I was using Bad Translator and...

Original text: pasta IS LIFE.

10 translations later, Bing gives us: PARKING IS AVAILABLE.

Wat. ಠ_ಠ geplaatst een jaar geleden

slut - a woman with the morals of a man geplaatst een jaar geleden

That awkward moment when badges lock actually breaks. geplaatst een jaar geleden

In the URL, add nyanit.com after the link but before the www.

Example: link

It's awesome xD geplaatst een jaar geleden

*Scolls down to random club**See's pic roasted chicken taking a crap**Loses apitite(sorry for spelling) for chicken.**Starts to taste vomit**Swallows it.**Gets goosebumps*Errrrr......I'm not going to eat chicken anymore after i saw that pic.......*_*Anyone with me?.... geplaatst een jaar geleden

Ship spam war. .__. geplaatst een jaar geleden

She smiles no meer but has a pretty dress I take her foot bones she need this nomore but i still hear muziek from that pesky chest why?
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She selled sea shells door the sea shore. geplaatst een jaar geleden

the purple unicorn striked the green balloon while eating pie.......ooooo i like pie geplaatst een jaar geleden

Hi does anybody have a wii of ps3 on here plzxx geplaatst een jaar geleden

.....are u an obsessive fangirl if u have over 2500 pics of that one thing? ._.
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So not only do Italy and Death the Kid share a voice actor, but so do Greece and Death Scythe.

Oh god what's next? geplaatst een jaar geleden

Has anyone got past opening the chest in alice is dead Ep.1
if u have please hlep all I have is Alices bone,rock,drink me bottle,shovle top,and a card
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My thoughts are racing faster than my body can react

The danger doesn't register. The fear feels like an act.

Don't pull the plug, I swear this isn't how I want to go.

The sound of my hart-, hart pounding tells me there's still hope. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Her head isn't human. its a skull,you can see her blond hair and her pretty blue dress. What's this,a note. The note says "kill the rabbit." i better get out of here. *takes her leg bone* This will be useful,not like she needs it anymore.. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I want u to know
That you've fallen through a hole in the sky
The strangers welcome u (welcome you)
As u lose your sanity, they touch your soul

Let them into your mind
Let them into, let me in you...

I want u to know that the smoke bellows our the depths of the pipe
Caress you, it makes u believe anything
All the truths, all the lies

Let them into your mind
Let them into, let me in you...

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╔╦╦
╠╬╬╬╣
╠╬╬╬╣OK! WHO ATE MY
╠╬╬╬╣CHOCOLATE!!
╚╩╩╩╝
I mean it!!!! geplaatst een jaar geleden

Alice is dead. Be careful of the white rabbit. He's the murderer,he'll kill u too.. geplaatst een jaar geleden

there are only three things that are infinite... human stupidity, the universe, and the number of zubats in a dark cave.... <sigh> geplaatst een jaar geleden

My dad was helping my brother with his geography and they started making smarts comments.

BROTHER: Why is it called Hungary?
DAD: I don't know, but if they're so hungry, they should go eat Turkey.
*They both start laughing*

I'm obviously a Hetalia fan and I have a HUGE dirty mind so I think u know where this went... geplaatst een jaar geleden

Yesterday during health, we were talking about the circulatory system. My teacher said, "So, when doctors prick your fingers every year, it bleeds because they broke the capillaries. Everyone was all, "Oh, I hate that so much! Why do they have to do that? It hurts so bad!"
I was looking at them like, what the heck? It doesn't hurt at all. u little brats.
Im Type 1 Diabetic. I prick my finger six times a dag at the least. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I was on cleverbot.... it insisted i was pregnant, tried to make me marry it, tried to rape me... then called me a guy -_- geplaatst een jaar geleden

The girl u just called fat?... She is overdosing on diet pills. The girl u just called ugly?... She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy u just tripped?.. He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars?... He fought for his country. That guy u just made fun of for crying?... His mother is dying. geplaatst een jaar geleden

ok mom:hi son what are u doing

son:you make me feel so lalalala

mom:excuse me

son with different song:oh my girl she loves me loves me

mom:you are too young to be dating

son another song (kesha ): blah blah blah blah

mom :you are grounded

son taking earphones off: wh wha what u say geplaatst een jaar geleden

My friend made this and sent it to me.

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......My vrienden are awesome. xD geplaatst een jaar geleden

My little fucking sister reminds me of Belarus. I'm completely serious, she terrifies me. She always tries to kiss me and stuff and today she kept putting her butt in my face... Once she went "I like your BOOBIE!" and started laughing. I don't know if she's acting like this just because she's so young (4) and thinks it's funny because she doesn't know better, but if it's not just that and it continues when she's older I'm hoping the fucking border. geplaatst een jaar geleden

That megan400 chick is an idiot. She gave us her real password. Tell me im not the only one who used it to see if it was real? geplaatst een jaar geleden

im italy who are? geplaatst een jaar geleden

Can someone give me a like to download an Mp3 of "Set brand to the Rain" door Adele? Google is prooving worthless. >_< geplaatst een jaar geleden

That's nice. Isn't it nice? It's all very nice. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I just got "Paint it, white!"!!!!!!!!!

