Teacher: Today's topic is photosynthesis
Kids: Ok Sir
Teacher: So what is photosynthesis?
Kids: Today's topic geplaatst een jaar geleden

Having been on this club, and even meer so this cite, for as long as I have, I feel super old and archaic. I cant imagine what it feels like to be the fossils we are making oil out of like Zanhar and Blind. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I was born to smother u with flowers. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Today a kid walked up to me and zei "are u my mother?" I replayed be saying "No, I am not u mom" he zei u look like her are u sure u are not here. I zei yes i am sure. Then he called ma fat and ugly and ran off crying. Then his mom came over to him and told him to say sorry but he did not. I guess I am not going to the mall any time soon. geplaatst een jaar geleden

When a lady is pregnant, all her vrienden touch her stomach ad say "Congrats!". But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!". Moral: Hard work is never appreciated, only result matters... geplaatst een jaar geleden

I just got a surgery yesterday. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I am losing my mind! all my so posed to be vrienden are changing and making me feel bad. I am crying because I feel like I have to change with them. I am going to have a mental breakdown soon!! I cant even breath. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Today I made vrienden with my crush and twinklestar11 saw how strange it went. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Wot if the 'wot if' meme never existed ?? geplaatst een jaar geleden

I am done with everyone at school. Just got bullied for the seconde time today. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Have u ever felt invisible. I feel like that because I am so shy but yet bold when I get bullied cause words do cut deep and that only makes u stronger and to find out who u really are inside. Take it from me I am different because of what people say but u should not change. I bet u all are amazing talented people that need a best friend so that they can help u though the hardest times in u life.
commentaar if u have a best friend AND If u get bullied and how they help you. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I am so tired of getting picked on because I am not a girly girl like other people and don't like girly things. I am a fucking tomboy people. I wear all black and red *most of the time* but that does not mean I am going to cry and run away and act shy. Well I am shy but who really cares about that.I am tired of walking into school and getting bullied for no reason at all. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Try to figure out what color a smurf will turn if u choke it. geplaatst een jaar geleden

just because i zei something nice doesn't give u the right to call me your friend all the sudden geplaatst een jaar geleden

SUPRIZZE BUTTSEKSS geplaatst een jaar geleden

Today is the last dag for pssas!! :) geplaatst een jaar geleden

One spelling mistake can destroy your life: a husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forgot to add e at the end of a word: I'm having such a wonderful time.. Wish u were her..... geplaatst een jaar geleden

Wot if we're all already in the afterlife, and life is just a psychically connected dream that we are all simultaneously having? And then when people die, it's actually their dead loved ones pouring a bucket of water on their head to wake them up. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Today I pushed Twinklestar11 into a boy she hates at school now she is mad at me. I am calling it true love. They are ment to be together. geplaatst een jaar geleden

SON: Dad how do I know when someone is drunk?
DAD: Come here, u see the four coconut trees there? Good, a drunk man will see eight.
SON: But dad, there's just two coconut trees there.
DAD: geplaatst een jaar geleden

Anyone here way too prone to loving the sympathetic antagonist? geplaatst een jaar geleden

A lady told me she is proud to be a virgin and that she will die virgin because she wants to be a good example to her children... geplaatst een jaar geleden

I was high af at this gun koop where I work and I could swear a guy came in asking for ammunition for his clock. I was all like WTF man. 6 hours later I realize what happened and I'm pretty sure I'm going to be fired geplaatst een jaar geleden

I find it amusing. People who have been on this side for like... 4-5+ years are really not present on the troll antwoorden while people that were here from 0-4 years seem to post a lot in response. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Patient - doctor I took my meds at 6 Am today.
Doctor - but I told u to take them at 9 Am.
Patient- I wanted to surprise the bacteria. geplaatst een jaar geleden

if u were here like back in 2006 till 2011-2012-2013- 2015 tops u know those were the best years even trolls were funny geplaatst een jaar geleden

Whoever says dogs can't smile never met my dog. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Honestly I think that tonight reminded me that I never left my early 2012 meme and 'i'm so random rawr lol xD' phase. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Can't we get a better quality troll than someone that just call someone bitches? Its pretty lame, I don't know if u can even consider that trolling. geplaatst een jaar geleden

