(yawns) i'm tired geplaatst een jaar geleden

UVE BEEN HIT BY....

YOUVE BEEN STRUCK BY...

SMOOTH CRIMINAL!!! geplaatst een jaar geleden

ur mom
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what has 3 feet and no toes? geplaatst een jaar geleden

Getting to wear stilettos to school? Meh. Grandma coming? ....... 100 bucks? Great. Sushi? Okay, I guess. Shopping? Yay. Ice cream cake? Oh yeah. Nikita and Supernatural that night? BEST FUCKING BIRTHDAY EVER! geplaatst een jaar geleden

My dad zei that he made an invisible folder on his desktop but I misheard him and said, "Invisible hobo?! WHERE!?" geplaatst een jaar geleden

"Do I ever swear? HELL YEAH!" ~My English teacher. geplaatst een jaar geleden

OK i am listin to muziek and my sis comes in scares the crap outta me just door pushing me outta the chair O.O i hate my life
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*taking deep breath* wooow!
In one uur i changed my profiel million times!:P

Q. What was the newspaper headline when a bird smacked into Patrick?
A. ster Struck!
Q. What’s Patrick’s favoriete movie?
A. A ster is Born!
Q. What’s Patrick’s favoriete movie?
A. Clueless!

(zzzzzzzzzzzzzz) :P geplaatst een jaar geleden

Hey, how was school today? geplaatst een jaar geleden

DAD SAYS: Okay, u need to do your homework. That's why we bought u this laptop. If I see u on Tumblr of Twitter of whatever u go on before you're homework and chores are done, I'm taking it away from you. Okay?
WHAT'S GOING THROUGH MY HEAD: Shit, he found out I have a Twitter. geplaatst een jaar geleden

*opens fridge* No meer cheese?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
It's ok. Good thing we have backup cheese *opens fridge in the basement* Where's the BACK UP CHEEEESSEE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!...Well, at least we have backup cheese for the back up cheese?='(
*opens "Emergency cheese cooler"*.....*sobbing*....No....no....NO!....nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! geplaatst een jaar geleden

1.) I got yelled at for writting on a test I wasnt surpose to write on (I got detention for that)
2.) Kept talking and gave the teacher an attitude (I got detention for that)
3.) Kept pushing and kicking this dude who was bumping me into the uithangbord (I ALMOST got detention for that but instead she just yelled at me in front of my crush.)
IM SO BADASS XD geplaatst een jaar geleden

ahhhhchooooooooooo
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I hate it when I click on a Youtube video and it's loud intro scares the hell out of me >:( geplaatst een jaar geleden

no wait dont just follow this link
link geplaatst een jaar geleden

randomm- if u are available to go on utube type in "alone in a place" geplaatst een jaar geleden

That awkward moment when someone gives u complimenten for a contest u forgot u entered. geplaatst een jaar geleden

" Please let me whip your children.
Please let me whip your kids.
I can’t stand kids misbehaving,
running around and disobeying.
All they need is a kick in the pants.
A punt in the butt.
A lesson that will finally shut ‘em up!

Please let me whip your children.
Please let me whip your kids. " geplaatst een jaar geleden

today was ok for me i guess geplaatst een jaar geleden

I haven't had avondeten, diner yet. geplaatst een jaar geleden

My dad wouldn't make me any breakfast,so now I'm sitting here eating koekjes, cookies and melk for breakfast. geplaatst een jaar geleden

HAAAPPPPYYYY BIIIIRTHDAAAAYYY TOOOOO MEEEEEE geplaatst een jaar geleden

My mums boyfriend: "Spread the nuts....is it going in?"

He's building a bike XD geplaatst een jaar geleden

Period's late.

Still a virgin.

I'M HAVING THE volgende JESUS. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I'm going to get a cat. I'm going to name that cat everycat. Then I shall hug it. I can hug every cat :D geplaatst een jaar geleden

A case of irony: u open Internet Explorer (or whatever browser u use). It locks up. u open the task manager. When trying to forcibly close your browser, the task manager locks up. Then u need to use a task manager to close that task manager. This happened to me before my computer crashed. geplaatst een jaar geleden

my dad says heyyy there is this amazing sea trip to turkey u guys wanna go , we were like yeah dad sure thats really cool , and he was like nah u well get sea sick

WTF!!!!!! geplaatst een jaar geleden

Today was a random dag here is why

me-PURPLE NURPLE!!!!

sis-ok??

me-lala lala elmos world =)

sis-WTH IS WRONG WITH YOU????

me-whutzzzzz

sis-u mit need to be checked

me-THE MOST EPIC PERSON IS HERE!!!!

and then this happened

me-OMFG

bff-whut whut

me-IDK

=) i have no idea why these things happen to me WHY?????
O.O

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Q:Who has a pet named Gary
A:SPONGEBOB!!
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Do u know how hard it is to draw a triangle?! >_< geplaatst een jaar geleden

i want goldfish but i cant have them geplaatst een jaar geleden

Has anybody seen the Youtube video... "webcam 101 for seniors?" If not go to www.youtube.com RIGHT NOW! IT'S SO FUNNY!
(: geplaatst een jaar geleden

My best friend Katie wrote the number 8 on a sticky note and stuck it on my forehead and I kept it on all day.
My Spanish teacher is now going to call me "The Number 8."
I did a happy dance in the middle of class, saying things like "8, 8, I am 8! The symbol of perfection! I am 8, the perfect number!" Everyone stared at me.

