u ever wonder if a baby surfs it's way out of the birth canal while shouting "kowabunga"? geplaatst een jaar geleden

You're supposed to play with toys in the silly meal, not eat 'em. geplaatst een jaar geleden

hallo guys, my last finals exam is coming less 4 hours. Wish me luck.

P.S. After this, no bullshit from school. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Fucking shit

I think I tired everything during quarantine. I'm so close to start painting my nails.
God what are u doing ,hurry up and save us. geplaatst een jaar geleden

When u have a crazy miserable childhood, u either grow up to be a serial killer of u grow up to be a comedian geplaatst een jaar geleden

This jaar marks the 80th anniversary of DC's two most iconic villains, Lex Luthor and the Joker. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Kim Yo-Jong is the real life version of Azula. geplaatst een jaar geleden

also rest in Peace Little Richard!!!
Rock`n Roll legend!!!
You`ve never been forgotten!!! geplaatst een jaar geleden

Rest in Peace Roy💖🙏🌹
u where a so fantastic magican!!!
all my love to Siegfried and his Family and vrienden too!!! geplaatst een jaar geleden

[insert famous quote] geplaatst een jaar geleden

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Holy shit, what have I done...

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What happened to the imaginary war that we were all gonna fight in door making pannekoeken, pannenkoeken for the army general's assistant's assistant for his intern's waterboy? geplaatst een jaar geleden

Gamer: The new N-word geplaatst een jaar geleden

Hi, Fanpop friends. A lot of difficult things have been going on in the world recently. If u need a friend to talk to, u can message me anytime. Due to having autism, I can't promise I'll always write the right words, but I'd like to help in any way I can. Thank u all for being great vrienden to me. I hope u have a wonderful dag today, tomorrow and always. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Happy Mother's Day, to all the moms out there. We appreciate all your love and support throughout our lives. We wouldn't be here without you. You're the greatest. 💖 geplaatst een jaar geleden

I give u all an ultimatum
u find toilet paper amidst the COVID mass scare after week of empty shelves
But....
It's one ply toilet paper
Do u A): Kill yourself
of B): Kill yourself fast geplaatst een jaar geleden

Have a Happy Mother's Day, everyone !!!! geplaatst een jaar geleden

I just released a few meer chapters in my Wattpad story :)

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But I have a decision I have to make. Should I...

Continue with zei story, of close it off with a cliffhanger and start a new one with Kuro and Adara 10 years later? 🤔 geplaatst een jaar geleden

Contrary to populair belief, I do dabble in some anime. On occasion, I like to dip my tip into some anime. Some real classic stuff.
Some Cowboy Bebop
A bit of Evangelion
Good ol' fashion hentai
Only classics here geplaatst een jaar geleden

What’s up peeps geplaatst een jaar geleden

Imagine what it would be like to be a butthole. Dark, lonely, smelly, fetid, corollary... geplaatst een jaar geleden

What do u think would happen if the Large Hadron Collider created a black hole right now? Would u be shitting yourself once u got past that advent horizon? geplaatst een jaar geleden

Waddup I'm new geplaatst een jaar geleden

When it comes to the king of yogurt, u either Gogurt of u Gofuckyourself geplaatst een jaar geleden

Happy friday u perverts
stay safe
drink beer
give less fucks
sleep good geplaatst een jaar geleden

Batman in 1966: Wholesome philanthropist, loving father-figure to Robin, a role-model and symbol of hope to millions
Batman in 2016: Looks at Superman and says "Do u bleed? u will." geplaatst een jaar geleden

Today I wrote on Random's uithangbord and waited for Random to write back to me, but Random never did. Pretty random, huh?

On another note, how many mid-laners does it take to win a game LoL? It's not a trick question, btw geplaatst een jaar geleden

I found out today that fifth harmony predicted this carona thing earlier Xd

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The most thing I miss about camping is waking up at 5AM to smell and feel cool breeze while waiting for the sun to rise. geplaatst een jaar geleden

How to legally get people to kill themselves:
Make them choose a rim and tire size. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I hate these annoying complainers all around me in my area right now my bestie included. Like if u have problems in your life try to FIX them. Look for solutions, try different ways complaining and crying will do 100% NOTHING! My goodness people! geplaatst een jaar geleden

Youll need the following: a cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large eggs, two cups of dried fruit, a teaspoon of baking soda, a teaspoon of salt, a cup of brown sugar, citroen sap and a bottle of whiskey. Sample the whiskey to check for quality. Take a large bowl. Check the whiskey again. geplaatst een jaar geleden

RESPECT!

