Oh hey. Officially been here for six years. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I really couldn't sleep last night. Melody kept kicking me and keeping me awake. She's not even born yet and she's already a handful geplaatst een jaar geleden

It's weird how New people arrive, add u stay for such a short time then leave for no reason. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Found my way back here again, my vrienden geplaatst een jaar geleden

Random fact, I'm actually at a pretty high BMI, but that's just because of my muscle. I'm not even really particularly lean, I'm just a well built person. Also having big ezel tits geplaatst een jaar geleden

Albuu noamm shi graan, Molliyk zenvaas kevvass munda! geplaatst een jaar geleden

Just the tip of the iceberg, concerning Martin Garrix memes... :)

Any caption requests? geplaatst een jaar geleden

Update: tried to break it to him gently. He left some of my groups on Messenger. Oh well.

Other people that tolerated him irl, even his boss, told me he was manipulative. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Follow my drawing reference page @art.block.help on instagram
link geplaatst een jaar geleden

I'm gonna start making Martin Garrix memes. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I really wish my dad and my husband would get along. They try, to their credit, but they have bad blood going back to before me geplaatst een jaar geleden

Tfw u had to break it to a clingy online friend.

The guy I'm talking about needs to realize I have meer vrienden that just him.

Rant's over. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I haven’t slept in forever. Not door choice though. If I’d got to chose I’d go to sleep and never wake up. I’m very sleep deprived and it’s getting to me. I’ll go put myself to bed now before I do something stupid. Sometimes it’s good to be so tired that u have less of a chance of waking up near 4:10 and being hit mental door life. That way u can’t even raise a finger geplaatst een jaar geleden

"They say that I am the sick boy." geplaatst een jaar geleden

Is it weird for me to remember the random thug's name rather than remembering the main villain's name? geplaatst een jaar geleden

Crazy thunderstorm going on here rn. I looove the mood it creates. Makes me want to just relax and draw. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Tell me. Do u bleed? geplaatst een jaar geleden

Most people on an ego trip don't have anything to pack! geplaatst een jaar geleden

LOVE is like a CIGAR
It starts with a fire..... continues with smoke.....and ends in ashes...
But don't worry - we are chain smokers geplaatst een jaar geleden

I wrote ur name on the sands...
it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in air...
it got blown away,
So i wrote ur name in my heart...
i got a hart-, hart ATTACK geplaatst een jaar geleden

Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds..... .
Open ur eyes !
Now u will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a fool. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Bring back Finish My Sentence Game on the forum! Please it was so cool! geplaatst een jaar geleden

I’m looking for work. Have u heard any rumors? geplaatst een jaar geleden

FIRST THING THAT COMES TO YOUR HEAD- GO! geplaatst een jaar geleden

My God I just realized 5his is pretty much the only reason I Fanpop geplaatst een jaar geleden

It's here. Hahaha... IT'S FUCKING HERE! Witness, everyone! This is a historical dag for the whole Meme World. Through the Inspiration provided door Borse, the newly appointed Retro God and the skills of the Meme God, that is me, a new Miracle has been brought forth.

WE PROUDLY ANNOUNCE TO u THAT THE GRAND DEBUT OF THE ''FABULOUS PAUL STANLEY MEME'' HAS COME INTO REALIZATION! PRAISE UNTO THIS PHENOMENAL EVENT! THE STARTING POINT OF A BRAND NEW MEME AND MY LATEST MASTERPIECE !!!! geplaatst een jaar geleden

I now pronounce u husband (Bratz4life ) and wife (NagisaFurukawa-), u may kiss the bride. geplaatst een jaar geleden

''Everybody loves Boobs... It's a universal language!''

- Kenichiro Takaki !!!! geplaatst een jaar geleden

I let my lesbian vrienden paint my nails, do makeup, and do my hair yesterday. I felt so goddamn pretty
My nails have little Ford logos painted on them geplaatst een jaar geleden

y ru buying clothes at the soep store geplaatst een jaar geleden

Honestly, it is good being the Meme God. Memes are part of Life. Everything u can imagine has the potential of becoming one. They have been here since Creation, are being made as we speak and will continue to do so for millennia to come. Memes are the Universe itself !!!! geplaatst een jaar geleden

"I think we have two very important missions in life. One is to find out who we really are and the other one is to taste as much of life and experience as much of life as we can" - David Coverdale geplaatst een jaar geleden

I've been so goddamn depressed here lately, so a couple of vrienden are picking me up tomorrow for a girl's night out in Santa Fe. We're going to get some good food and probably several books. I know Lucia is going to give me some pep talk about Albert Camus and philosophy, Helin is going to tell me all about how there is stregnth in femininity. I know how it's going to go, but I'm excited still geplaatst een jaar geleden

Honestly, Im not against liberals of anything, but geesh California is so damn liberal