Best dag of my life. Period. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Moon Cosmic Power,Make Up! geplaatst een jaar geleden

(>^_^)> geplaatst een jaar geleden

good morninn ppl hahaha anotha beatiful morninn geplaatst een jaar geleden

Stupid computer Updates! geplaatst een jaar geleden

When u pause during a TV toon and they have hilarious faces. geplaatst een jaar geleden

10 complimenten to the person how becomes a fan of the club on Fanpop "celebrity craze!!!" guaranteed geplaatst een jaar geleden

so its all random huh!? then in that case..chevelet camerio geplaatst een jaar geleden

So u know those "WHEN u SEE IT, You'll Shit Bricks" things? Word of advice: If it has something circled, and there's nothing in the circle, quickly change it before u scare the absolute shit out of yourself. I fell for it twice and WILL NOT SLEEP TONIGHT. geplaatst een jaar geleden

SPONGE BOB MAKES u LESS INTELIGENT I HAVE PROOF;

What's 2+2? 7? WHAT'S 7? WHY THE FUCK AM I WRIGHTING THIS? ~passes out~ geplaatst een jaar geleden

ANGRY BIRDS geplaatst een jaar geleden

PASTAAAA!!!

That is all. geplaatst een jaar geleden

the movie Real Steel is coming to theaters on my b-day!! geplaatst een jaar geleden

I HAVE TO WRITE A SONG ABOUT FRACTIONS FOR MATH! AND SING IT! WTF?!?!?!?!?! geplaatst een jaar geleden

how long does it take to reply to a text??? geplaatst een jaar geleden

My vrienden spanish teacher is named Richard (the teachers call him Dick) Cockburn.

Dick Cockburn O_O I'm not joking geplaatst een jaar geleden

OK I KNOW THIS IS RANDOM (that's kinda the point though, isn't it....)

but i have officially been 16 for 16 days.... geplaatst een jaar geleden

I have been on here for 100 days in a row e.e
I have no life! x3 geplaatst een jaar geleden

I LOST MY FLASH DRIVE!!!!!! If you're a writer, u know how this feels. geplaatst een jaar geleden

The girl u just called fat? She is overdosing on diet pills. The girl u just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy u just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for our country. That guy u just made fun of… for crying? His mother is dying.

National Suicide Prevention Week
I am against bullying. - Repost & Save a life :)

Pass it on geplaatst een jaar geleden

It's funny how many people in the last few months have gotten banned, especially if it's been troll type users of the ones who pick on others.
I can recall several that haven't returned after there first account being suspended. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Random word: frog ballz!!!!!!!!!!!!!...........ya!!!!! geplaatst een jaar geleden

I think I got nauseous from eating the pocky. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I just got a new pet it's a hermet krab he is so cute geplaatst een jaar geleden

Pingas. That is all. lol geplaatst een jaar geleden

That awkward moment when u can't see a real live dinosaur, but people in the distant future can. geplaatst een jaar geleden

HOLY CONFUZZLED oranje TWISTED COUNTRY FRIED spek FLAVORED regenboog BOXES!

I found a penny! geplaatst een jaar geleden

To the people that want to get other people reported...
It DOES NOT MATTER how many times a person is reported. The only thing that matters is what the person did, and how severe it was. Jeez people. Third time I've had to explain this today. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Me: I'm gonna watch Nabari no Ou
Computer: But baby, u haven't checked your tumblr in 3 hours geplaatst een jaar geleden

Dear everyone,

I'm sorry for making everything a sexual innuendo. geplaatst een jaar geleden

*sometimes love comes around and it knocks u down just get back up when it knocks u down* sings to bad i dont have anyone's love to knock me down :( geplaatst een jaar geleden

Happy, happy, happy...

♪┏(・o･)┛♪┗ ( ･o･) ┓♪┏ ( ) ┛♪┗ (･o･ ) ┓♪┏(･o･)┛♪ geplaatst een jaar geleden

We all live with the objective of being happy; Our lives are all different and yet the same- Anne Frank geplaatst een jaar geleden

i lost the game
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Happy derpday to meee...... geplaatst een jaar geleden

OH MY GOD TODAY SUCKS!
I couldn't make any of the stupid lines straight on my stupid art project, so I kept having to go back and erase and erase and erase and I erased so much that the STUPID FREAKING PAPER RIPPED so I started freaking out and I can't ask my art teacher to give me any meer because it's expensive anyway so she couldn't give me any meer and I couldn't find the stupid paper ANYWHERE in this town so now I have to go ALL THE WAY TO AVON and I am about to explode! geplaatst een jaar geleden

