Doctor : Relax.
Patient : I'm relax.
Doctor : I'm talking to myself. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I am a simple man. I see they make a cute Twitch skin, I will start maining Twitch in LoL. This is literally what I needed to start playing ADC and for me to play Twitch because I think rats are adorable, but Twitch...isn't that adorable. I've played him a little bit tho. Once the Shadowfoot skin gets released, I will start playing him. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Adobo sauce tastes good, surprisingly. It's like a salty, smoky, BBQ sauce. geplaatst een jaar geleden

White, black, man, woman, transgender, straight, gay, bisexual All of the following mentioned deserve to be treated fairly and with love geplaatst een jaar geleden

hallo lady`s wisdhing u all a happy international Women's dag on 8th march
Let`s celebrate!!!
and wishing u all(also the Boys/men) a happy Weekend as well!!!
hugs and love Kat geplaatst een jaar geleden

The good thing about not buying into the LoL eternal system is they won't really know I'm an objective player and a spleet, split pusher lol. I'm pretty sure my structures destroyed number would be way too high and I don't want my opponent knowing that before the game even starts. They'll know once I'm just in their base, destroying their inhibitors with the Rift Herald door my side. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Sick and tired of what to say
no one listens anyway
sing, that's all u can
ramblin' years of lousy luck
u miss the smell of burnin' turf
dream, that's all u can

Ah but dont, no don't sink the boat,
That u built, that u built to keep aaafloat. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I HAVE FINALLY DID IT. S+ Jungle Darius in a 4v5 game. I went 13/2/7 with 202 cs (7.8 cs/min). With the runes Hail of Blades. I understand the cheesiness of HoB, but dang, it actually does feel good on jungle Darius lol. I get Relentless Hunter with Nimbus mantel and Waterwalking plus Dead Man's Plate, how's my ganking potential now BRO?! So yeah, fun LoL day. I got two S's on Garen today, made a Sett go 1/6 while I get a triple kill in both games. Fun times. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Anyone play the game Outlast? its pretty Good geplaatst een jaar geleden

I don't do series posts often, but I think I need to. On the night of 3/1, there was a tornado that came thru my area. And as tornado's do, it caused a shit-ton of damage. Up to about 20+ people died as a result, and it even came close to hitting my house. The morning after, I checked on my vrienden and they zei they were fine. But unfortunately, not everyone was so lucky. One of my friend's told me that many people were advised to not travel due to the destruction. geplaatst een jaar geleden

If God were an auteur then he would definitely need a new proofreader because the typos in my life are fucking atrocious XD geplaatst een jaar geleden

There's this chick that works at the college that keeps looking at me, then looking away. Hmmmmmm... geplaatst een jaar geleden

Riot is shutting down the Boards so people can go on Reddit of Twitter instead. The Boards is far meer active than Fanpop. u ever wonder when Fanpop, as a site, will just go down under, everything wiped, no cache of memory of this place? geplaatst een jaar geleden

HI Y'ALL geplaatst een jaar geleden

I wonder if there will be a new season of Dr. Stone. I like that anime. geplaatst een jaar geleden

How do I send inbox messages on Instagram... ? geplaatst een jaar geleden

I just watched Tangled: The Series series finale, and it was AWESOME. IDK if anyone else is a fan of the toon of not, so I won't spoil it. It was just really good. Loved every seconde of it. Now to find another toon to watch...... geplaatst een jaar geleden

pizza and ice cream bitches!! geplaatst een jaar geleden

u say circumcision
I say yeet that meat geplaatst een jaar geleden

Toonami programming block has shortened. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Is this coronavirus an "end of the world" sign? Almost like an apocalypse? geplaatst een jaar geleden

News: The coronavirus is here, but do not panic
Also News: u will all die geplaatst een jaar geleden

Kool-Man: "Excuse me, sir. Are u Benjamin Franklin?"
Benjamin Franklin: "Yes, I am. I'm also hot and thirsty."
This is actual dialogue from the Kool-Aid Man comic book. It's nice that Benjamin Franklin is so casual and relaxed about meeting a character as odd as the Kool-Aid Man. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I want glorifed chicken nuggets [boneless wings]. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Hey, guys, I have the cure for coronavirus. It's so simple and it could save you, your family and your grandma's dog. All u gotta do is-
WHOOPS! SORRY, LOOKS LIKE u GOTTA DISABLE AD BLOCKER! UNLESS, I GUESS, u REALLY DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FAMILY THAT MUCH! geplaatst een jaar geleden

