I’m looking for work. Have u heard any rumors? geplaatst een jaar geleden

FIRST THING THAT COMES TO YOUR HEAD- GO! geplaatst een jaar geleden

My God I just realized 5his is pretty much the only reason I Fanpop geplaatst een jaar geleden

It's here. Hahaha... IT'S FUCKING HERE! Witness, everyone! This is a historical dag for the whole Meme World. Through the Inspiration provided door Borse, the newly appointed Retro God and the skills of the Meme God, that is me, a new Miracle has been brought forth.

WE PROUDLY ANNOUNCE TO u THAT THE GRAND DEBUT OF THE ''FABULOUS PAUL STANLEY MEME'' HAS COME INTO REALIZATION! PRAISE UNTO THIS PHENOMENAL EVENT! THE STARTING POINT OF A BRAND NEW MEME AND MY LATEST MASTERPIECE !!!! geplaatst een jaar geleden

I now pronounce u husband (Bratz4life ) and wife (NagisaFurukawa-), u may kiss the bride. geplaatst een jaar geleden

''Everybody loves Boobs... It's a universal language!''

- Kenichiro Takaki !!!! geplaatst een jaar geleden

I let my lesbian vrienden paint my nails, do makeup, and do my hair yesterday. I felt so goddamn pretty
My nails have little Ford logos painted on them geplaatst een jaar geleden

y ru buying clothes at the soep store geplaatst een jaar geleden

Honestly, it is good being the Meme God. Memes are part of Life. Everything u can imagine has the potential of becoming one. They have been here since Creation, are being made as we speak and will continue to do so for millennia to come. Memes are the Universe itself !!!! geplaatst een jaar geleden

"I think we have two very important missions in life. One is to find out who we really are and the other one is to taste as much of life and experience as much of life as we can" - David Coverdale geplaatst een jaar geleden

I've been so goddamn depressed here lately, so a couple of vrienden are picking me up tomorrow for a girl's night out in Santa Fe. We're going to get some good food and probably several books. I know Lucia is going to give me some pep talk about Albert Camus and philosophy, Helin is going to tell me all about how there is stregnth in femininity. I know how it's going to go, but I'm excited still geplaatst een jaar geleden

Honestly, Im not against liberals of anything, but geesh California is so damn liberal

Like we are having a talk in AP Government cos my teacher asked for people to defend one side of the other

And the whole entire class is solely arguing on why the liberal idea is right, getting offended when people play devils advocate, and saying the other side makes absolutely no sense of whatever

Its like this whole grade of mine is an echo chamber. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Q: ranch work seems hard, how do u do it? A: door recognizing that existence is fleeting and nothing u could ever amount to is meer than a gust in a gale, u learn that your pain and suffering are of no real importance. door recognizing the sisyphean nature of my lifestyle, I learn to hold on to every scrap of happiness that I can scrape up from my meaninglessness geplaatst een jaar geleden

Why did the eend kruis the road ?
To prove he wasn’t chicken !!!!! geplaatst een jaar geleden

Leave a like of commentaar if your ALSO a fan of Marshal Mathers (AKA Eminem/Slim Shady) geplaatst een jaar geleden

What do u call it when u and your partner just so happen to have the same kink?

A coincikink geplaatst een jaar geleden

Gas gas gas!
I'm gonna step on the gas
Tonight I'll fly!
And be your lover
Yeah yeah yeah!
I'll be so quick as a flash
And I'll be your hero

Gas gas gas!
I'm gonna run as a flash
Tonight I'll fight!
To be the winner
Yeah yeah yeah!
I'm gonna step on the gas
And you'll see the big show!

Gas gas gas!
Yeah yeah YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Gas gas gas!
And you'll see the big SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!

