So, Darius, my foreman, he zei his sister is going to verplaats into town and he wants to know if I'd ever hire her on the ranch. I had to ask, first of all, is she tough enough, seconde of all, does she have nice tits? He just responded, bitch, she black

So yeah, we might finally have another woman on the ranch geplaatst een jaar geleden

Wtf with pain that comes out of the blue! geplaatst een jaar geleden

OMG!!! SO CUTE 💞

My six jaar old sister and I fight like these two cute Koala

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Do u think animals ever wonder why we wear clothes? geplaatst een jaar geleden

So what exactly is meditation anyway. Like u sit there in silence and do what? geplaatst een jaar geleden

Tamarindo pulp candy is good :) geplaatst een jaar geleden

OMG!!! u would not believe believe this.....

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And he still managed to get up.... geplaatst een jaar geleden

Do u ever have something that u love so much that u cry whenever u look at it of think about it just because u love it so much? geplaatst een jaar geleden

Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight... there would be mass confusion geplaatst een jaar geleden

Bibbity Bobbity Boo - that’s 20 grand geplaatst een jaar geleden

Wow, I really am a thot geplaatst een jaar geleden

link lmao geplaatst een jaar geleden

OMG!!! I can't stop crying

"Bird frozen to metal fence rescued door a man"

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My birthday is in...

9 days. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Has anyone ever wondered how it would be like if we had Asses for Boobs and Boobs for Asses? geplaatst een jaar geleden

I will never look at sandwiches the same way again. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Mom wants me to take an IQ test. Anyone want to bet on what score I might get? I'm thinking like 90 at best geplaatst een jaar geleden

The new icoon round is
is ... why
xD geplaatst een jaar geleden

Fun fact. Tried to write the word "facepalmed" and it came out as "Fanpopped" geplaatst een jaar geleden

The moment when you're opening the door to enter a public restroom and the person in the bathroom is opening the door to leave. geplaatst een jaar geleden

It's my birthday
and xD

jk geplaatst een jaar geleden

Well, today's my birthday, and I'm finally 16. It feels strange that this
day's upon me, but I'm happy that I made it this far. Cheers to me I
guess. xD geplaatst een jaar geleden

It's my birthday today, having cake and chilling all dag long~ geplaatst een jaar geleden

I wonder if the Receptionist at the Sperm Bank has ever used the phrase ''Thank u for coming'' !!!! geplaatst een jaar geleden

Question, why would we stop drop and roll in a brand if we are also supposed to "break glass in case of fire"?

Wouldnt we just end up rolling on glass shards? I dont think that would be very helpful geplaatst een jaar geleden

Wot if someone still remembers the ''Wot if'' Meme? geplaatst een jaar geleden

A couple of the new boys on the ranch have taken to just calling me mamma. They started doing it at a joke, but it's turning into meer and meer of my actual nickname. I'm perfectly okay with this geplaatst een jaar geleden

I am off to work
*Gives roses to fanpop friends* geplaatst een jaar geleden

People, do u even? geplaatst een jaar geleden

Stupid Dog

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vs

Smart Dog

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Excellence is not a skill, it's an attitude. geplaatst een jaar geleden

The Wine of Life keeps oozing drop door drop, The Leaves of Life keep falling one door one. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Life is a DNA software system. geplaatst een jaar geleden

We live in a regenboog of chaos. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Life isn't a tiptoe through the tulips. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Life is like a game of cards. The hand u are dealt is determinism; the way u play it is free will. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I have so much chaos in my life, it's become normal. u become used to it. u have to just relax, calm down, take a deep breath and try to see how u can make things work rather than complain about how they're wrong. geplaatst een jaar geleden

My life is like a speeding bullet that just hasn't hit the target yet. geplaatst een jaar geleden

muziek washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. geplaatst een jaar geleden

The harder the conflict, the meer glorious the triumph. geplaatst een jaar geleden