:D geplaatst een jaar geleden

>Sitting here watching Scooby Doo, and Fred's parent's get abducted door ghost pirates.
>Fred says "No one messes with the Jones family!"
>Jones family
>Fred Jones
>Alfred Jones
MOTHER OF GOD. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I'm starting to wonder... If one synchronized swimmer drowns during a performance, do the others have to drown themselves? geplaatst een jaar geleden

Die potato!!!
Nuooooooooooooooooooooooo!! geplaatst een jaar geleden

Its true that i'm respectable, but i have a tongue that keeps u one jaar searching for the parts of your dignity :) geplaatst een jaar geleden

La.La.LA.LA.La. geplaatst een jaar geleden

new medication, bad idea......i broke out in hives.....T.T geplaatst een jaar geleden

Malfatto;

Il mio Dottore. ~ ♥ geplaatst een jaar geleden

im italy who are you? geplaatst een jaar geleden

Oh my fluffles its snowin outside XD and I'm in short sleeved shorts and a short sleeved overhemd, shirt geplaatst een jaar geleden

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
find the hidden name and tell me if thats your name geplaatst een jaar geleden

Chuck norris.Nuff zei geplaatst een jaar geleden

penguins and pandas them black and white animals starting with P Why is that anybody got a clue
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Starfish are so cute!! *hugs a wooden starfish* Bow down to it! geplaatst een jaar geleden

Why dont we have wings but have shoulder blades why are they called shoulder blades theyre not like their swords of anything sharp why do we have feet why not just hands why do we have backpacks but not front packs this world is truly confusing aaaaaaaannnnnnddddd...................... RANDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! geplaatst een jaar geleden

hahahahahhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaa i love japan?????!!!!!!!!!! geplaatst een jaar geleden

Oh my God. Here's a bit from the Wiki artikel for Sealand:
In the manga/anime series Hetalia door Hidekaz Himaruya, which features stereotyped anthropomorphic personifications of countries and empires, Sealand is a character. Sealand is described as the smallest character in the series, a reference to the fact it is, the smallest nation in the world. He's depicted as having short blond hair and wearing a blue/white sailor suit. His obscurity reaches far beyond the grasp of the real Sealand. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I held my dart gun like a normal person and I missed my brother door a longshot.
I held it upside down and I hit him directly in the head from 30 feet away.
It makes so much meer sense now... geplaatst een jaar geleden

In school today, we had a fun little Christmas kwis [not graded, just for fun]. The first question: What do they call Santa in Italy? I had absalutaly no idea, so I simplly put: Finland.

My friends(those wierd non-hetalians) looked at me funny the rest of class. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Oh fuck I broke my Soul Eater scythe necklace. geplaatst een jaar geleden

DX I'm having a freakling snleezing attack! geplaatst een jaar geleden

That awkward moment when u get the hiccups during a prayer at church. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Is there anybody else that HATES I'm Sexy and I Know It?! It drives me INSANE!!! How could anybody like that?! Seriously, please tell me that I'm not alone in my hatred... geplaatst een jaar geleden

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..................xD geplaatst een jaar geleden

Its my 16th birthday :-) geplaatst een jaar geleden

sup im at a school dance lol geplaatst een jaar geleden

Swipe is evil. It completely fucks up sentences.

(Now for that sentence being zei using swipe)

Swype I'd evil.out competed shots 2p intend.

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Merry Christmas everyone!! :D!!! :3 Hope u all have a great one 83 geplaatst een jaar geleden

Tacoz.

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Sup geplaatst een jaar geleden

Wow just fucking wow my mom went off on me cause i guessed one present i got when she guesses all of hers and now apparently i ruined everything. I dont get it =\ geplaatst een jaar geleden

mind if i scream a little?
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When we fly up in the north how do we know that we are not really going down if we were in the south. Think about it if we dig down in the south and for an anonymous reason we have anti gravity boots so when we reach the north we end up going up right geplaatst een jaar geleden

We stopped checking for monsters under our beds when we realized they were inside us. geplaatst een jaar geleden

That awkward moment when u think about the person who discovered milk. WHAT WERE u DOING WITH THAT COW?! geplaatst een jaar geleden

Fúck off! >╰(ò□ ó ﾉ)彡 ╰(o∇ o╰) 彡 < Come back! geplaatst een jaar geleden

Tears do not mean you’re weak. It means that u really cared one day. geplaatst een jaar geleden

TINY MINISKIRTS!!!
I LOVE DOGS!!!
THIS MEME HAS BEEN PASSED DOWN THE ARMSTRONG LINE FOR GENERATIONS!
I'm not short!
I'll dissect u all!
Symmetry is key. Everything must be aesthetically perfect.
PASTAAA~!!!
VODKAAAA~!!
Aiyaa!
Kawaii aru~!
I'm a perfectly normal guy!
Man, winter can suck on my jingle bells!