That moment when you're not active on a site and when u try to reconnect however they just don't remember. for whatever reason. "And you're just like oh okay u don't remember me well it is my fault yeahhhh" and then u just end the conversation quickly as to not be awkward. geplaatst een jaar geleden

* in a demonic voice *. I am evil and I want cheese. geplaatst een jaar geleden

omg my mom gave birth to my new baby sister:D im not the only child anyone i'm so happy 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 geplaatst een jaar geleden

Who got the booty? I got the booty. They got the booty. We got the booty. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Boi. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Happy late birthday to this sexy blob in my icon! geplaatst een jaar geleden

Have u ever noticed once u "fall in love" with a song, and u listen to it a lot, the song seems to go quicker than when the first time u heard it.

this happened to me. I was just listening to the song called "girls" and i just started to listen to it and i went to see how mmany minuten were left and there was like 1 min left already. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Super stoked for the rain we're supposed to be getting volgende week. I just want to put on my worn out trench jas and lay down in the mud. Does that sound like fun to anyone else? Anyone wanna join? geplaatst een jaar geleden

I'm a new user here!

door the way, if any of u have Facebook account, can u please like my page? :-)
---> link geplaatst een jaar geleden

wot if it isn'tapril fools dag geplaatst een jaar geleden

An extravagant excerpt from our valiant hero Shakespeare:

"APRIL FUCKIN' FOOLS!" -April 23rd, 1616 geplaatst een jaar geleden

I can't believe i actually joined this gay site & stayed here for this long i've always hated it here it's awful
:vvv geplaatst een jaar geleden

u know who should get with Bellatrix? Molly Weasley. That'd be hot AF.
Like AzkaDAMN! geplaatst een jaar geleden

April Fool's dag is gay. geplaatst een jaar geleden

i love america but hate the ignorant people who uses /understands freedom wrong i can't stand those who says i do what i want without giving a single fuck about respect of that everything has a they just act like they own the fucking earth geplaatst een jaar geleden

when i'm eating with people i instantly lose my appetite geplaatst een jaar geleden

Geesh. Kingdom Hearts sucks its like so made for children with all that disney oh wow how childish how lame. Also Misogi, Akashi, Hibari, Kano, Alone, Ferid, Mika, Fushimi and all those other characters I used to love I hate so much. They all suck man geplaatst een jaar geleden

I have a confession to make. My real name is Riku. geplaatst een jaar geleden

pizza is gross im glad weed is illegal wow wot a dangerus drug geplaatst een jaar geleden

wow women sure r hot nd sexualy attractive omg how did i not notice this b4
guys
guys wot if im straight geplaatst een jaar geleden

I have a change of heart. I think guns, anime, and swearing should all be illegal. #ILoveJesus #GovermentIsVoluntary geplaatst een jaar geleden

Guys, I have a confession to make.

I hate that teef Nu-13 now. geplaatst een jaar geleden

That awkward moment when u leave a store without buying anything and all u can think is "act natural, you're innocent". geplaatst een jaar geleden

Evil isn't born, it's made - Regina,Once Upon A Time geplaatst een jaar geleden

#SaturdaySatire geplaatst een jaar geleden

And u too, Brutus? In that case, die, Caesar. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I unironically like the backstreet boys, don't make fun of me. geplaatst een jaar geleden

1 vis 2 vis red vis bloo vis geplaatst een jaar geleden

That moment when your battery is at 3% and u see your Boss uploadpictures of himself and his family. And wanting to impress him, u quickly commentaar "cool pics" but auto correct changes it to "cool pigs" and your battery runs out!Don't even bother explaining, pal, just find another job. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I woke up at 1:30 pm yesterday. I literally have not slept since. I'm still wide awake. How the fuck is this possible. geplaatst een jaar geleden

PSA for the retards in the back: Just because I'm about as real as the cat in the fucking hat, doesn't mean I'm not a fucking girl. Do I need to make that meer clear on my profile? Do I need to post fucking boob pics? Do I need to act meer effeminate? geplaatst een jaar geleden

Oh hey, would u look at that, it's almost the 1st of the volgende month.

