Cotton candy knows how to calm the nerves... Anyone? geplaatst een jaar geleden

.... The president is very serious for his usual self today. Hes saying things as they are. *claps* I like this. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Glad that shit over! geplaatst een jaar geleden

*Starts a conga line* geplaatst een jaar geleden

so hows this goud thing work geplaatst een jaar geleden

Did u know that gummy bears are actually made out of beer snot? geplaatst een jaar geleden

! I see signs of goud on my profile! They are actually doing something! geplaatst een jaar geleden

durr plant geplaatst een jaar geleden

This morning i woke my aunt up door putting my pet rat in her room. Yep... I didn't get the reaction I was waiting for, she didn't know it was a pet so she was surprised on how nice it was and walked out of her room holding it! Yep it turns out she's not afraid of rats, it looks like I will be going to the pet store for tomorrow's wake up call! geplaatst een jaar geleden

Current mood: my icoon as of this date. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I'm so old that I'm listening to 70's and 80's music. (Because I'm 16) geplaatst een jaar geleden

I'm so ready for Spring Break! Woo hoo! geplaatst een jaar geleden

Hai. This is thee Random wall, no...?

It haz been BANGTANNED! geplaatst een jaar geleden

u look nice today geplaatst een jaar geleden

The smell of cinnamon and appel, apple is so good, but I can't be bothered moving. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Uni started today.
How the fuck did this happen.
WHERE DID MY HOLIDAYS GO.
I'm miss my self-imposed hermitdom already. I'm not ready to face the world xD geplaatst een jaar geleden

cuttlefish do not like 2 be cuddled geplaatst een jaar geleden

If the sirloin isn't the king of steaks, then why is it the only one u have to call "sir?" geplaatst een jaar geleden

"If u run into a uithangbord and pretend it doesn't exist, you'll never make progress. The uithangbord will never change, so you're the one who has to change." geplaatst een jaar geleden

"There are no inherently bad people. Everyone believes that, myself included. I don’t doubt the existence of virtue. And yet people bare their fangs when it seems they can profit. People will rationalize their own behavior whenever they become tainted with evil; they’re not supposed to be evil. In order to preserve their own twisted integrity, the world becomes twisted." geplaatst een jaar geleden

Me: I'm going to go to bed eary because I have to get up early tomorrow!!
Me: *stays up watching bigfoot conspiracy videos* geplaatst een jaar geleden

Don't u just hate it when you're drinking a hot chocolate and the half-melted heemst, marshmallow sticks to your lips, then falls onto your arm, making it sticky...?

Cause' I do. geplaatst een jaar geleden

parrots geplaatst een jaar geleden

Sometimes I like to curl up with an open book even if I don't intend on reading. Something about just sitting with an open book is super special and comfy even if u aren't in a reading mood. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Let it a, let it b, let it c, let it d! geplaatst een jaar geleden

A B C D E F G gummy beer are chaceing me. One is red and one Is blue one is chewing on my shoe.. Now I'am running for my life because the red one has a knife..... geplaatst een jaar geleden

What label did Yellow Claw found? geplaatst een jaar geleden

Here I go again mom broke my favourite mug for the 4th time
just wondering what she would be doing if I "accidentally " ever break her mug

Damn!! that was expensive geplaatst een jaar geleden

Holy shit, one of my favourite bands is a decade old.
Holy shit, pokemon is 20 years old.
Holy shit, I'm almost 20 years old.
Holy shit, I'm going to be getting married.
Holy shit, I'm going to need a house.
Holy shit, I'll need a job.
Holy shit, when the fuck did this happen?
Holy shit, when did I get out of middle school?
Holy shit. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Here are the lyrics:

Just one dag in my life
So I can understand
Fighting just to survive
But u taught me I can
We are the lucky ones
We are, we are
We are the lucky ones
We are, we are

Winner gets cake. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Why am I watching Bigfoot videos? geplaatst een jaar geleden

Coooooookie crisp! :D geplaatst een jaar geleden

If there's one thing people dislike is being critically analyzed. Most people can't handle criticism on themselves. And that is what causing the world go backwards to a degree. People want to get better and make everything better but there's a shitton of people who don't actually work to achieve those goals of realize/admit they make alot of mistakes. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Wouldn't it be nice if the world was Cadbury?
u could surf inside a chocolate tube.
Ride your board across the wave forever.
Get wiped out and never get a bruise
And if a haai came up and tried to bite you
u could say 'I'm chocolate - I invite you'
Wouldn't it be nice? geplaatst een jaar geleden

Mado kara sotto asa hi ga nobite
Madoromu matsu ke ni koboreteku yo

So yo fuku kaze heya e to maneite
Komorebi ni kimi no negao
Yasashikute (Euforia)

Itsumo no arifureta asa dakedo
Azayaka ni irozuiteru yo
Sore wa kimi to meguri aeta kiseki
Hitori janai kimi to issho ni iru kara geplaatst een jaar geleden

'Romeo!'

'ROMEO!!!'

'Juliet...'

'Romeo...'