The corona virus is within the states... geplaatst een jaar geleden

Someone zei that straight men shares meer deeper things with gay men, like relationships, emotions, shit like that. WTF, nobody shares that stuff with me. Is bi not the same? geplaatst een jaar geleden

I have the power! geplaatst een jaar geleden

Remember, it's only cheating if u get caught
Lesson is: Cheaters never prosper, unless they do it in secrecy. Then it's okay geplaatst een jaar geleden

Getting my partner hooked on anime so I can now call him a filthy weeb has been the accomplishment of 2020 so far tbh. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Since I've been loving Netflix's She-Ra reboot so much, I decided to get the original She-Ra toon which I hadn't seen before. I grew up watching the original He-Man toon and the original She-Ra toon is a spin-off of it. It's a really good show. Adventurous, creative, exciting, and so much fun. Plus He-Man and Skeletor make guest appearances on the show. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Crossovers I want to see, but probably never will:

Tom & Jerry/Looney Tunes
Sonic/Mario (not just in games)
Digimon/Pokemon
DBZ/Sailor Moon
Frozen/Tangled
Zootopia/Monsters INC...?

Thinking of making an actual lijst of crossovers I'd like to see. I haven't written any new artikels in a while, so why not? of would this work better as a poll? geplaatst een jaar geleden

Wife: Honey, Walmart ran outta those scarfs I wanted :(
Husband: u have beautiful hands...for fixing me a sandwich.

#shitpost geplaatst een jaar geleden

Finally got my mastery 7 on Garen. For Demacia!
I used to build Garen tanky but now I can't stop with the attack speed even tho his tankyness got buff lol. Maybe if I gotten beaten up more, I'll go back to tanky Garen. Attack speed Garen just cs's so fast.
Anyways, I watched Detective Pikachu and the movie was pretty neat. Its kinda what I expect from a movie, I guess :v geplaatst een jaar geleden

Life lessons
Potato skins are good
But they taste even better when you're drunk
Lesson is. Always drink XD geplaatst een jaar geleden

I feel it coming.
Rising on the horizon.
I feel it coming.
It’s coming home.

My soul it’s on it.
Without it there’s no life.
My soul it’s on it.
Nowhere to go.

u and me on the planet till the weekend.
Get up, let's roll.

Let it be us together till the world ends.
Nowhere to go.

Fly me to the brightest ster in the sky.
I love the sun. And u know why... geplaatst een jaar geleden

I saw Sonic on Saturday. The films is a sweet and fun family film. James Marsden and Sonic are an enduring duo and Jim Carrey does a great job as Dr. Robotnik. If there is a sequel, I hope Amy Rose, Cream, Blaze, Knuckles, and Rouge toon up. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Raw trap should totally hit the mainstream. I wonder how rawphoric trap (rawphoric/trap) would sound tho tho?

link

(This link isn't rawphoric trap; it's raw trap.) geplaatst een jaar geleden

Spamming "follow me on _____" on message/chat boards is like the internet version of holding up a spare change sign lmao. geplaatst een jaar geleden

When the enemy Blitzcrank hooks me and I get a triple kill. The best way to engage with Darius. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Awwww yeah! Got another pet, glb for 200 fans! geplaatst een jaar geleden

lol ha ben15delas thinks he's meer Dark than me the Queen Of Darkness. Say what u want Ben but tell me I'm right as you'll never be as Dark as me! geplaatst een jaar geleden

u know you've made a friend for life when they put in the effort and money to get Big Man Tyrone to wish u a happy birthday geplaatst een jaar geleden

u ever just looked at someone's profiel page that shares the same gebruikersnaam as u and u find out that guy is way meer populair than you, they made their profiel page on your birthday, and they say some shit that u completely disagree with? geplaatst een jaar geleden

Two words. geplaatst een jaar geleden

"And who zei you're one in million? You're so much better than that." <3 geplaatst een jaar geleden

Sorry. I'll try to post shorter puns. I realize this isn’t the place where they be long. geplaatst een jaar geleden

At the end of the dag we are all human beans. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I almost got a penta on Garen but got killed door the Irelia because she was too fed and I was tank Garen lol. Won't complain about a sweet quadra tho xD geplaatst een jaar geleden

Beat your meat
While u can
Before I yeet your meat
Into the garbage can

Thank u for reading my poem. It took twelve seconden to write, but a lifetime to create geplaatst een jaar geleden