It's go time, Fanpopians. >:) Let's make this an April Fools to remember... geplaatst een jaar geleden

melk i love it meer dan sex geplaatst een jaar geleden

Wot if ....all of us(including TheSlimJim as well)are nothing meer than fictional characters inside a novel that was written door a real person? geplaatst een jaar geleden

Wot if someone actually asked Wot if? geplaatst een jaar geleden

Wot if what the fuck did I miss and wot the fuck jim? geplaatst een jaar geleden

Wot if I didn't suck at this meme geplaatst een jaar geleden

wot if we all made our mottos wot if geplaatst een jaar geleden

wot if u guys are unraviling all my secrets wot if i rlly am a alien nd wot if i didnt start wot if???? geplaatst een jaar geleden

Wot if THaSlimJim didnt start the "wot if"? geplaatst een jaar geleden

link WOT IF THE COLOUR I USED IN THIS IS MEAT POWDER geplaatst een jaar geleden

Wot if we are all just figments of imagination created door THaSlimJim's mind??1?/?? geplaatst een jaar geleden

WOT IF WE R UNRAVELING HTE FABRIS OF THE UNIVERSE geplaatst een jaar geleden

wot if 8thegreat WAS meat powder
wot if.... we r all meat powder????????????? geplaatst een jaar geleden

wot if 8thegreat was a literal cup of ramen geplaatst een jaar geleden

wot if thaslim is not jim geplaatst een jaar geleden

wot if-
o god wAT HAVE I DONE
WOT HAVE I DONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE geplaatst een jaar geleden

wot if the fanpop uithangbord doesn't kno its a fanpop uithangbord geplaatst een jaar geleden

wot if ur tits didnt kno it was tits
wot if ur penis didnt kno it was penis geplaatst een jaar geleden

wot if ur anime didnt kno it was anime geplaatst een jaar geleden

wot if ur meat powder didnt kno it was meat powder geplaatst een jaar geleden

My favourite colour is meat powder. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Food makes everything better. geplaatst een jaar geleden

wot if ur brain didnt kno it was brain geplaatst een jaar geleden

wot if ur eyes didnt kno they were eyes geplaatst een jaar geleden

wot if ur lungs didnt kno they were lungs geplaatst een jaar geleden

wot if ur legs didnt kno they were legs. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I'VE COME UP WITH A NEW RECIPEH. geplaatst een jaar geleden

POST !!!! geplaatst een jaar geleden

Does anybody want to marry Crazedsitcomfan? Cause I do. geplaatst een jaar geleden

guys geplaatst een jaar geleden

yesterday me and my friend made an evil plan on this boy we both hate. (bryce)
here was the plan:
- i lick the jolly rancher and she give it to him
- i tell him today it was licked
but...
plans changed.
this other boy we both hate (simon) got the rolly rancher and ate it.
My friend told him it was licked and he got mad at her. today she was supossed to tell him I licked it. lol cant wait till i find out the result (she told me all this) geplaatst een jaar geleden

Those who haven't been to deepweb, haven't seen what true darkness is. geplaatst een jaar geleden

mIraCuLoUS SImPLy tHE BEsT uP To thE tEst wHEN thiNgS GO wrONG mIRAcULOUS the LUCkiEst the PoWEr oF LOve AlwaYS SO STRONG
MIRACULOUS

....please send help. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Please kom bij th....

Lol no,Fuck off. geplaatst een jaar geleden

"I'm so happy!
Aha! Happy go lucky me!
I just go my way,
Living everyday!

I don't worry!
Worrying don't agree,
Things that bother you,
Never bother me!" geplaatst een jaar geleden

When u think about how big the Earth is, then how small it is compared to the Sun, and how the Sun is just a speck of dust in the universe, it's easy to justify eating an entire chocolate cake. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Boy: My mother's
name is Laughing and my father's name is Smiling.
Teacher: u must be kidding.
Boy: No, that's my sister's name, I'm
Joking. geplaatst een jaar geleden

PSA: When I say I'm a bitch, I'm not joking. I'm not saying I'm just some sarcastic girl, I'm not saying I'm a strong independent white woman who don't need to man, I mean I will be mean to u out of the blue sometimes because I really really don't care about you. That's what being a teef means. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I don't understand why idiots feel the need to validate their own stupidity. Everyone can see they are idiotic but they keep insisting they aren't. It's hilarious. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Having a little (well not little) "Fanpop glitch" right now, started Thursday of Friday. geplaatst een jaar geleden