Ahhhh... geplaatst een jaar geleden

u know what part I like about waking up early? None.. let me go back to sleep. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Did u just fall? No, I was checking if gravity still works. geplaatst een jaar geleden

They call it "fell asleep" but it should be meer like "entered a mental state of regeneration. geplaatst een jaar geleden

My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me. geplaatst een jaar geleden

If u die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button. geplaatst een jaar geleden

If u can't do anything about it, laugh like hell. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I live in my own little world. But its ok, they know me here.^^ geplaatst een jaar geleden

If you're too open-minded; your brains will fall out. geplaatst een jaar geleden

When life gives u lemons, squirt someone in the eye. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I'm married to Maru in Stardew Valley, Lydia in Skyrim, Carlos in real life, and blind on fanpop. Wow, I'm a schoffel, hoe geplaatst een jaar geleden

tbh without vrienden
fanpop is shit geplaatst een jaar geleden

"Nobody gonna take my car
I'm gonna race it to the ground
Nobody gonna beat my car
It's gonna break the speed of sound
Oooh it's a killing machine
It's got everything
Like a driving power big fat tyres
and everything" geplaatst een jaar geleden

N-NANI? KANSEI DORIFTO?! geplaatst een jaar geleden

Anyone here play Fortnite? My display name is: Felix1990 geplaatst een jaar geleden

"The problem with people who have no vices is generally u can be pretty sure they're going to have some annoying virtues"

Elizabeth Taylor geplaatst een jaar geleden

ge ge gegege no ge geplaatst een jaar geleden

So this old lady who has been antagonizing me since I was a little kid saw me at the tractor, trekker supply co, and she started yelling at me for having a Satanic pentagram on my truck's window. I could have told her to fuck off, but I decided to have a little fun. I used her backwards worldview against her and convinced her that the devil literally made me do it geplaatst een jaar geleden

I have a simple vraag for u guys.
link geplaatst een jaar geleden

I like how most of u answered yes on my last vraag XD geplaatst een jaar geleden

Dude... I dont know how many 7+ uur drives I can take to visit my universiteit XD Like I went my first one there and then another one back over the past two days and those drives are horrible XD geplaatst een jaar geleden

HAAAAAAAAIIIIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !!!! geplaatst een jaar geleden

JOKE OF THE DAY:

Q: Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long ?
A: Because it’ll be a foot !!!!! geplaatst een jaar geleden

I wish to everyone a great dag geplaatst een jaar geleden

What I hate when a great musician passes, I can`t listen to the muziek same way ever again. It`s bittersweet to listen to. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Fill in the blank:

"I am the white void. I am the cold steel. I am the just sword. With blade in hand shall I reap the sins of this world and cleanse it in the fires of destruction. I am ______. The end has come!" geplaatst een jaar geleden

A friend just texted me: "I used to work construction, but I just couldn't build a career. After that, I was a janitor, and let me tell you, I've seen some shit. Now I work in a car factory and it's about to drive me crazy" geplaatst een jaar geleden

Legit the most silliest and dramatic thing someone did was first kick me out their server for making puns and also two dming me and saying that puns make them wanna die. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Someone asked me: "what do u drive that big ezel truck for?" "Well, to carry the weight of my emotional baggage" geplaatst een jaar geleden

why did i get suspended i didn’t do anything 😭
NightKiss is it because of the yaoi icons? geplaatst een jaar geleden

I bought an art book and was surprised with homo erotica instead. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I get wanting to smell nice at work. It's not my thing, but I get it. Still, the only excuse to wear that much perfume is if you're a crack whore who wants to cover up that she got her water turned off weeks geleden geplaatst een jaar geleden

im at soep geplaatst een jaar geleden

My vrienden internet is back on!! This calls for celebration! CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!! Scratch that. Cheese for no one. We shall venture forth to the great hall for a plentiful amount of mead and meat! Who will kom bij me in the internets veilig return? geplaatst een jaar geleden

When your sofa is really comfortable to lie on even if it's old and is quite torn, and is difficult to let go of it even though u are getting a new one! geplaatst een jaar geleden

Shit my husband says: sex with a woman is a lot like driving a classic car. u want to be gentle and nice, but it's so much meer fun if u don't geplaatst een jaar geleden

Follow me!
Pay attention to me, follow me!
Follow me!
Pay attention to me, pay attention to me! geplaatst een jaar geleden

Im not really watching American Idol but my mom has been and all I gotta say is that Cade is a serious rock ster already.