Like we are having a talk in AP Government cos my teacher asked for people to defend one side of the other

And the whole entire class is solely arguing on why the liberal idea is right, getting offended when people play devils advocate, and saying the other side makes absolutely no sense of whatever

Its like this whole grade of mine is an echo chamber. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Q: ranch work seems hard, how do u do it? A: door recognizing that existence is fleeting and nothing u could ever amount to is meer than a gust in a gale, u learn that your pain and suffering are of no real importance. door recognizing the sisyphean nature of my lifestyle, I learn to hold on to every scrap of happiness that I can scrape up from my meaninglessness geplaatst een jaar geleden

Why did the eend kruis the road ?
To prove he wasn’t chicken !!!!! geplaatst een jaar geleden

Leave a like of commentaar if your ALSO a fan of Marshal Mathers (AKA Eminem/Slim Shady) geplaatst een jaar geleden

What do u call it when u and your partner just so happen to have the same kink?

A coincikink geplaatst een jaar geleden

Gas gas gas!
I'm gonna step on the gas
Tonight I'll fly!
And be your lover
Yeah yeah yeah!
I'll be so quick as a flash
And I'll be your hero

Gas gas gas!
I'm gonna run as a flash
Tonight I'll fight!
To be the winner
Yeah yeah yeah!
I'm gonna step on the gas
And you'll see the big show!

Gas gas gas!
Yeah yeah YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Gas gas gas!
And you'll see the big SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!

Ahhhh... geplaatst een jaar geleden

u know what part I like about waking up early? None.. let me go back to sleep. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Did u just fall? No, I was checking if gravity still works. geplaatst een jaar geleden

They call it "fell asleep" but it should be meer like "entered a mental state of regeneration. geplaatst een jaar geleden

My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me. geplaatst een jaar geleden

If u die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button. geplaatst een jaar geleden

If u can't do anything about it, laugh like hell. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I live in my own little world. But its ok, they know me here.^^ geplaatst een jaar geleden

If you're too open-minded; your brains will fall out. geplaatst een jaar geleden

When life gives u lemons, squirt someone in the eye. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I'm married to Maru in Stardew Valley, Lydia in Skyrim, Carlos in real life, and blind on fanpop. Wow, I'm a schoffel, hoe geplaatst een jaar geleden

tbh without vrienden
fanpop is shit geplaatst een jaar geleden

"Nobody gonna take my car
I'm gonna race it to the ground
Nobody gonna beat my car
It's gonna break the speed of sound
Oooh it's a killing machine
It's got everything
Like a driving power big fat tyres
and everything" geplaatst een jaar geleden

N-NANI? KANSEI DORIFTO?! geplaatst een jaar geleden

Anyone here play Fortnite? My display name is: Felix1990 geplaatst een jaar geleden

"The problem with people who have no vices is generally u can be pretty sure they're going to have some annoying virtues"

Elizabeth Taylor geplaatst een jaar geleden

ge ge gegege no ge geplaatst een jaar geleden

So this old lady who has been antagonizing me since I was a little kid saw me at the tractor, trekker supply co, and she started yelling at me for having a Satanic pentagram on my truck's window. I could have told her to fuck off, but I decided to have a little fun. I used her backwards worldview against her and convinced her that the devil literally made me do it geplaatst een jaar geleden

I have a simple vraag for u guys.
link geplaatst een jaar geleden

I like how most of u answered yes on my last vraag XD geplaatst een jaar geleden

Dude... I dont know how many 7+ uur drives I can take to visit my universiteit XD Like I went my first one there and then another one back over the past two days and those drives are horrible XD geplaatst een jaar geleden

HAAAAAAAAIIIIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !!!! geplaatst een jaar geleden

JOKE OF THE DAY:

Q: Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long ?
A: Because it’ll be a foot !!!!! geplaatst een jaar geleden

I wish to everyone a great dag geplaatst een jaar geleden

What I hate when a great musician passes, I can`t listen to the muziek same way ever again. It`s bittersweet to listen to. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Fill in the blank:

"I am the white void. I am the cold steel. I am the just sword. With blade in hand shall I reap the sins of this world and cleanse it in the fires of destruction. I am ______. The end has come!" geplaatst een jaar geleden

A friend just texted me: "I used to work construction, but I just couldn't build a career. After that, I was a janitor, and let me tell you, I've seen some shit. Now I work in a car factory and it's about to drive me crazy" geplaatst een jaar geleden

Legit the most silliest and dramatic thing someone did was first kick me out their server for making puns and also two dming me and saying that puns make them wanna die. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Someone asked me: "what do u drive that big ezel truck for?" "Well, to carry the weight of my emotional baggage" geplaatst een jaar geleden

why did i get suspended i didn’t do anything 😭
NightKiss is it because of the yaoi icons? geplaatst een jaar geleden

