My cousin does not get knock knock jokes...

Her: "Knock knock!"
Me: "Who's there?"
Her: "I am."
Me: "...." geplaatst een jaar geleden

Let me tell u a story about a porcupines balls! THEIR SMALL AND THEY DON'T GIVE A SHIT! geplaatst een jaar geleden

I'm new to Fanpop. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I'll take a potato chip...AND EAT IT! ._.
I'll take this answer...AND ERASE IT!
I'll take this test...AND WRITE IT! o_o
I'll take this world...AND CHANGE IT!
I'll take a song...AND SING IT! O_O
I'll take this pancake...AND FRY IT!
I'll take this post....AND POST IT! @_@ geplaatst een jaar geleden

On this profiel and my new one I have a dedicated medal for random...it's a sign. :D geplaatst een jaar geleden

No longer will I wish... No longer will I want... From now on... I will. geplaatst een jaar geleden

She's Emo?
you'd cut to if you've gone through what she has
She's Anorexic?
you'd be too if u were called fat everyday
She's a whore?
she made one mistake and it cost her her reputation
She's Loud?
she's invisible at home pagina and wants to be heard
She's a Geek?
she just wants to go far to help her poverty ridden family
She's ugly?
tell me, whats the definition of beauty?
u don't know their story?
don't Judge <3 geplaatst een jaar geleden

Check it out, guys. I just invented my own version of 'Simon Says.' It's called 'Lelouch vi Britannia Commands.'
Just rolls right off the tongue, doesn't it? geplaatst een jaar geleden

“It's not because I want to make out with her.”
“Hold on.” He grabbed a pencil and scrawled excitedly at the paper as if he'd just made a mathematical breakthrough and then looked back up at me. “I just did some calculations, and I've been able to determine that you're full of shit.”
I'm currently reading this book. Looking for Alaska, a.k.a. obviously a better love story than Twilight. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Be sure to check out my "Barak Obama Messes up Bigtime" video series on goanimate.com! My gebruikersnaam is MLP: RMM. I only have two episodes so far, but I'll make meer really soon. Hope u find it hilarious! :D geplaatst een jaar geleden

link geplaatst een jaar geleden

And methodically knocking people's hats off--then,I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Overtime? What the heck is that?! geplaatst een jaar geleden

I'm officially ticked off. My brothers, being the complete assholes that they are, decided to change my desktop background to the scariest spin pic that they could find. Me, being an arachnophobic, promptly screamed like a little sissy. My mother got worried and ran into my room to find me splashing my computer screen with Holy Water saying. "Die demon!!! begone u shadow fiend from the deepest reaches of hell!!!!" geplaatst een jaar geleden

Mind blowing question: Do u like waffles?
WOW!! What?? Total mind fuck, dude! That really made me think!
Nice. geplaatst een jaar geleden

heyyy all ... would i get a hi back ? geplaatst een jaar geleden

link geplaatst een jaar geleden

Bob Saget geplaatst een jaar geleden

Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll look down and whisper...... "nope.avi" geplaatst een jaar geleden

Oh my God, I found back my ZZ top, boven albums... Be back in a week, guys. geplaatst een jaar geleden

A ‘blessing’ is a herd of unicorns. :33 geplaatst een jaar geleden

regenboog Monkeys geplaatst een jaar geleden

I´m going to Disney on Ice tomorrow!!!!! I feel like a child :P. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Seriously why is that people get all pumped up when they think someones likes them? I mean jeez. I think someone likes me and I like someone as well but I don't fucking blow a gasket of freak out to the point where it is insane. Even if they are in love do u really need to be so overly dramatic about it? This has always irked me to no end. This is also the reason why I fucking hate soap operas. >.> geplaatst een jaar geleden

Michael Jackson had a meeting in one of the Twin Towers on the morning of 9/11. But he missed it, because he overslept. geplaatst een jaar geleden

The greatest recorded number of children one mother gave birth to was 69 geplaatst een jaar geleden

I found a picture of Keith Harkin in drag, my life is complete. geplaatst een jaar geleden

if ui could meet any one before u die who would it be geplaatst een jaar geleden

If u want to sleep faster decorate your bedroom as a classroom. geplaatst een jaar geleden

So my boss ask me to avondeten, diner with her, and then when we had are dinner. She zei I'm fired for late due paper work that so forgot! Then that was not the best part, she wanted to be with me. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Hello, My Name is Taylor May Brown. I Have a Developing Fanpage. Those who support undiscovered musicians, particularly Singers, please fan me. Club Name is Mazu Sakura, which is my stage name. feel free to ask me any question.
Thanks,
Taylor geplaatst een jaar geleden

regenboog nerds :P geplaatst een jaar geleden

WOO! I have answered 100 correct Random questions! geplaatst een jaar geleden

could u ppls add my cousin? link geplaatst een jaar geleden

Y’all need to hide yo' kids, hide yo' wife and hide yo' husband geplaatst een jaar geleden

Spooky,spooky skeletons,send shivers down your spine.. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Onee meer maand until I'll be in the same room with Keith Harkin.