Like wtf is he doing here?

Why isnt he already out there? geplaatst een jaar geleden

Literally in the middle of a blizzard right now. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Looking back, "give me your queso blanco" may have been a bad thing to say to my Mexican husband during sex geplaatst een jaar geleden

Yesterday: "Oh yay! It's almost 80 degrees! I can finally wear shorts."

Today: "Dammit! It's snowing!" geplaatst een jaar geleden

United States of America, France and United Kingdom launches raket strikes in Syria

And Russia has warned USA

Is this the beginning of World War 3? geplaatst een jaar geleden

My overly political brother made a snide commentaar to my mom so I constructed a post designed to offend everything he believes in. geplaatst een jaar geleden

"Digital art is easy and cheating! u have an undo button! And the computer does it for you!!!"
-People who haven't tried digital art. geplaatst een jaar geleden

link :D First time in months to get a few drinks. What`s a better way to spend the rest of the evening than watching dumb videos and gaming with friends. geplaatst een jaar geleden

hallo guys. I'm sorry about the enquête earlier. I didn't know that someone else tried it before I did it hurt people's eyes. I hope u can forgive me for being ignorant and stupid. I saw something at the bottom of the screen and grew curious about what I saw. I'm so sorry and I promise it won't happen again. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Alright, I'm back so suck my shit XD But it's a joke, so don't get butthurt over being anal fucked door words that aren't words but poetry that look like words in the form of taking a beautiful wet fecal projection all over the everything that isn't everything because even "nothing" is everything due to "nothing" being a word.

Logic 101. geplaatst een jaar geleden

kom bij my club!
link
Feel free to add anything u want to it geplaatst een jaar geleden

I've really been getting along with my mom a lot better since I got pregnant. I think it's gegeven me some perspective that I didn't have before geplaatst een jaar geleden

Gonna go to a somewhat swanky restaurant today and I'm just over here looking at the menu online and all the names are in Italian and I feel like I'm gonna go in there like
"Yes I would like *food with a foreign name* and a glass of *fancy red wine of a highly sought after label and year*. *laughs in posh*"
Something about it feels so silly. geplaatst een jaar geleden

tfw u are a procrastinator and finally get your homework done before 11 PM for once geplaatst een jaar geleden

So, I really only commentaar gegeven on this uithangbord like, what, twice? And I was annoying as shit.
Anyways, I answered a shit ton of vragen on here and I used to be really active.
So sup. I'm back-ish. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Zu’u los Cesar. Lokal mich vaas los kraan tiid geplaatst een jaar geleden

My belly is at the point where it is bulging out some, and I think I might be feeling some flutters. My little Melody Kilroy has been active this week. I'm so excited geplaatst een jaar geleden

ok if any of u have a switch nd wanna play mario kart hmu geplaatst een jaar geleden

ok officer i get that but like why tho geplaatst een jaar geleden

Guess who's getting meer snow? geplaatst een jaar geleden

My grandpa is gonna make it.. And in the end, I did get to see him,. geplaatst een jaar geleden

TFW u order something online and it's not here immediately. geplaatst een jaar geleden

"With my bow and arrows, I respectfully ask for the divine protection of the sun god Apollo and the moon goddess Artemis.”
“I offer thee this calamity — Phoebus Catastrophe!” geplaatst een jaar geleden

*trumpetsound*
*pour green tea*
sucks on dick
does it real good
does it real does it real does it real good
*deku scrub sound*
*ganondorf laugh* geplaatst een jaar geleden

I don't think I could get an abortion even if I had a good reason too. I'm not trying to make a political statement on whether of not people should, I'm just saying I myself couldn't do it. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Wow... Just wow...

