There once a man named Hairy Pickle. Who lived in a town with all people called Hairy Pickle. But in that town was one man not named Hairy Pickle, So they hung him door his Hairy Pickle! XD
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i live to be random that is the beschrijving of my life! from Arizona to LA it is like a dream i am filming the movie Crazy,Stupid love NOW and is COOL cant wait for the release :D thanks to all fans! HAHA i rock
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people of the world today in school my teacher left the class for 1 hr and everyone started trowing pencils at eachother and the teacher walked in and 17 people got detencion lol :0
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link NASTY VIDEO!I JUST RANDOMLY FOUND ITS 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP!My COUSIN AND I ALMOST PUKED!DX NASTAY!!THOUGHT IT WAS2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP OF CHOCOLATE!
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i love randomness and being an angel for victoria secret! I LOVE ALL u BUYERS TOO and all u who came to the angles toon with all of us and Heidi Klum from MS candice S (an Angel)
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I LOVE ALL u fans out there please come to my opening of the sleazy tour on feb 15 in oregon and enter to win a 500$ shopping spree with me! (available at retail shops only which means the money goes further) LOVE KE$HA
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u know, when we're alone and I'm talking out loud it is kind of for your benefit, I already know the things that I am saying. -Outsourced
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ugh, hate it when that happens! :( i did that once when it was snowing, i screamed and shouted "OW! HOT!" and they were like : Hot? its freezing cold.. and i wont go on... yea xDeen jaar geleden
OMG O.o, I was full on singing 'Grenade' earlier and screaming it into the fone waiting for my sister to answer, no one was home pagina and I was walking down the hallway (Still yelling) and then BAM my mum's bf was right there in the lounge room and... I had a giggle fit XD
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Me: hallo Josh, I know who your mom is! Josh: Who? Me: TAYLOR! *makes :3 face* Josh: Ewww Shes black! Cameron: Dude, u need a lesson on life. Taylor: Whos talkin bout me? Josh: YOUR MOM! Me: Oh dude, thats not somethin nice to say to your mom! Taylor: WHAT THE?!? *stares at me* Cameron: RUN BEFORE THAT NIGGA GETS YA ANNIE! Me: Dude, now u need a lesson on life. Cameron: Sorry. *sits down*
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Smart people aren't nerds, People that wear black aren't "emo", Most blondes aren't dumb, Not all boys like Black Ops, Not all girls are obssesed with hair.
It's called the real world.
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I am Smart, a nerd, wear black but not emo, blonde but im a guy so idk if the joke goes there, I play black ops *coughs* level 50 *coughs*een jaar geleden
Boyfriend: Make a C with your right hand. Girlfriend: Okay.*makes a C* Boyfriend: *smiles and makes C with his left hand, placing it opposite of hers* Girlfriend: A heart? Boyfriend: No. My stomach, and its empty. Make me a sandwich.
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Once I found David archuleta's fan number And I called it And he picked up...but I hung up on him cause I panicked...so now every time I try to call him he spent pick up.and I'm still mad at myself
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I just beat my cat up with a noodle. That outta teach her to quit scratching my feet.
By the way it's the pool noodle, if it was an actual noodle it'd get stuck to her nose, leaving me to quite a site to laugh at. Yeah right now there is just random things laying around my house :p
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O_O WHY ARE u STARING AT ME?!? Its not my fault I have Ophthalmophobia (fear of being stared at)!!!! SO STOP STARING!!.......wait.........what were we talking about again?....*Shrugs* oh well O_o
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that movie the roomate looks super scary ! i'm not a big horror movie fan. (: haha. the previews for the roomate freak me out !
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GUY: Want to hear a joke about my cock? Oh wait, its too long. GIRL: Want to hear a joke about my vagina? Oh wait, u wont get it.
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Lost your pen=no pen No pen=no notes Nonotes=no study No study=Fail Fail=no diploma No diploma=no work no work=no money no money=no food no food=you get skinny u get skinny=then u get ugly Ugly=no love no love=no marriage no marriage=no children no children= alone alone=depression depression=sickness sickness=death
Lesson: Don’t lose your pen, u will die.. :P
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Omg Guys ! I Have This App On My Phone, Youhh Put Your Index Finger On The Lense And It Measures Ur hart-, hart Rate. So I Was Bored And I Used It And It zei '98' Then I Started Thinkinq Bout My Ex And Me And I Look Down At My Phone And It Was '140' ! Haha I Was Like Wtf ? O.o lol
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What I Would Want To Be This Week : A Talk toon Host Person Thinqy (; I Could See It Now ! * Me Talkinq To Lindsy Lohan* Me: How Was It For u ? Playinq A 'Straight' In So Many Movies Lindsy: .......... Ahh Yes, That Wud Be Interestinq (x
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would u kom bij my I.H.Y club?its for if u hate something and/or nobody listens to your complains then come here and talk as much as u want here's the url link
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Yay, get to see some of my fam tomorrow, strand on tuesday. Umm... Thinking of something for wednesday, prolly hang with vrienden and sleeping at my mates on thursday :) Had to share it <3
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A guy broke into my appartment last week, he didn't take the TV, just the remote. Now he drives door every night and changes the channels... Sick bastard
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