Then you'll hear about it non-stop x) geplaatst een jaar geleden

That moment,when somebody posts in the background information that,he/she doesn't want u to answer,and u answer anyway. geplaatst een jaar geleden

ello geplaatst een jaar geleden

the meer posts i see that say "THE LETTER U DOESN'T CARE ABOUT *insert something here*" the meer i realize how done i really am with most of the users here
no offense geplaatst een jaar geleden

I need to stop typing "Sigh" So much, because now I'm actually starting to say "Sigh" instead of actually sighing ._. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Rainbows and Ponies.Rainbows and Ponies.Rainbows and Ponies. Rainbows and Ponies.
Rainbows and Ponies. Rainbows and Ponies. Rainbows and Ponies. Rainbows and Ponies. Rainbows and Ponies. Rainbows and Ponies. Rainbows and Ponies. Rainbows and Ponies. Rainbows and Ponies. Chocolate. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Okay, why is Fanpop going on a banning spree? First they ban me, and now the ban Beast. Who's next? geplaatst een jaar geleden

Alot of people eat sunflower seeds with out the shell. but I eat em all its a waste time to pull the seeds out anyway geplaatst een jaar geleden

Skinny = anorexic. Thick = obese. Virgin = too good. Non-virgin = slut. Friendly = fake. Quiet = rude. This is our society. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Hooollyyyy shit earthquaaaaake!

Just ran outside in my pjs xD geplaatst een jaar geleden

What is this deal with Pitch Perfect?! It's annoying, I can't believe Fanpop bribed fans to kom bij the club for the cap. Curious, how many of u guys joined the club just to get the cap? xD geplaatst een jaar geleden

hallo can u guys try to answer my vraag i need help (the vraag about my friend) geplaatst een jaar geleden

So I decided to give it a try to MLP:FiM and I just watched the first 3 episodes and i gotta say..they are adorable! geplaatst een jaar geleden

That akward moment When
u know the amount of shoes
A member of Mindless Behavior (Princeton)
Has in their closer..........Wanna know the answer.....? It's 54....! e.o I'm a stalker FORREAL! geplaatst een jaar geleden

handsome chuckle geplaatst een jaar geleden

I decided to come back to Random. geplaatst een jaar geleden

im back u frickers geplaatst een jaar geleden

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH A BUNNEH IS PISSING ON MY BEBROOM WINDOW AND THE PEE IS BLUE O_O AHHH NOOOOOOOOOO IT HAS A GUN RUN teef RUN geplaatst een jaar geleden

I saw a bishop today. That guy was an impostor, he never moved diagonally even once. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I'm watching Batman: The Animated Series and I can't help but wonder....how can they not notice that chin? It's bigger than my Prius! geplaatst een jaar geleden

I have pompoen pie and I don't even like pie.

e_e stupid Canadian Thanksgiving.

Although, the whipped cream is an upside, hehehehehehehhe geplaatst een jaar geleden

PETA
PETA what are u doing
PETA
STaPh
For those of u who don't know, here go look at it:
link geplaatst een jaar geleden

Sebastian, make me pie. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Pie............. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Whenever I hear about an extremely unfortunate event, I feel terrible about the other person, the even worse part is that I don't know what they feel like since my unfortunate events aren't nearly as unfortunate. It almost makes me WANT to have something utterly terrible happen to me just so I can feel the same pain that they felt. So that I can be wise with my own mistakes and misadventures. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Dear drive-thru employee that commentaren on other food in my car,Congrats for being the biggest tool ever. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Yeah i'm bored
BUT......While i'm here HAPPY BIRTHDAY to me :) xD i'm so old....... geplaatst een jaar geleden

They killed the dog......they killed the damn dog....they killed him with an ax... O_O geplaatst een jaar geleden

Everyone, check out this awesome text :P

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Me: * on the phone talking to a bartender* Hello, sir, is there a Hugh, last name, Jass there?

Bartender: Here, let me check. * to everyone in bar* Is there a Hugh Jass in here? Anybody? A Hugh Jass?

People In The Bar: * laughing hysterically*

Bartender: * to me* Hey!

Me: * laughs, then hangs up* geplaatst een jaar geleden

OH MY GOD. I have ruined myself. I saw "gasps" beer in the big blue house rule 34.................................................. I am now slightly mentally unstable... geplaatst een jaar geleden

Apparently, Fanpop does not consider me to be a fan. I was the first one to answer a poll, and it had what I picked but it zei "0 fans picked". It's true! I am a Nobody! geplaatst een jaar geleden

So sorry for not being online for the past few days, I was at my "dad's" place & I don't like to use internet there because of my two little half brothers.
But anyways... I turned 14 yesterday! I had my birthday party yesterday, and it was awesome!
Just... yesterday was just awesome. :D geplaatst een jaar geleden

Shivers down my back, messages sent door my hart-, hart that understands geplaatst een jaar geleden