I ended up with $900. What to do? What to do? geplaatst een jaar geleden

I find it amazing how this place hasn't chagned ..... the icon, the banner, It gives me pure nostalgia visiting here. However, it's unfortunate how some of my vrienden in here have deleted their account, and I didn't have a chance to say farewell to them. I remember those times when I did my best to obtain medailles at my favoriete club, including this one. door the way, how come the old post that are really old say that they are 1 jaar old? geplaatst een jaar geleden

"Never accept the world as it appears to be, dare to see it for what it could be.''

- Harold Winston, Overwatch !!!! geplaatst een jaar geleden

Back again.. hallo guys..
Hope you're all having a good morning/afternoon/night. geplaatst een jaar geleden

It took my sister and me 45 minuten to turn on a vacuum we've never used before. Not my proudest moment. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Everyone wants to be admired and appreciated; however people are so reluctant to appreciate others. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Can't believe it's almost 6 years that I've made an account here geplaatst een jaar geleden

Ohh, I'm gonna beat ya guys so hard, you'll have a Twitch

account... geplaatst een jaar geleden

I'm gonna skip work today and enthuse about babies with my mom geplaatst een jaar geleden

I need to let this out.. My grandpa is in the hospital.. They say he's gonna die.. I can't say this on facebook.. But I need to "someone".. I lost tens of relatives, but I never knew them.. This is the first time it's someone I was close too geplaatst een jaar geleden

I’m tired. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I'm going to the doctor today to get my first ultrasound. I already bet my mom 50 bucks that the mauserbaby is a boy. I feel it geplaatst een jaar geleden

when the first episode of the new season of a series is expected to be aired a particular , somehow that dag feels like a festival! geplaatst een jaar geleden

I walked in on my husband saying to a friend: "I've started ringing a klok, bell every time my wife orgasms during sex, so what she thinks is a weird kink is actually me subtly training her to associate sex with the sound of the bell. Now all I have to do is ring the klok, bell and her pussy is already watering." Damn Kal, what am I, Pavlov's bitch? geplaatst een jaar geleden

Oh God I’m sick of being sick it’s been a week😫 geplaatst een jaar geleden

Another dog owner:
Mad because his dog failed the daycare orientation and was *cooped up inside* all weekend. Why did he fail the orientation? Because he tried to bite the handler when she reached to grab his collar. Why did he try to bite her? Because the owner himself is abusive around the dog's neck, and now the dog reacts aggressively whenever someone reaches for his neck.

Gee, maybe if u treated your dog nicer, he would have gotten into daycare like u wanted.
People, man. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Some dog owners are fking crazy
We had one lady who wanted her dog in our Doggy dag Care program, but she wanted us to kick out all the other female dogs so her one male dog didn't have to be around females (even though all male dogs over 6 months old need to be neutered, anyway). She thought this was a perfectly reasonable request. Like, her one dog was so special, we're going to deny 20+ customers what they paid for just so we could satisfy *her*. So entitled. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Makeup ice cream and makeup sex are great. I seriously can't even get up right now because my entire lower regions hurt geplaatst een jaar geleden

PAY ATTENTION, EVERYONE!

I must say that I am very disappointed towards most of u people. We happen to have some outstanding Members in here like Crazedsitcomfan, noRAP and NathalieNat who are generous enough to provide us some top, boven Quality Content in this rotting Website but instead of praising this Holy Trinity and learning from its example, u all are bashing on them. Shame on each one of u really. u could learn a lot. Abandon your feelings of Jealously and aspire to be them !!!! geplaatst een jaar geleden

Happy Easter 🐣🐰🍬💕 geplaatst een jaar geleden

I talked to my husband like u all said, it took me until this morning because I'm still scared. Basically he zei he was over it after only a couple of hours and he thought I was the angry one. We're good now, and he's taking me on a datum to the local ice cream koop so that will be fun geplaatst een jaar geleden

I really hate this lame website and its shitty community.Fortunately this site is becoming meer and meer inactive so its only a matter of time before it gets taken down for good. geplaatst een jaar geleden