...just some stuff from your average otaku nerd... geplaatst een jaar geleden

My friend Kaitlyn now has a Fanpop account.

Not sure if good thing...or bad thing... geplaatst een jaar geleden

when i die i want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in my sleep... not screamingike the passengers in his car did.... XD geplaatst een jaar geleden

Is anyone else having a problem viewing hidden commentaren on uithangbord posts?
It's like, if a post has 8 of meer comments, it won't toon the hidden comments. Every time I click on it, it's all like:
"PFT LOL u WANTED TO SEE THESE commentaren DIDN'T YOU? WELL LET ME REDIRECT u TO A PAGE OF JUMBLED SHIT AHAHAHA UMADBRO?"

I dunno if this has been asked of not. I am aware this should have been a vraag but, mehhh...
._. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Todd Haberkorn should go to an Italian restaurant and speak in an Italy voice the whole time. .__. geplaatst een jaar geleden

lays flat, won't bacon. ;) geplaatst een jaar geleden

Yay!On Saturday I get to go with,my bro,dad,and mom to my Aunt and Uncle's house in Arkansas!WOO HOO!!!Hey did u know that Hoo and Yay!Aren't real words?I didn't!Stupid Spell check! geplaatst een jaar geleden

Today I saw a lady carrying her baby on her hip, with her hand supporting the baby's stomach and nothing else. It wasn't a toddler, they weren't laughing, it was a baby. There are so many things wrong with this city... geplaatst een jaar geleden

Today in school, my guy vrienden got a stapler and tried to stable their nipples in the middle of science class........*face palm* My life is maaaaaad weird! geplaatst een jaar geleden

That awkward moment when you're in history class and remember something from Hetalia and crack up laughing in front of the whole class.
:truestory: geplaatst een jaar geleden

My teacher in Social Studies today: "It's like the United States and Russia were using them as chess pieces."

Since that time way earlier today, I cannot stop thinking about America and Russia from Hetalia in a giant interactive-ish chess game like the one in the first Harry Potter, but instead of y'know Harry, Ron, and Hermione it's them two... xD

I have a bad username, sorry... geplaatst een jaar geleden

XD I feel like an idiot me and my uncle put a chocolate chip cookie in the microwave to see if it would explode.............I guess u have to cook them in an oven first.........XD geplaatst een jaar geleden

The afbeeldingen are trippin' me out bro @________@ geplaatst een jaar geleden

That awkward moment when u can never catch the ball that's rolling away from you... geplaatst een jaar geleden

It's kinda funny how a bunch of the OCs in the RP are pairing up with the canon characters xD geplaatst een jaar geleden

This missymwh12232 is like annoying...
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(Gonna be OOC for a sec...)

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THIS IS WHY I LOVE VOICE ACTORS. xD geplaatst een jaar geleden

My biggest internet noob moment... I saw a bunch of people saying FTW, and instead of being sensible and saying "Oh, that means FOR THE WIN!", I thought it meant "FUCK THE WHAT!"

I really don't know... maybe the opposite of what the fuck? Like... oh geez, I had to actually look it up on Urban Dictionary *headdesk* geplaatst een jaar geleden

If that internet censorship shit passes, I'm gonna blow some shit up. Wait, I do that every day....

I'll blow ten times meer shit up. x) -Oregon geplaatst een jaar geleden

there should be a 'like' button geplaatst een jaar geleden

Chair mode activate

Boop. geplaatst een jaar geleden

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my lunch tafel, tabel just lost its virginity. O_O

Stupid Anthony.....pretending to fuck a table..... geplaatst een jaar geleden

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*Notices that it's tomorrow from our planning yesterday*

......And so it begins! -Oregon geplaatst een jaar geleden

so like i was playing badminton then the shuttlecock went and got stuck in a boom saw i got a stick tied the racket to it so then i started wacking at the thin on my 5th wack the racket just disappeared and it didnt fall anywhere of i wouldve heard it of seen it so i think the boom got pissed and ate my racket how am i gonna play now =( .

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So, you're the bítch, who saw the bítch, who told the bítch, that I was a bítch. If I'm a bítch, then you're a bítch for calling me a bítch. Your mom is a bítch for having a bítch, your dad is a bítch for fúcking a bítch. Well listen bítch, it takes a bítch to know a bítch. Who's the bítch now? Bítch

I saw that on my vrienden blog. O.O geplaatst een jaar geleden

~PaRtyTiMe~

Is

~ALL tHe tiMe.~

Other than when it's not. geplaatst een jaar geleden

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This. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Hears on tv: Invade poland.

Me: did prussia invade poland? o.o geplaatst een jaar geleden

Spartan Cornholio.

That is all for now. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I just popped my gum and it went all over my nose XD geplaatst een jaar geleden

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EVERYTHING MAKES SOME DEGREE OF SENSE NOW. O_O geplaatst een jaar geleden