I bought an art book and was surprised with homo erotica instead. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I get wanting to smell nice at work. It's not my thing, but I get it. Still, the only excuse to wear that much perfume is if you're a crack whore who wants to cover up that she got her water turned off weeks geleden geplaatst een jaar geleden

im at soep geplaatst een jaar geleden

My vrienden internet is back on!! This calls for celebration! CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!! Scratch that. Cheese for no one. We shall venture forth to the great hall for a plentiful amount of mead and meat! Who will kom bij me in the internets veilig return? geplaatst een jaar geleden

When your sofa is really comfortable to lie on even if it's old and is quite torn, and is difficult to let go of it even though u are getting a new one! geplaatst een jaar geleden

Shit my husband says: sex with a woman is a lot like driving a classic car. u want to be gentle and nice, but it's so much meer fun if u don't geplaatst een jaar geleden

Follow me!
Pay attention to me, follow me!
Follow me!
Pay attention to me, pay attention to me! geplaatst een jaar geleden

Im not really watching American Idol but my mom has been and all I gotta say is that Cade is a serious rock ster already.

Like wtf is he doing here?

Why isnt he already out there? geplaatst een jaar geleden

Literally in the middle of a blizzard right now. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Looking back, "give me your queso blanco" may have been a bad thing to say to my Mexican husband during sex geplaatst een jaar geleden

Yesterday: "Oh yay! It's almost 80 degrees! I can finally wear shorts."

Today: "Dammit! It's snowing!" geplaatst een jaar geleden

United States of America, France and United Kingdom launches raket strikes in Syria

And Russia has warned USA

Is this the beginning of World War 3? geplaatst een jaar geleden

My overly political brother made a snide commentaar to my mom so I constructed a post designed to offend everything he believes in. geplaatst een jaar geleden

"Digital art is easy and cheating! u have an undo button! And the computer does it for you!!!"
-People who haven't tried digital art. geplaatst een jaar geleden

link :D First time in months to get a few drinks. What`s a better way to spend the rest of the evening than watching dumb videos and gaming with friends. geplaatst een jaar geleden

hallo guys. I'm sorry about the enquête earlier. I didn't know that someone else tried it before I did it hurt people's eyes. I hope u can forgive me for being ignorant and stupid. I saw something at the bottom of the screen and grew curious about what I saw. I'm so sorry and I promise it won't happen again. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Alright, I'm back so suck my shit XD But it's a joke, so don't get butthurt over being anal fucked door words that aren't words but poetry that look like words in the form of taking a beautiful wet fecal projection all over the everything that isn't everything because even "nothing" is everything due to "nothing" being a word.

Logic 101. geplaatst een jaar geleden

kom bij my club!
link
Feel free to add anything u want to it geplaatst een jaar geleden

I've really been getting along with my mom a lot better since I got pregnant. I think it's gegeven me some perspective that I didn't have before geplaatst een jaar geleden

Gonna go to a somewhat swanky restaurant today and I'm just over here looking at the menu online and all the names are in Italian and I feel like I'm gonna go in there like
"Yes I would like *food with a foreign name* and a glass of *fancy red wine of a highly sought after label and year*. *laughs in posh*"
Something about it feels so silly. geplaatst een jaar geleden

tfw u are a procrastinator and finally get your homework done before 11 PM for once geplaatst een jaar geleden

So, I really only commentaar gegeven on this uithangbord like, what, twice? And I was annoying as shit.
Anyways, I answered a shit ton of vragen on here and I used to be really active.
So sup. I'm back-ish. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Zu’u los Cesar. Lokal mich vaas los kraan tiid geplaatst een jaar geleden

My belly is at the point where it is bulging out some, and I think I might be feeling some flutters. My little Melody Kilroy has been active this week. I'm so excited geplaatst een jaar geleden

ok if any of u have a switch nd wanna play mario kart hmu geplaatst een jaar geleden

ok officer i get that but like why tho geplaatst een jaar geleden

Guess who's getting meer snow? geplaatst een jaar geleden

My grandpa is gonna make it.. And in the end, I did get to see him,. geplaatst een jaar geleden

TFW u order something online and it's not here immediately. geplaatst een jaar geleden

"With my bow and arrows, I respectfully ask for the divine protection of the sun god Apollo and the moon goddess Artemis.”
“I offer thee this calamity — Phoebus Catastrophe!” geplaatst een jaar geleden

*trumpetsound*
*pour green tea*
sucks on dick
does it real good
does it real does it real does it real good
*deku scrub sound*
*ganondorf laugh* geplaatst een jaar geleden

I don't think I could get an abortion even if I had a good reason too. I'm not trying to make a political statement on whether of not people should, I'm just saying I myself couldn't do it. geplaatst een jaar geleden