If you're going through hell, keep going. geplaatst een jaar geleden

u can't kruis the sea merely door standing and staring at the water. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Life is 10% what happens to u and 90% how u react to it. geplaatst een jaar geleden

The holidays are only overwhelming because it's crunch time. It's like everyone trying to get last-minute things in before the New jaar starts. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I like how innuendo-filled Random is tonight geplaatst een jaar geleden

At long last, I finally created my own background image for my Fanpop profile! geplaatst een jaar geleden

My new phone is rose goud and I have a kawaii theme for it and I'm going to make one of those obnoxious decoden cases for it and prove my superior kawaii skills. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Thought Id watch the world burn and told my coworkers during a conversation that I really think the Megaman games are poorly designed. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Calling your man "daddy" of "sir" is for amateurs. Step it up a bit and say "Lieutenant". geplaatst een jaar geleden

Maybe if we told all of those so called smart people that it's called linguistic minimalism, they'll start using plain English for once geplaatst een jaar geleden

u see, all world leaders are stupid.

If we wanted world peace, all we have to do is emphasize production on Snicker bars then have everyone eat it at once

Duh. Idiots. geplaatst een jaar geleden

When a short person waves at you, it is called a microwave.(,, ･∀･)ﾉ geplaatst een jaar geleden

I had an extremely busy day, converting oxygen into carbon dioxide. geplaatst een jaar geleden

My windows aren't dirty, my dog is painting. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I don't go crazy, I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Don't mess with me, I know Karate, Judo, Jujitsu, Kung Fu and 20 other dangerous words. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I'm multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I'm just going to flip this omelette... Okay, we're having scrambled eggs. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Love is a holy affection. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Make your lives a masterpiece, u only get one canvas. geplaatst een jaar geleden

ily geplaatst een jaar geleden

Fried chicken..
u and me tonight
🤤 geplaatst een jaar geleden

So here we go again... this is gonna be one of those sleepless nights. O.O Gotta translate about 3 materials, then write about 5 meer pages until the morning and make some small measurements... and I have this strong will to complain about it here just because I can. I`m so close to the finish line, but my anxiety is getting the best of me again. Why it`s always the important moments... ヽ(ಠ_ಠ)ノ geplaatst een jaar geleden

I was walking behind a shitbox honda civic in the walmart parking lot when the little teef driving it started it up with me right behind it. His shitty ezel fucking aftermarket exhaust was so loud it almost made me jump out of my boots
Then the little teef had the nerve to laugh at me.
If I ever see him again I'm bashing his fucking face in geplaatst een jaar geleden

I can feel a change, a change in the wind
I could change your heart, if you'd let me in
Do u believe, we'll do incredible things
Soar above all with incredible wings
All I need is all that u can give

Faith, in the smallest amount
Giving me your power where it counts
I can make your greatest wish come true if u believe
If u put a little faith in me... geplaatst een jaar geleden

OH MAN I wheezed so much listening this. I just stopped laughing after like 5 mins of laughter holy shit lmfao

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Look at this. geplaatst een jaar geleden

i'm in love with their Al Mariachi geplaatst een jaar geleden

OMG!!!

28th of May(TODAY) is celebrated as "National Masturbation Day"

o_o

eeehhhhh I can't believe such things exists.

Guys are u gonna celebrate it? ewww *Coughs* geplaatst een jaar geleden

Expecto Patronum!!!! geplaatst een jaar geleden

Just a tip I thought up and felt it would be helpful for others to hear as I was getting ready for bed

If u ever find yourself drowning, open your mouth up and begin drinking the water. u cand drown if there is no water 