POWER!

BANANA! geplaatst een jaar geleden

Protip: When the job beschrijving doesn't say how much they pay
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Did u guys hear about the murder hornets coming to the US? geplaatst een jaar geleden

Gonna be doing character reviews on here eventually
Starting with Heihachi because tekken fans are a simp for him and my first set of artikels will be based around tekken characters geplaatst een jaar geleden

If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.

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Some people say Batman's supposed to be a dark, tragic anti-hero. I say Batman's supposed to be a flamboyant, sweet-natured, corny dancer. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I'll make meer "finally" memes sometime later XD geplaatst een jaar geleden

How is quarantine my hopeless ones?
Yes, it is I, the God Of Rejection.
I have heard your prayers.
u must be suffering in this time of loneliness despite being shut-ins all your life.

Take your pocky and drink cola.
Don't chase anymore.
u are finding a partner, not prey. geplaatst een jaar geleden

When u open the state, turns out COVID cases rise up. geplaatst een jaar geleden

See ya later, masturbater geplaatst een jaar geleden

Who here made their mark on fist random uithangbord post?
I just did mine XD feels awkward but cool. geplaatst een jaar geleden

How great would it be if we got notifications when people commentaar gegeven on our forum posts of on a enquête we've chosen to follow. I wish the fanpop four still loved us :'( geplaatst een jaar geleden

Man I enjoy going on fanning sprees. One of them will become my volgende victim. ;) geplaatst een jaar geleden

Become one with the Darkness and you'll have all the power u desire. ;) geplaatst een jaar geleden

It gains the meer it gives
And then it rises with the fall
So hand me that remote
Can't u see that all that stuff's a sideshow?
Such boundless pleasure
We've no time for later
Now u can't await
your own arrival
you've twenty seconden to comply geplaatst een jaar geleden

Sonic do the spindash into my wildest wet dreams geplaatst een jaar geleden

every time I watch donald trump, I just feel bad for Americans.. The normal ones at least geplaatst een jaar geleden

Despite being a movie buff, I have never watched a single James Bond movie
I've only ever seen three spy movies... All of them were Austin Powers geplaatst een jaar geleden

I just looked into my spam folder, and I've been invited into the National Honour society. geplaatst een jaar geleden

In life I don't let the Darkness consume me I consume it and befriend it. :) geplaatst een jaar geleden

Wish I knew why my cousin hates himself so much he's just full of self hatred I mean he has a successful Good paying job a hot loyal girl, awesome friends. But he still keeps hating himself and acting angry. I'll never understand him. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Online class is so hard. I ended up with a verbal thrashing from my teach for missing class. geplaatst een jaar geleden

In a land far away my village stood. For a thousand years of meer my people lived and life was good.
And the sound I heard was the rhyme of my soul, a pulse of hope and unity for people young and old!

Then a boot came along that took us far to a land both strange and new. Our only hope was north star.
Deep inside my hart-, hart was the rhythm of my soul that helped me overcome my fear, for freedom was my goal! geplaatst een jaar geleden

Still waiting for god to load the quicksave geplaatst een jaar geleden

Just achieved the Shadow of the Colossus platinum trophy on ps4.
Probably one of my most proud plats. That was difficult as hell. Highly recommend this game though. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Cleo De Nile,
u so beguile,
Even though u act so vile. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I wish meer cheap canned food had tabs for opening them. Opening them with a normal can opener can be pain... geplaatst een jaar geleden

I gotta go turn off the wifi of I'll never sleep

Goodnight. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Damn, that was some powerful Red Bull. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Trump talking about all this "Inject disinfectants to save yourself from Corona"
Fam, bleach chuggers and Tide Pod eaters had the right idea all along! geplaatst een jaar geleden

*Deep breath* C H E E S E! geplaatst een jaar geleden

Feeling nauseous, hot, and anxious is awful. Imma prolly just... sleep... I'm usually up at 12 anyways... and hopefully I'll feel better... geplaatst een jaar geleden

*looks around in my messy room* I think I vegged out too much XD geplaatst een jaar geleden

How the fuck do u internet stalk someone for years XD I mean like, why? There's so much other shit to do on the internet! geplaatst een jaar geleden

