphone. Oh my freaking gosh, WHY DO THEY LIKE THAT FREAKING SAXAPHONE SO MUCH?! GUUUUUUHHH!! geplaatst een jaar geleden

Why am I naming random indie games? :P geplaatst een jaar geleden

Cave Story geplaatst een jaar geleden

LIMBO geplaatst een jaar geleden

kasteel Crashers geplaatst een jaar geleden

Dear Esther geplaatst een jaar geleden

Super Meat Boy geplaatst een jaar geleden

Why am I naming random indie games? geplaatst een jaar geleden

The World of Goo geplaatst een jaar geleden

Minecraft geplaatst een jaar geleden

Hotline Miami geplaatst een jaar geleden

Terraria geplaatst een jaar geleden

Fez geplaatst een jaar geleden

The Binding of Isaac geplaatst een jaar geleden

My neighbour called the cops because I had Metallica on too loud.

They arrested him. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Sometimes, it is necessary. My neighbors were playing some horrible muziek that was almost loud enough to shake our house. We fought brand with fire. We played DBZ, Bleach, and FMA muziek as loud as we possibly could. We prevailed and proceeded to play this...

link geplaatst een jaar geleden

People,
I'm really sorry about that kwis vraag I submitted. It was just supposed to be a joke! I'm sorry if it caused u any inconvenience!
~Blondie geplaatst een jaar geleden

There are those times I just want to go back to the past and kick the ezel of my younger self for all the stupid things I've done when I was younger. geplaatst een jaar geleden

"Being good is good." ~Lee Everett 2012 geplaatst een jaar geleden

They say that your father was a great u must be what's left need to stop hating on gays let'em teach u how to dress geplaatst een jaar geleden

I've got a jar of dirt!
I've got a jar of dirt!
I've got a jar of dirt!
and guess what's inside it! geplaatst een jaar geleden

I don't think anyone will care but I got my dedicated metal for this club! :D

.....Yeah no one probably cares.... geplaatst een jaar geleden

I was chilling in my room, all alone, of so I thought. I suddenly felt strange and looked over to see my cat staring at me with this weird smile-like expression.

"Stop looking at me like that.......smug bastard...." geplaatst een jaar geleden

No matter what u say
What u do
What u say isn't true
I'm not taking orders from u geplaatst een jaar geleden

"We can change the whole world,
Gonna take it over,
Gonna start it over,

Don't u we can be a new beginning,
Fighting till we're winning,
Tell me that you're in,
And don't u want to be

A superhero,
Superhero,
Superhero?"

Simon Curtis - Superhero geplaatst een jaar geleden

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone! :) geplaatst een jaar geleden

Who wants to eat my wiener? geplaatst een jaar geleden

I just made a new club called Miabear1998 and Ya'll are free to kom bij if u want to know me better. Thanx. geplaatst een jaar geleden

for anyone that's interested...Rise of the Guardians, deserves meer fan's than what it's got

link geplaatst een jaar geleden

HEY, GUYS!!!!! HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!<333 geplaatst een jaar geleden

Happy Thanksgiving everybody!!

Well unless you're Canadian, then Happy Late Thanksgiving! geplaatst een jaar geleden

!!!!! Happy Thanksgiving Everyone !!!!! geplaatst een jaar geleden

yeralayer geplaatst een jaar geleden

Me: *Searches Bart and Jaime pictures on Google* There has GOT to be some good bromance pictures here....*Search results toon up* HOLY CRAP THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEAAAANNNTTT!! NO SHIPITY-SHIP-SHIP!!*Exits window*
(Shipity-ship-ship? XD) geplaatst een jaar geleden

Puff the magic dragon, lived door the sea~ geplaatst een jaar geleden

The Most Awkward Moment Of My Life Is When I Was On School geplaatst een jaar geleden

Got back from thanksgiving dinner.

Mashed potatoes.
Mac and cheese.
Green boon casserole.
Some red stuff they "claimed" was veenbes, cranberry sauce.
Stuffing.
meer stuffing
pompoen pie
Turkey
Ham
jus (Duh)
pompoen bread
Chocolate pie
LARGE tub of cool whip (That came after the dinner. ALL MINE!)
Oh, and some other pies that I didn't like....

And now, I'm sitting here, 90 lbs heavier, drinking soda. Nearly perfect day, except I had to interact with people...... geplaatst een jaar geleden

That awkward moment when someone misunderstands the word "Bromance"..... geplaatst een jaar geleden

link

put beccyieblade as who refered u geplaatst een jaar geleden

I will grab u door the neck, throw u on the ground, hold u down with needles, and SPIT IN YOUR NOSE! geplaatst een jaar geleden

yee-haw! accordint to my friend, this week has officially been declared Random week! so everyone go wild with your Random postings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! geplaatst een jaar geleden

My little cousin is worrying me. I mean,he called me and my friend dumb for not liking gangnam style,then he zei that we have opinions,and that in his opinion is that it is the best. If we both have different opinions,then why the hell did u call us dumb!? ._. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Every Thanksgiving.

Me: "Ugh....man, I'm just not that hungry...." *Eats 1 helping.*

*Pies come.*

Me: *Takes a whole one and runs.* geplaatst een jaar geleden

The Only One Way To Become Gay Is Think Gay And u Must Love It geplaatst een jaar geleden

IF u WANNA BE MY LOVER
u GOTTA GET WITH MY FRIENDS
MAKE IT LAST FOREVER
FRIENDSHIP NEVER EEENNNNNNNDSSSS
IF u WANNA BE MY LOVER
u HAVE GOT TO GIVE
TAKING IS TOO EASY
BUT THAT'S THE WAY IT ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
OOHHHHHHHHHHH geplaatst een jaar geleden