'Because of you, for the first time, I felt... the joy of falling in love with someone. I'm happy, Juliet. I'm happy that I lived in a world with u in it...'

'Romeo...'

'Juliet. I can't speak your name again. I can't see u any more...Julie...'

'Nooooo!!!'

*Wonderful violin track plays in background*

This, boys and girls, is why romantic anime is sooo damn good. XD geplaatst een jaar geleden

One of the categories thats appeared on my netflix reccomendations is "Foreign films with a strong female role".
That's so oddly specific.
In what scenario would thay ever be helpful?
"What do u want to watch today, hun?"
"A foreign film with a strong female lead!"
"I mean I was thinking like Rugrats of somethin-"
"NO! IT HAS TO BE A FOREIGN FILM WITH A STRONG FEMALE ROLE! I will not settle! We will watch a foreign film with a strong female and that's FINAL!" geplaatst een jaar geleden

If someone has weird looking cleavage, does it count as an uncanny valley? geplaatst een jaar geleden

Guess the song these lyrics came from:

I won't break down tonight

I feel it for the first time

I feel it for the first time

Winner gets complimenten and cake! 😊 geplaatst een jaar geleden

meer power! *grunt* geplaatst een jaar geleden

When,
Look for a ride and u need to get high my friends,
Spend all your time just walking around instead,
Like black roses it's somebody to hold for them,
for them.

Let's
Go outside got nothing to hide for free,
Can't seem to see the forest from the trees,
gras is always greener but how do u know we'll see,
We'll see geplaatst een jaar geleden

Can't get started
Chemical heart
Every time I get started
u pull me apart
Can't get started
Chemical heart
Every time I get started
u pull me apart

Forgotten,
Maybe things are better on the other side undone,
Better off wishing for the stars to kill the sun,
Like packed rows that nobody can hold no one, no one... geplaatst een jaar geleden

may i have ur attention please?
may i have ur attention pleas?
will tha real slim jim pleas stand up
i repeat will tha real slim jim pleas stand up
we're gonna have a problem here
u all act like uve never seen an asian b4

im tha slim jim
tha real slim jim
all u other slim jims r lookin 2 thin
tha real slim jim pleas stand up
pleas stand up
pleas stand up

...guess tehres a slim jim in all of us
fuck it lets all stand up geplaatst een jaar geleden

Well maybe i'm just too young
To keep good love from going wrong

Oh... lover, u should've come over
'Cause it's not too late

Well I feel too young to hold on
And i'm much too old to break free and run
Too deaf, dumb, and blind to see the damage i've done
Sweet lover, u should've come over
Oh, love well i'm waiting for you

Lover, u should've come over
'Cause it's not too late geplaatst een jaar geleden

Lonely is the room, the bed is made, the open window lets the rain in
Burning in the corner is the only one who dreams he had u with him
My body turns and yearns for a sleep that will never come

It's never over, my kingdom for a kiss upon her shoulder
It's never over, all my riches for her smiles when i slept so soft against her
It's never over, all my blood for the sweetness of her laughter
It's never over, she's the tear that hangs inside my soul forever geplaatst een jaar geleden

Sometimes a man gets carried away, when he feels like he should be having his fun
And much too blind to see the damage he's done
Sometimes a man must awake to find that really, he has no-one

So i'll wait for you... and i'll burn
Will I ever see your sweet return
Oh will I ever learn

Oh lover, u should've come over
'Cause it's not too late geplaatst een jaar geleden

Looking out the door i see the rain fall upon the funeral mourners
Parading in a wake of sad relations as their shoes fill up with water
And maybe I'm too young to keep good love from going wrong
But tonight you're on my mind so u never know

When I'm broken down and hungry for your love with no way to feed it
Where are u tonight, child u know how much i need it
Too young to hold on and too old to just break free and run geplaatst een jaar geleden

Man 1: Good morning.

Man 2: Good morning.

Man 1: Good morning.

Man 2: Morning.

Man 1: Tell me, why do u say 'good morning', when u know perfectly well that it is the afternoon?

Man 2: Well, because u zei it.

Man 1: *shakes head* Good afternoon.

Man 2: Good afternoon.

Man 1: Oh dear... good evening.

Man 2: Goodbye?

Man 1: No... geplaatst een jaar geleden

Gooooooooodddddddddnight- aringdingdingdingdingdingding geplaatst een jaar geleden

Boy, I'm glad that my uncle moved his darn shoes! That's great, because now I won't trip over them for the fourth time this week. geplaatst een jaar geleden

How to Piss Off 8theGreat: A Lesson in 3 Parts.
1. Confuse the Victorian era with something that isn't Victorian, IE, adding a heavily Victorian aesthetic to a post WWI setting.
2. Write a mystery work that lazily references Sherlock Holmes in such a way that makes it obvious you've never read Sherlock Holmes.
3. Try to pass something off as Lolita fashion that simply isn't Lolita fashion.
Do your f*cking research. geplaatst een jaar geleden

hallo guys! IdiotMan97 is now a Changed Man! u can PLZ STOP ANSWERING that vraag now. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Yeeyyy! Today is my birthdayy! geplaatst een jaar geleden

Attention: The vraag concerning IdiotMan97 will no longer be taking answers. Thnx for the suggestions but we both set our differences aside. geplaatst een jaar geleden

#FoodIsLifeFoodIsLove geplaatst een jaar geleden

Why don't u ask the kids at Tienanmen Square?
Was fashion the reason why they were there?