If you're looking for a film to watch, I know the perfect film. It's called Alyas Batman en Robin. It's a 1991 romantic comedy, featuring several musical numbers. It was made in the Philippines and it's amazing. I've been thinking about it, every dag since I've seen it. If u look on YouTube, you'll likely find it. It's a masterpiece and is way meer fun than watching The Dark Knight of any MCU film. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Forget wolk nine. I am on wolk hundred. I have finally acquired an outfit/hairstyle I've wanted since forever. So much WORTH. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Happy Ramadan. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Guys, please understand that I am fine with u making jokes about my mental issues. I'd rather everyone be on equal, good sporting terms and have laughs rather than be coddled and treated like a special baby.
If u wanna call me a Sonic loving, chicken nugget eating, Gamestop employee pepper spraying autistic faggot, I'm perfectly cool with that
Disclaimer: Maybe don't say the F word. That one may not be as easy to say casually geplaatst een jaar geleden

I still wonder if the rumour of earning money after a semester of college is true? I just gotta ask. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Plain yogurt vs Twix geplaatst een jaar geleden

Happy 50th Earth Day, everyone!~ 🌎 geplaatst een jaar geleden

Don't get too excited about meeting your internet friends. Meeting sexually frustrated, depressed, racist and stalkers in real ain't a good idea. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Please vote here-
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I would like to draw one for a magazine. So please help. And ya thanks^_^ geplaatst een jaar geleden

It doesn't matter what u do in secrecy, and it doesn't matter how u think it could affect u if people know
Because at the end of the day, God saw it and he is loling
We are all part of God's cringe compilation geplaatst een jaar geleden

How many colours?
No, how many fucking recent posts! geplaatst een jaar geleden

AHHH Perfect night to me shirtless

Mosquito... geplaatst een jaar geleden

"To argue with someone who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead." Thomas Paine geplaatst een jaar geleden

#DopeKek !!!! geplaatst een jaar geleden

Texas is slowly opening back up. I wonder how this'll work out? geplaatst een jaar geleden

Who do I have to murder to get me some burgers geplaatst een jaar geleden

Hey, I got a vraag for you, fellow gamers
How could 9/11 be an inside job
When the planes can't even fit inside the building?
Checkmate, gamers geplaatst een jaar geleden

I like the idea of collecting meme fodder. How bout you? geplaatst een jaar geleden

Cats gives u allergies!!



Me

I am allergic for the likes of you. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Good news about COVID 19: Sunlight destroys the virus quickly, new govt. tests find, but experts say the pandemic could last through summer. Preliminary results from government lab experiments toon that the coronavirus does not survive long in high temperatures and high humidity, and is quickly destroyed door sunlight, providing evidence from controlled tests of what scientists believed

Bad news about COVID 19: It has not been proven to be true just yet geplaatst een jaar geleden

In the twist of separation u excelled at being free geplaatst een jaar geleden

Remember to ask for consent,
you're suppose to be a senpai, not a hentai. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Me 2019
I will never finish anime on waiting list.

2020
Coronavirus Lol geplaatst een jaar geleden

I've made enough entertainment for all of u ungrateful shits xD
I'm exhausted. Time to rest.

Time of death
2:15 AM geplaatst een jaar geleden

Some people think Twilight's a bad love story, but I must disagree. Twilight's a great love story. A pony princess from Equestria going to Canterlot High and getting a crush on a human gitaar player, named Flash. It's great stuff. However, it would of been better if Flash used his racing powers. Missed opportunity, but still, Twilight's a great romance story. geplaatst een jaar geleden

If your son is a transgender, what does it make you?

..Transparent. geplaatst een jaar geleden

My governor (Greg Abbott) just might be reopening businesses in the state. I literally don't know what tomorrow's press conference will be about. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Corona virus is the seconde worst virus originated from China. TikTok remains the first. geplaatst een jaar geleden

In bier terms…

Sagittarius B2 actually contains enough ethyl alcohol to fill 400 trillion, trillion pints of beer.
That means to consume all the alcohol in Sagittarius B2, every person on Earth would have to drink 300,000 pints of bier everyday for a billion years!
So there u have it, mankind would be chugging beers until the end of time to make their way through Sagittarius B2. geplaatst een jaar geleden

There are meer chickens on earth than people – 25 billion. There are also meer chickens than any other bird species. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Chickens can taste saltiness, but not sweetness. geplaatst een jaar geleden

The fear of chickens is called Alektorophobia. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I just found out that Food Wars is kinda getting the boot from Toonami, and it's being replaced door a new anime volgende Saturday. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I still haven't slept since I woke 10 am yesterday, and yet, I feel meer awake and alert than I did yesterday. Strange what the feeling of nostalgia does for a person... even drinking hasn't eradicated that feeling, nor made my head fuzzy. I even geplaatst my first Bleach Zanpakuto on here in two years... what the fudgery is going on? XD geplaatst een jaar geleden