Hey! How is everyone? geplaatst een jaar geleden

I know I’ll never marry Keith Harkin, of datum him, of hug him, of even meet him.
I know all that, but it doesn’t stop me from relying on this false hope that I’ll fall in love with one of them, get married to them, have children, and be happy. Even though that will never happen. It doesn’t stop me. Nothing will, nothing can. This microscopic glimmer of hope gives me a reason to wake up everyday. It makes me think I’m one dag closer to them. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Open the gates and seize the day, don't be fraid and don't delay. Nothing can break us, no one can make us give our rights away. Arise and seize the day! geplaatst een jaar geleden

Please kom bij my fan club. It’s called ITF, PuffyCheaks1 & Callie2899 geplaatst een jaar geleden

Is it me of fanpop is glitchy? geplaatst een jaar geleden

hello :) geplaatst een jaar geleden

In around two of three days, it will be the one jaar anniversary of the Hetalia invasion of the random spot. Does anyone remember that, heh? To think, I remember the datum but didn't participate in it... geplaatst een jaar geleden

Is it weird that I'm 14 and I still love Spongebob....? geplaatst een jaar geleden

man, i haven't been on in a while, huh? fanpop is REALLY glitchy today. geplaatst een jaar geleden

PLEASE!!!
I just checked my dearest friend's wall. Its been spammed with vial comments. Please! My friend is on the brink of suicide, she really needs support. I know some of u already have, but she really needs help. She wont eat, Im really scared... Please help her!!!

link

I will be forever greatful. Please. Help her. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I'm so fukin boooooored -__- geplaatst een jaar geleden

Am I the only one who's highly disturbed door the fact that there's 7 jaar olds dating now? geplaatst een jaar geleden

I support obsessive fangirlness :D geplaatst een jaar geleden

LGBTQ PRIDE!! geplaatst een jaar geleden

so ive gotta theory, the people who wrote the song friday were trying to be funny and see how hated rebecca black would be then they decided to take it farther and write my jeans, but since im pretty sure twighlight came first they decided they needed to top, boven the horribleness of the boeken and films door making the songs! yeah im pretty sure thats what happened! feel free to commentaar about what u think!! geplaatst een jaar geleden

im listing to a german radio station on itunes..... what has this world come to??? geplaatst een jaar geleden

RED ROBIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! geplaatst een jaar geleden

PLEASE!!!
I just checked my dearest friend's wall. Its been spammed with vial comments. Please! My friend is on the brink of suicide, she really needs support. I know some of u already have, but she really needs help. She wont eat, Im really scared... Please help her!!!

link

I will be forever greatful. Please. Help her. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Wings, Beer, Sports?

How about Pizza, Soda, anime geplaatst een jaar geleden

what happened?
I just fought with my friend who i havent seen in 7 months geplaatst een jaar geleden

Look into my eyes
And tell me what u see
Is there anyone there?
u point your finger and
Blame the world on me
Do u really care?
Alone
So u talk to yourself..
Alone
If u listen to your mind it yells~~
Take us back to where we belong...
Where the simple songs and the
Days last forever.......
Where all u have to do is dream, life's not as bad as it seems
And we all stand together
As long as u don't let it all pass u by
It'll be Alright~ geplaatst een jaar geleden

thing i will do someday1. buy a horse and name it " thunder takes the lead" and enter it in a race.2. try to shut a revolving door.3. make vanilla pudding. put it in a mayo jar and eat it in public.4. buy a papegaai and teach him to say: "help i've been turned into a parrot.5.go to australia, locate 42 wallaby way, sydney6.get a walk in closet, design the inside to look like narnia.7. run into a store, ask what jaar is it, when someone antwoorden yell "yes it worked!!" and run out cheering. geplaatst een jaar geleden

tw: sauce geplaatst een jaar geleden

isn't it weird how we're all people? geplaatst een jaar geleden

When I was little, beer in The Big Blue House used to scare me xD geplaatst een jaar geleden

"You geplaatst something pony-related on a general media website.
Stop shoving your fandom down my throat!"
- Anti-brony logic. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Hmmm......................

I'm going to quit Fanpop and close my account.....

Only because....................

Fanpop has meer violence then any other website i have been to........

Plus Fanpop has gotten boring.....

In my opinion..........

I'm closing my account in 2 hours......

To all my enemies.........

Enjoy Fanpop without me. geplaatst een jaar geleden

spek pancakes
Makin' spek pancakes
take some spek and i put it inna pancake
spek pannekoeken, pannenkoeken that's what it's gonna make
BACON PANCAKE!!!!!!!! geplaatst een jaar geleden

okay so the guy ive been talking about lately is a total no good-trashy-jerkface-jackwagon-scumbag-loser that i might not like for a while now. and thanks to his twin sisters boyfriend everything happened. im kinda embarassed. UGH! geplaatst een jaar geleden

Testing, 1, 2, 3, testing...
So how many of you guys aren't dead yet? geplaatst een jaar geleden