They disguise it, Hypnotize it.
televisie made u buy it.

I'm just sitting
In my car and
Waiting for my

She's scared that I will take her away from there.
Dreams and her country, left with no one there.

Mesmerized the simple minded
Propaganda leaves us blinded. geplaatst een jaar geleden

OMFG! what was happening here? XD geplaatst een jaar geleden

*looks at the users below*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjxuWUyHKHk geplaatst een jaar geleden

One day, my mom showed me a pair of socks to see if I thought they were black of blue, because it's sometimes hard to tell. She held them up and said, "Black of blue." I smirked and said, "Purple!" geplaatst een jaar geleden

Introvert has the loudest mind.
Extrovert has the loudest mouth. geplaatst een jaar geleden

link

link

Also these are great tbh.

Not uploading everything because it'll be time consuming but these are great tbh geplaatst een jaar geleden

So while looking up random bullshit with my sister. I find this:

link

And my sister had the most freaked out face. It was so hilarious I couldn't stop laughing for what it seemed to be 5 mins. geplaatst een jaar geleden

*Gets officer skin for a character in a video game* *Gets told to fuck off several times while saying bad officer puns*

.....Life is good. geplaatst een jaar geleden

"Why do u care what people think?
Are u hooked up to their leash?
u know anklebiters
Ate up your personality.

Try to remember how it felt
To just make up your own steps
And let anklebiters
Chew up, spit out someone else.

Fall in love with yourself.

Because someday you’re gonna be
The only one you’ve got.
Someday you’re gonna be
The only one you’ve got." geplaatst een jaar geleden

some hearts are diamonds
some hearts are stone geplaatst een jaar geleden

Do u remember that time 4 years geleden when u were
Extremely upset ? Does it really matter now? geplaatst een jaar geleden

*Derping about on the Random club*

Bp: I still haven't written anything of come up with any ideas for anything to do with writing yet... gosh darnit!!! geplaatst een jaar geleden

Ba bum tish! geplaatst een jaar geleden

私はおっぱいが大好き geplaatst een jaar geleden

exist?? geplaatst een jaar geleden

I am a cybernetic warrior... I shall electrically discharge my volts upon your carapace... geplaatst een jaar geleden

I consider myself very lucky to have a JOB
because after thirty years fifty per cent of the job will be gegeven to ROBOTS which will led to great unemployment as machines are replacing humans . geplaatst een jaar geleden

Forever alone :'( geplaatst een jaar geleden

I totally agree with anything anyone says. geplaatst een jaar geleden

私は日本語を学習です。 geplaatst een jaar geleden

Happy Valentine's day!

and if u r single just like me......be greatly happy, u
saved a lot of money to buy your favourite mangas! geplaatst een jaar geleden

WHO WANTS TO BE MY PLATONIC VALENTINE AND DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TODAY/TOMORROW?! geplaatst een jaar geleden

Welp. Happy Valentine for all of u who celebrate it. OuO geplaatst een jaar geleden

u know shit gets real, when you're lazing around watching anime at a mate's, then, Nek minute, the ground starts shaking and Chch becomes Quake City again... the saddest part is how little it actually bothers me now. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Finally at peace with my icon. #GodBless geplaatst een jaar geleden

Do chickens know there chickens? geplaatst een jaar geleden

I need a Valentine!! geplaatst een jaar geleden

I still can't find any iconen I like and it's driving me absolutely nuts. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Me when I am trying to do something cool but fail:

link geplaatst een jaar geleden

How many people that u get along with and consider vrienden did u use to walk past as complete strangers, almost unaware of their presence..?

Who knows. The person who will end up closest to u may just be the person u havent noticed yet. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I survived the week of hell at school!!! geplaatst een jaar geleden

This club is dying! *shocks Random with a defibrillator* DX geplaatst een jaar geleden

UPDATE: HANDWRITING boeken ARE HERE! geplaatst een jaar geleden

Soooo, recently I ordered these replicas of copybooks used in schools back in the dag to teach handwriting. I'm super stoked. I can't wait until my handwriting looks like this- link
boeken y u no ship faster? geplaatst een jaar geleden

Imagine this:
You're walking on a checkerboard floor, everything around u is white. As u keep walking u notice pocket watches falling from the sky. u grab a watch and press a button. Suddenly, everything goes black and u wake up in your bed. Your mom giving u a strange look as u realize u had your arm extended. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I am such trash geplaatst een jaar geleden

WORD GAME ANYONE?

my word
Yesterday geplaatst een jaar geleden

What would u do if I sang out of tune? geplaatst een jaar geleden

Why is a raven like a writing desk? geplaatst een jaar geleden