

Bond_Of_Fury
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Yesterday I sent my girlfriend a card for Valentine's day. She called me, all hysterical, asking why the hell she got her 'Valentine's card' so late. I zei to her:
"To surprise you, darling. I wouldn't give u one on Valentine's day, because that's what everyone's supposed to do on that day. It's no fun, and it's not special. u deserve way better."
And she melted. I must be some kind of epic boss. I wonder what powers I have. geplaatst een jaar geleden
"To surprise you, darling. I wouldn't give u one on Valentine's day, because that's what everyone's supposed to do on that day. It's no fun, and it's not special. u deserve way better."
And she melted. I must be some kind of epic boss. I wonder what powers I have. geplaatst een jaar geleden