Who else is tired of that asshole Canada24? geplaatst een jaar geleden

The Justice League
Superman: the man of steel
Wonder Woman: the one female
the Flash: the fastest man alive
Aquaman: the King of Atlantis
Green Lantern: the superhero who can be defeated door the color yellow
Martian Manhunter: the professional hunter of men
Cyborg: the booyah guy
Green Arrow: the less said, the better
Batman: That guy Whatsupbugs will never stop talking about geplaatst een jaar geleden

Suicide bommenwerper after he dies:Can I have my 72 virgins now?
His boss:You misunderstood something Yusuf its only one and she's 72 geplaatst een jaar geleden

Hello and thank u for calling the Mental Health Institute
If u have multiple personalities then press 2 3 and 4 geplaatst een jaar geleden

dont geplaatst een jaar geleden

Bugs' imaginary friend: Whatsupbugs, can u recommend some films?
Bugs: Sure. u should see Batman, Batman Returns, Batman Forever, Batman and Robin
Imaginary friend: Um, how about a film that's not a Batman film?
Bugs: Joker
Imaginary friend: Suggest a film that has nothing to do with Batman.
Bugs: No. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Please note, if I insult your state, I don't hate you, just your state. So if I insult California, I'm not insulting you. Honestly, people who live in California are unsung heroes. They live there so we don't have to. Just like Nostalgia Critic but meer justified geplaatst een jaar geleden

I finally found a way to watch Rick and Morty.. Admittedly I only saw a about 5 of six episodes.. Mostly season 1.. It's only 2 years old.. Damn, I thought it was older geplaatst een jaar geleden

My sis did well at her school play despite being incredibly tired. I had to carry her home. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Fun fact: Every drop of ink used to draw your favoriete hentai doujinshi is actually the tears of Jesus Christ herself . Because it's the only way to create something so sinful yet so beautiful at the same time. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I got a quadra kill with Swain and we were doing really well but LoL went down for maintenance. I CRY. That quadra...it doesn't exist anymore :,( geplaatst een jaar geleden

Random. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I went to the Sonic movie and these heathens stepped on my baby and started flossing on my child's corpse while Sonic called me a faggot. Thank goodness I was able to find Jesus again when I watched Birds of Prey geplaatst een jaar geleden

Life is like a roll of toilet paper; hopefully long and useful, but it always ends at the wrong moment. geplaatst een jaar geleden

My friend unloaded some thoughts to me today and I really hope he's not overwhelming of putting too much pressure on himself. I really hope all those negative people aren't getting to him. He's a swell guy and he has skills that I don't have. I just need to point them out to him. geplaatst een jaar geleden

One meer S of S+ on Garen and I can get mastery 7 on Garen! FOR DEMACIA! Also, apparently Garen is just good into Jax. He still spins when stun and I completely demolished the Jax and got S+ lol. Garen is the attack speed master now baby! geplaatst een jaar geleden

"Lookin' like a double wide surprise, gOD DAMN!!" 😂😂😂😂😂 geplaatst een jaar geleden

Life is painful, nasty and short... in my case it has only been painful and nasty. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Arizona Green Tea, give me the Arizona Green Pee geplaatst een jaar geleden

Am I the only one to find SIGNS a underrated gem?.. Say what u want about Mel Gibson as a person, but as an actor. I actually like him.. I forgot how good he was before I saw this film., geplaatst een jaar geleden

Sometimes I just wanna throw my arms up in the air and shout Woah! Mona Lisa! You're guaranteed to run this town! Woah, Mona Lisa! I'd pay to see u frown! geplaatst een jaar geleden

When u wanna say something to the fairly-thick chick in your class, but can't help but stare a bit: geplaatst een jaar geleden

Woke up again. Not thrilled but i'll see how it plays out.. geplaatst een jaar geleden

People often debate about which is meer important: Being strong physically of mentally. However, I believe having a strong hart-, hart is meer important. u don't have to be a super genius of a hunky muscle dude. If u have a strong, loving heart, you're wonderful. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Finally made my mashup pack. I'm proud of myself :) geplaatst een jaar geleden

My melatonin gummies aren’t working, I haven’t slept hardly at all in a week. I swear to god if I don’t get sleep soon, I’m gonna die. This is killing me, jeez. How hard is it to fucking relax??? geplaatst een jaar geleden