Spiderman, Spiderman, Does whatever a spin can. Spins a web, any size, Catches thieves just like flies. Look out! Here comes the Spiderman. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Haterz gonna hate >:3 geplaatst een jaar geleden

The Lonely Island is now officially my new favoriete band. :D geplaatst een jaar geleden

SO RANDOM geplaatst een jaar geleden

Reality hits u hard, bro. geplaatst een jaar geleden

someone says: i hate when i say something and the one with me say me too
the guy volgende too him: yeah me too geplaatst een jaar geleden

boy: i love u <3
girl:prove it;scream it to the world
boy:*whisper in her ear* i love u
girl: y did u whisper it to me?
boy:cuz u are my world <3

that is soo cute and sweet :) geplaatst een jaar geleden

top, boven 4 LIES

I'm fine
I don't like anyone
That was my last piece of gum
I've read and agreed to the Terms and Conditions geplaatst een jaar geleden

Are u a human?

...No, I am a meat-popsicle. geplaatst een jaar geleden

link geplaatst een jaar geleden

maïs CHIPS

~5 whole seconden later~

R.I.P geplaatst een jaar geleden

I just got the I Like Trains song on iTunes xD geplaatst een jaar geleden

OH MY GOD THERE IS THIS SONG THAT I REALLY REALLY WANT BUT I CAN'T FIND A GOOD VERSION TO SAVE MY LIFE AND I REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY NEED THIS SONG AND I CAN'T FIND THE VERSION I WANT THIS IS GOING TO KILL ME AND I AM GOING TO GO INTO PANIC MODE IS I DON'T FIND IT SOON THIS IS JUST LIKE THE INCIDENT WITH THE STRIPES SOMEBODY HELP ME of MY SANITY WILL SUFFER PLEASE I AM BEGGING u ALL!!! geplaatst een jaar geleden

u gotta help me, man, my tie is evil and it's gonna kill meeeee!!!!! geplaatst een jaar geleden

We all need to get our vrienden to read Ben Drowned. We then buy an Elegy of Emptiness statue and get the reverse Song of Healing on our iPods, and SCARE THE HELL OUT OF THEM 24/7! geplaatst een jaar geleden

So we're on a Ben Drowned craze now? Well, expect to see a million Fanpoppers be scared shitless in the volgende few days. geplaatst een jaar geleden

this is like the 17th boom ive fallen out of this month. something tells me im going to fall out of at least 6 more. O.o geplaatst een jaar geleden

Hanging with the guys enough i'm the only girl =) geplaatst een jaar geleden

OK so I know this is an unpopular opinion but I believe that hate clubs should be allowed, I mean don't get me wrong i'm not like a big hate fan of something, it's just people come onto fanspots and stuff to hate otherwise and people don't want to read it, I just think if there were hate clubs people could release there anger without upsetting anyone else. I also think they'd be a great idea in times of ship wars. :/ geplaatst een jaar geleden

hi guys im new geplaatst een jaar geleden

What if someone discovered oranges weren't vegetables? What would they be, fruit? of would they be from someother planet? Would this discovery change the world as we know it? What would u do If oranges weren't vegetables?

O.O my cousin's poem he wrote for his third grade class. geplaatst een jaar geleden

link geplaatst een jaar geleden

My mom's Laptop is making some really creepy ezel noises. > _ > I know she wasn't watching a movie the last time she used it, and I swear it wasn't even turned on when I woke up this morning..And I'm home pagina alone...

...And I'm reading a bunch of Creepypasta shit...

...*opens the door and gets the hell out of the apartment* geplaatst een jaar geleden

A young girl is playing in her bedroom when she hears her mother call to her from the kitchen, so she runs downstairs to meet her mother.
As she's running through the hallway, the door to the cupboard under the stairs opens, and a hand reaches out and pulls her in. It's her mother. She whispers to her child, "Don't go into the kitchen. I heard it too." geplaatst een jaar geleden

Rawr...>:3 geplaatst een jaar geleden

You've met a terrible fate haven't you? geplaatst een jaar geleden

OH FUCK I JUST READ/WATCHED BEN. Afraid of Cleverbot now. And video games. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I have a dead bat hanging on the phone lines outside my window...
it got eletrocuted,now it looks like someone deep-fried it... geplaatst een jaar geleden

epicness ssǝuɔıdǝ geplaatst een jaar geleden

i am so annoyed because my parents told me they are going back to my home pagina town and when i ask to come i get told no u have school and why do want to go i say because i wanna see Nicole and i wanna see and hang out with her but they wont let me i am so freaking mad and it is so stupid that they wont let me come i am so GGGRRRR why wont they let me come WHY?!?!?!?!?!OMG i just dont get why they wont let me come i no i have school but i can skip i havent missed a sisngle dag of school why!!!!!!? geplaatst een jaar geleden

all the injustice....... geplaatst een jaar geleden