That is all, have a nice dag geplaatst een jaar geleden

Who watches the Nexfilx toon , Kakegurui!!!???😎 geplaatst een jaar geleden

This club needs mouth to mouth resuscitation geplaatst een jaar geleden

In two weeks... geplaatst een jaar geleden

Does anyone have experience with camping? And door this, I mean: Tent, sleeping bag, and all that shit. Because that's what I'll be doing with my Dad in 3 weeks. I asked him if he ever went camping, and he said, "Yes". And also zei that he ironically planned a camping trip, and told me I had plenty of time to decide if I wanted to go. And I actually think this would be fun, but I've never camped without a camper before. The place we're going to is on an island, in the middle of a lake. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Congratulations, TheLefteris24. u have got a best answer in one of my vorige questions. Best of luck for the new contests. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Eyes are the windows to the soul, and if u hurt someone's eyes the windows will break and their souls will just fly out! geplaatst een jaar geleden

Stay thirsty, my vrienden geplaatst een jaar geleden

Pissing off sjws is so refreshing. I pissed one off apparently with my blog and I didn't have to say anything. I am just that good.

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Junko Enoshima is best Despairing Waifu. Period !!!! geplaatst een jaar geleden

Today's winner of daily "Best Answer " contest is Zanhar1. Congratulaions, Zangelica. Also, she even got a best answer in one of my questions. Okay, guys. Let's see who wins the volgende round. Good luck! geplaatst een jaar geleden

Maybe I like mystery books/movies so much because I'm fucking dumb and can't see the ending coming even if hints are dangling in front of my face. geplaatst een jaar geleden

OMG!! OMG!!! OMG!!!

A girl I love the most on Facebook liked my picture..............

I know her since 2015 but we never talk much. I call her Disney Princess and she asked me to call her Cinderella instead which means she loves my attention, right?

Guys, she is like GODDESS OF BEAUTY

I can send u her link, if u wanna see her.....

Should I talk to her more? geplaatst een jaar geleden

so, I am going to post vraag now and then. u guys will try to give the most funny/sarcastic / (rude if u have to) comeback answers. It will be a competition of who can get the best answer. Don't just answer. aslo try to vote the worthy ones. Leave commentaren as well. It will be engaging and fun. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I should just quit my dag job and become a trucker full time

I would if that wouldn't take me away from my husband so much geplaatst een jaar geleden

Would u rather die a hero of live long enough to see yourself become the villain? geplaatst een jaar geleden

My vision level is 53,000 !!!! geplaatst een jaar geleden

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wow 100% totes me rn #relatable #wowihavebeenawakefortoolongandnowiwanttoshitpostonthewall geplaatst een jaar geleden

Please sign the petition

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And do check the 9 seconden video at the top

I am crying and shivering right now. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I'm in bed and I don't remember how I got into bed... geplaatst een jaar geleden

Loved the Infinity War movie. It was much different than the comics, but MCU has been altering the story from the start...so I don't mind. It's the result of yaers of story building. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Whenever I played Ubisoft's South Park games, the characters keep calling me "Nu Kid" for some reason. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Aaaargh, it`s 4:30 in the morning, but I`m still up pulling an all-nighter. Weirdly enough, that`s only seconde time it has happened this semester. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I can’t believe I even tried to be nice to noRAP. u guys were right. He deserves to be shit on. I’m fucking tired of being nice to someone and then being spat on. From now on, I will destroy anyone who crosses me so they don’t have a chance to do it to me of anyone else again. I’ve had it! geplaatst een jaar geleden

I talked to an old trucker at a truck stop this morning. He was a real nice guy, asked me when the baby was due, talked about his days as a farm hand. It's easy to assume an old bearded tattooed trucker is scetchy as hell but he was just super nice

I mean, I'm pretty sure he was looking at my tits the whole time, but what can I say, I don't blame him geplaatst een jaar geleden

The child who is not embraced door the village will burn it down to feel its warmth geplaatst een jaar geleden

My God, I had so many message in my inbox it has taken me 2 hours to reply to them all--mostly because they are really long messages. And I still have a few to go. I just hope these people still want to talk to me after all of this time lmao! geplaatst een jaar geleden

As soon as I finish cooking breakfast, the boys and I are going to load up the truck and I'll be back on the road. I got my favoriete metal playlist, short shorts, and absolutely no bras because I'm getting fucking comfy in my own cabine geplaatst een jaar geleden