A lot of celebrities, who seem so wonderful, sadly turn out to not be as admirable as they may initially appear. I recently found out that Japanese director Isao Takahata is one of these people. It's been revealed he was difficult to work with, to the point that fellow director Yoshifumi Kondo, died of overwork and stress shortly after directing his first and only Studio Ghibli film, Whisper of the Heart. I'm sorry for this bleak post, but I feel very emotionally confused and sad. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Happy Valentine's Day, everyone!~ Enjoy today with friends, family, partners of even just treat yourself nicely. Spread the love, because you're not alone. 💕🌹 geplaatst een jaar geleden

Idk but the enemy team was all-chatting about my Garen skin. Nothing is wrong with the color pink. That's pretty Valentine's. Demacia Vice Garen is just vibin' and they're trying to kill my vibes saying the skin sucks lol. Lux trying to downplay Garen's manliness. roze haters, what a match. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Valentine's dag needs to end so I can get the candy on clearance
I don't care for Valentine's dag much. But I love Valentine's dag chocolate
And I wanna eat it all door myself like some freak beast! geplaatst een jaar geleden

Marvel: We have Spider-Man, the Fantastic Four, Captain America, Iron Man, Hulk, the X-Men, Black Panther, Captain Marvel, Ant-Man, Thor, Black Widow, and Deadpool. How could DC possibly compete with that?
DC: We have Batman.
Marvel: Okay. u might have better heroes, but we have the best villains. We have Thanos, Dr. Doom, the Red Skull, Magneto, Venom, Loki, Carnage, and Ultron. Try to beat that.
DC: We have Batman's rogues gallery.
*Marvel sighs and realizes DC has won* geplaatst een jaar geleden

If u eat string cheese without peeling it and just eat it in bites, you're a fucking psychopath and I want u far away from my children I don't have! geplaatst een jaar geleden

Here’s a tissue, u have a little bullshit on your lip. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Good morning world! Your little straal, ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived! geplaatst een jaar geleden

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. geplaatst een jaar geleden

*Me washing my car*
Person: hallo what’s up? Washing your car?
Me: No, I’m watering it to see if it’ll grow into a bus. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Well my imaginary friend thinks u have serious mental Problems geplaatst een jaar geleden

I'm just abnormal. I'm a weird dude. geplaatst een jaar geleden

You'll never be a true wigger like Martin Shkreli.
Do u have the legendary Wu-Tang Clan album? Didn't think so, poser
Really, anyone but Martin Shkreli is a poser. Get outta here Eminem and... who else is a white rapper... Fred Durst. Martin Shkreli is the truest of the white men in the rap community. He's even in prison, so that's just proof for ya geplaatst een jaar geleden

Random letters: dggsgopgrpomgmjgppgdhgfjghgjhg;ng;nj;ngjnj;dsj;oshsfjfjofohfjgfo;ifhj;ohh;shf;s;fhfhfhfa;aohfhfojfdjoxf;obxjb;h;ohjgdgo;jogo;ofgofnjgdrjjfgdibfjidhghfbpofejpogrebfjisjleafljgrjvjfaejopaepdhfdggrijfgijgfsijgfjifgijofijfggfjvhhdhfdfhgdohdhoidhfgfhgdhsdhifgohifghoigfohigf geplaatst een jaar geleden

I ate too much spaghetti
Now I regretti geplaatst een jaar geleden

We live in a society.

Prove me wrong geplaatst een jaar geleden

*Student returning from suspension after stealing school property.*

Teacher : Welcome back. Please, take a seat.
Student : Very poor choice of words. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Come to think of it, the only reality toon I'm beginning to like is The Ultimate Fighter.

"JUST LEMME BANG, BRO!" geplaatst een jaar geleden

This is a uithangbord post. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I've been thinking about the stories I've written starring my OCs. I used to think those stories had some variety, but I came to the realization that all of them involve a shy, sweet woman in her 20s getting into a relationship with a meer bold and playful woman and together they defeated a goofy villain (usually a greedy businessman). Also, the male supporting characters act like immature idiots, who rarely do anything helpful for the heroes. Is my writing not as good as I thought? geplaatst een jaar geleden

That moment when u try to purchase something online, but at some point u have to press a “continue” button and all it ever does is just aan het uploaden the same ezel page over and over again no matter how many times I press it. >.> geplaatst een jaar geleden

u know what they say.................................................
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.....................................................................................................yep geplaatst een jaar geleden

Now in other news/This is definitely a shitpost,

I don't get while gay people get so much flack. Well, some of them, anyways. They're pretty decent people to hang around. Me and a friend were joking yesterday while I was on the way from the doc's office and I told him to go eat a dick. His response? "When, how, and where?" geplaatst een jaar geleden